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Myopia WeChat sends a circle of friends.

Because of myopia, you can see a person clearly as soon as you walk in.

Naked makeup also requires wearing contact lenses. Myopia is too tiring to explore the world.

Eye myopia astigmatism eye. I used to look at the moon without glasses. The moon is really bigger than a thief …

Taking a short video also knocked people down. Myopia is very sad, and I can't see some people in the display screen.

Happy world of psychiatry, myopic world, animation special effects of Parkinson's disease.

Hold the grass, please forgive every short-sighted person who doesn't say hello. . . It's so interesting.

What does myopia feel like? Today, a man stood about 150 meters away and told me something. I didn't catch what he said, and I don't know who he is. Stay close to me, ah, it used to be my father.

Stunned myopia ~ no gender outside three steps, no outsiders and animals outside five steps ~

How to wear glasses for myopia? I don't want to wear contact lenses!

Wearing a mask is annoying.

Myopia is also good for me. When I came in for dinner, I could see nothing. These young people in Hong Kong, Kong Tai and Hong Kong are all vague. It feels really great. I don't want to look up and talk to people, and I don't want to look at extreme faces.

All the pain should be chewed and swallowed by yourself. At night, his ears are not very good, he is nearsighted, and he can't see or hear you cry.

For a nearsighted person who is not good at wearing contact lenses, carrying a small bag only needs a pair of sunglasses, a pair of glasses, a card and a key.

You don't need silver glasses to appreciate myopia. People who are close can see more carefully and don't have to spend time and energy to identify unnecessary things.

Some people, like me, can't hear what others are saying without glasses.

Nice to meet you. My eyes are fixed on each other. I didn't recognize your expression because of myopia. In a word, I was in a good mood all morning.

Please forgive everyone's myopia. Because everyone is 20 meters away, six parents can't recognize the difference between men and women 50 meters away. 100 meters is no different from other animals. But the world is beautiful. Everyone is not indifferent and arrogant, just a little ambiguous …

People who are short-sighted and angry should never look for anything, because you will undoubtedly find it, and even if you find it, you will be angry with yourself.

Myopia can't see far away, and presbyopia can't see near. I am nearsighted, so I can't be blind when I am old. ...

I can't see what dishes are when I eat! It hurts too much! Always with something you don't like very much.

Now I finally feel it. I'm 400 degrees nearsighted and I can't see anything clearly. I didn't realize that my mobile phone was close to me until my eyes swelled. Oh, it's still convex It's inconvenient for the first time in my life.

The advantage of myopia is that it is not easy to presbyopia in the future.

People with good eyesight can never understand the sadness and pain of a person with 700-degree myopia when wearing eye makeup.

When I wake up, the zoom ratio of chrome is getting bigger and bigger ... The original 175% is as big as the previous 200%, and it is adjusted to 150% as big as the previous 175%, but a little bigger. Why can't zoom to the extreme, which will hurt myopia?

I think it's really nice to look in the mirror without glasses, but I don't want to look in the mirror without glasses.

It's raining, and I'm soaked through riding a motorcycle. It hurts! The most important thing is that I am nearsighted and my visibility is zero.

Every tragedy of myopia ... 30 meters away is monoecious. Take off your glasses. The whole world is also a plan. There is no difference between humans and animals at 50 meters.

Broke the nearsighted glasses, this idiot is the first time to come in the process! Being looked down upon by people is like the eraser who turned around and killed her husband and pinched herself to death.

Dare to burn the midnight oil for my myopia.

Maybe ... some people have the experience of walking on the road and treating the small black packaging bag as a white cat.

Patient: Doctor, my myopia is too obvious. Doctor: Tell me about the degree of myopia. Patient: I opened my wallet and couldn't see the money clearly.

A nearsighted friend said, "I can't hear you without my glasses."

How many nearsighted people have experienced the collapse of looking for glasses?

I really miss the situation that I didn't like you at that time. I don't need to set a separate classification. Pay special attention to it. Keep your head down and be nearsighted. When you get home, you can sleep peacefully, regardless of you. I hate myself.

I forgot where I put my glasses. When I found them, I almost knocked my head on the table. I could only touch them with my hands. I felt like an idiot waiting to die.

Continuous rainstorm is the best standard to test the quality of highway construction. Basically, it's very important, and the ground level is also very important. The nearsighted child saw passers-by stomping into the puddle and immediately dodged. And the nerve's heart muttered: the project construction was not done well.

Myopia is also beneficial, and the blurred world may be happier … Best wishes … Good night …

Eyes are the best camera, and even myopia has hazy beauty.

Probably all myopia has a built-in ps filter, and it is always different to look at yourself in the bathroom mirror.

I can't even see the doctor's stick clearly when I check my eyesight.