Talking about shocking people

1, don't give Colby muscles, my family raises chickens! In this impetuous age, silence is the ultimate wisdom to protect oneself and the best language to publicize one's personality. When I find my boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years? 4, it's all boiled water, what is Youlemei. 5. Sorry, your phone has been turned off. Please continue to pay the phone bill to take the road of sustainable development. 6. The price of the tomb has gone up so fast that I can't afford to die! 7. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied Pinyin. Read it? Donkey? Right? 8. I just received a text message from my girlfriend. She said she was going to break up with me. When I was sad, she sent a short message again: Sorry, wrong. 9. Brother is a McDull-level figure! 10, one day I was beaten by Lei Zhen, and I became a shocking person. 1 1. In marriage, we admire two kinds of people: first, young women who accompany men through hardships; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life. 12, I saw some apples on the road, so I bought a few, and 6.5 yuan settled the bill. I said forget the master's fifty cents. The master nodded, and the wife who was collecting money said, charge him 7 yuan? I'm speechless. 13, come on, I'll give you a piece of your favorite swan meat 14. The teacher said that the only shortcoming today is; If the students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, they will not disturb the students sleeping in front. 15, no one can really live without anyone, and no one really cares about anyone. 16, every time I weigh myself, I say that I am thin when I am light. When you get heavier, for example, your breasts get bigger again. 17, you two, or two, two there, no three no four. 18, what is a maxima, as long as there is? Bole? Donkeys can walk thousands of miles a day. 19, youth is not a dream, there is youth in the dream. 20. Youth is an ignorant rush, which always leaves wandering injuries. How I wish the sun would burn my rotten dream tomorrow. 2 1, Valentine's Day, a MM called him:? Nobody came to my house! ? He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one. 22. Excuse me, is your coffin sliding or turning? 23, people in this life, make do with life! 24. If you want to fall in love with your brother, please leave your brother's mobile phone number: 1 10. 25. If one day Pig Bajie looks in the mirror and finds that it is Tang Priest in the mirror. This shows that this mirror is a magic mirror! I am looking forward to going to school after class and having a holiday. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent. 27. In class, a note came from a children's shoe. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there? 28. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation! 29. The width of life lies in: walking on the road and seeing an old man fall, everyone goes up to help her, so that she doesn't know who to blame for a while. 30. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you. 3 1, the Tang Priest, no matter how powerful, is just a monkey trick. 32. Why does Jay Chou sing? Why did Degang Guo say cross talk? Why did Zhao Benshan fool people? Want to know, please buy a hundred thousand copies and why. I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily. I can play dumb, but don't think I'm really stupid. 35. I really want to call you grandpa; Dad. 36. I only like two kinds of flowers, rich flowers and casual flowers. 37. People who like flattery eventually ride horses. 38. When I was a child, happiness was simple. When I grow up, I am simple and happy. 39. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat! 40. A primary school is a class, a junior high school is a junior high school for a group of people, a senior high school is a senior high school for several people, and a university is a university for one person. 4 1, if you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one. 42. School radio. ? Class is over. Teacher, you have worked hard for class. Students, are you going to suffer again? . 43. Fireworks can create beautiful scenes, but you can create ugly looks! 44. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale. 45, round and slippery, slippery and live, live and pass.