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I want to live in your heart or your bed.

1, between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

2. I will always meet someone who will sing to you in a tone-deaf voice, see clearly that you are not laughing, and then hug you.

I want to give you a super invincible and lovely birthday present. But this box is too small for me to get in.

Your good night is comparable to the starry sky, and your smile can also light me up.

When you hold me, although you don't say it, you know in your heart that the honey in this world is not as sweet as your arms.

6. I like you, like the scenery that blooms in spring and summer, blooming, but insisting on life and death.

7. I want to wear short sleeves with you in summer and have a taste of ice cream; I want to be wrapped like a bear with you in winter and tell jokes that only we can understand.

8. My blood sugar is very low. Can you say something sweet to me?

9. I don't like traveling around the world, but I just want to travel quietly by your side.

10, you once appeared in my dream, and I seem to have seen you somewhere.

1 1, I can't say I like you directly, so I use good night instead.

12, talking to you without thinking, I don't know what's wrong with me, I just want to talk to you.

13, I want to walk in the sunset with you, see the streets and alleys, and walk aimlessly without rushing home.

14, you don't know how happy you are to do exercises and peek at the person you like during recess.

15, 100 Li, double cheeseburger, yogurt ice cream, braised lion's head, mocha chocolate, sweet and sour fish in West Lake, not as good as you, not as good as you.

16, I like watermelons. Watermelon candy is not good, and watermelon juice is not good. Just like I like you, I can't be like you in character or in appearance, not you.

I want to live in your most important position, which is your heart. Talk about love.

First, maybe some facts are not for understanding, but just for acceptance.

Second, in fact, I am flustered every time. Comfort others can't be pushed around, and the weather can't do anything about my bad habits. ..

Third, tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after heartbreak.

Fourth, I can't afford the desire you want.

Fifth, no matter how nice the screen name is, it still loses to the remarks.

6. Love lets you catch what you can't.

Seven, all my love words are serious.

Eight, the most unhappy people in this world are those who know that Dachuan thinks too much.

Nine, your casual words instantly broke my heart.

Ten, dear, where are you? A depressed heart has no air for you.

Sleeping in the dark is your outline but can't touch your soul.

It suddenly occurred to me that you smiled at yourself.

Thank God for letting me meet you.

14. What you are wasting is the tomorrow that the deceased expects.

Fifteen, a woman who doesn't cry is a monster. Crying all the time is a waste.

Sixteen? Children have to give up the bad guys to find their lover.

Seventeen, everything in life will change, only bitches are still cheap.

Eighteen, people to people, you are real, that's all.

Nineteen, you hate being left out, you like being waited, come to me when you are lonely.

Thank you for keeping me from living in your eyes and embracing your back.

Twenty-one, when I am most helpless, it is always the back that greets me.

My heart beats for you and I pray for you. Because love brought us together.

Let me live in your heart, this is the best Christmas present you have given me.

First, in order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me Christmas cards at Christmas. Please write your information directly on the largest possible bill.

Second, it will be lucky to put a pair of women's socks on the bedside on Christmas Eve. Putting a pair of children's socks will make you happy and worry-free; Put a pair of socks for the elderly to live a long and healthy life; Putting on socks will stink; Hehe, wash your feet quickly and don't smoke Santa away!

According to the information of the Intelligence Bureau, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone at 12. Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you.

Fourth, because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can get together under the tree and make a wish, so that we can love each other for life.

I will give you a Christmas Eve coat, with peace in front and happiness in the back. Luck is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pockets are full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day!

6. Not only will I think of you on such a day, but I can also openly harass you and tell you to be happy at Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!

Eight, in this cold winter ~ offer my deepest blessing ~ hope to warm your heart and spend this colorful Christmas happily!

Nine, a person spends Christmas, a person spends New Year's Eve, a person spends New Year's Day, and a person misses another person on his mobile phone.

Ten, it's Christmas Day again, and you can find a justified reason to be happy when you are busy! Of course, don't forget to send a blessing message to friends and relatives!

Eleven, Christmas is coming, my message comes to greet; Christmas is coming, and Santa Claus is driving; Good Christmas, Christmas gifts can not be less; Christmas is wonderful and the Christmas atmosphere is more lively. The Christmas message has arrived. Merry Christmas to you.

Twelve, ice and snow, white, warm care and warm heart; When the wind blows cold, don't forget the true feelings of your friends; When the phone rings, the greeting is warm and sincere. I wish you a merry and safe Christmas, and friends care about you!

Thirteen, in this fashionable day, I have thousands of blessings, but I can't say them. I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas!

Fourteen, Christmas is coming, send gifts to Kaka. A gift pick-up card, casually mention Christmas gifts; A happy mood card can extract happiness at any time; A Christmas card in which friends greet each other. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas with the people I love this year. I want to ask you, would you like to be the person I love?

There are many people who care about you and bless you. Don't forget that I am one of them. Although blessing is only a form, it can bring warmth and comfort to the soul. Christmas is coming, and I am anxious to send a hasty blessing: Happy Christmas Eve!

Seventeen, happy smiling faces are blooming and happy songs are singing; Auspicious snowflakes are flying and melodious bells are floating; Christmas presents are being delivered and holiday wishes are being delivered. Merry Christmas to you!

Eighteen, let me live in your heart, is the best Christmas gift you gave me.

Nineteen, the dazzling lights on the Christmas tree, that is my prayer for your safe life; The melodious bell on Christmas Eve is my blessing for your happy life.

Twenty, it is said that on Christmas Eve, the stars make two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

Although the Christmas greeting is tight, it is most effective to give it to you first. Christmas information is very busy. Good luck comes with the news, Christmas wishes turn around, happiness index turns higher, just have a merry Christmas!

On this beautiful Christmas Eve, the Lord said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look!"

I want to be a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart, my love is hanging below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Merry Christmas

I made a quiet wish under the Christmas tree. I hope my thoughts on this quiet night can fly to your side with my floating mood, leaving a beautiful Christmas Eve for you and me!

25. I like the vitality of spring, the shade of summer, the fruits of autumn and the snow in winter. I prefer to give my blessing to the person I like at this time of year: Merry Christmas!

26. Before Christmas, I asked New Year's Day, why don't you let me stay a little longer? New Year's Day smiled and said, because you don't have a holiday ~

Twenty-seven, collect every kind of beauty in the world and give it all to you; Collect every fragrance in the world and dedicate it to you; All the blessings in the world are given to you. Merry Christmas to you!

28. Deep blessings, friendship, and strings of thoughts are willing to turn into gifts and stay in your heart. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Twenty-nine, a person is most afraid of festivals or something. In the world, there must be me besides the turkey.

Thirty, how many women were tricked into eating apples on Christmas Eve, but ended up eating bananas!

On Christmas Eve, I send you a cornucopia with flowers, fruits, auspiciousness, gold, jade, wealth, sweetness and happiness. May you be safe and happy in your arms!

Thirty-two, the old woman counted with her fingers. She didn't get any presents this Christmas.

Before Christmas, woman: Will you send me an apple for Christmas? M: Yes, of course. W: OK, I want the white one, Apple 6.

34. On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words; No sentimental words; No exquisite gifts; Only friends have deep blessings. Merry Christmas!

Thirty-five, you are rice, you are clothes, and you are my sweetness; You are sea water, I am a fish, you can swim around; You are a kite, I am a thread, and my thoughts about you will not change. Christmas is safe with you, and happiness is always sweet.

Thirty-six, it is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to stay under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and cuts through the sky, with my blessing on your pillow. Merry Christmas to you!

Ever since you lived in my heart, I have cried my eyes out.

1, don't tell me you're sorry, don't forgive. It seems to be my fault.

2. Just 1 simple and lost promise.

3. Where can I find a better you to waste my time?

If you can live with me, I have nothing to be afraid of.

You walk alone, but you can only embrace the wind.

6. Many people who silently comfort you stand up and say a word for you is too few.

7. I love you. I enter life through life. I am who I am, and I was cared for by you.

8. The result of dinner for two people is more embarrassing than that for one person.

9. It's hard for me to be nice to you. I try my best to be with you. And ignore what you don't need.

10, how have you been recently? I don't know.

1 1 Do you have a map? Because I just lost my way in your eyes.

12, I always feel that whether it is friendship or love, I hate being put in a dispensable position.

13, if you love yourself, someone will love you. If you don't love yourself, shit won't love you either.

14, now my heart is sad because of you. Because your heart is not only gentle to me.

15, I am a madman who lives in a world without you and misses you desperately.

16, can you stand up and talk to me like a man?

17, you have been shamelessly rambling about this fact that everyone knows. Is it interesting?

18, how can I respect you for a little garbage like you?

19, how many people are still in love after breaking up? How many people, obviously still in love, say they have let go?

20. Too many people and things around me remind me of you and me.

2 1, as long as I have you in the future, I am not afraid of anything.

Don't worry, I'm not afraid to stand alone in the rain.

23. Since you lived in my heart, I have cried my eyes out.

If you are good to everyone, no one will think you are good.

25. This world is strange to me. I just want to go with you.

26. Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't remember. At least we're still together, aren't we?

27. After two people who really love each other break up, usually one is fake happiness. It is really sad to ask yourself.

28. If someone asks you, can you love me for a long time?

Maybe only you know me, so you didn't run away.