How to write a gift humorously?

The humor of drying gifts is as follows:

1, excuse me, I'm here to bask in the presents that Jimei gave me.

2, scratching their heads, can't think of a copy, anyway, I am so happy to receive the gift, Miss X, I have a heart.

Today is really a lovely day. I received a lovely gift from a lovely person.

4. I thought for a long time before writing, and found that I didn't know how to express the warmth and happiness of suddenly receiving a gift.

5, things that make people happy, of course, must be carefully remembered.

6. Received a birthday present from Jimei! Excited to show off in the circle of friends, the content is very hard.

7. Thank the sisters for providing material for the copy of each festival.

8. I received a gift from smelly shit in advance. In fact, I forgot to say that having a good girlfriend is a lifelong gift.

9. I was surprised, happy, grateful and in a good mood when I received the gift!