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Bits and pieces of "Me" and Grandpa in Hulan River Biography
Grandpa called me slowly and told me that Xiaomi had a awn needle. No, but it's as hairy as a dog's tail.
Although my grandfather taught me, I didn't read it carefully, just admitted it generally. I looked up and saw a cucumber grow up, ran over and picked it, and I went to eat cucumber again.
Grandpa often does this, and always puts his hat in the same place, always under his cuffs and skirt. Every time I look for his children, I don't take out the hat under his skirt, as if he had an agreement with the children, "I'll put it here and you find it!" " "
If I hadn't jumped with all my strength, my grandfather would have been afraid that I was tired and it was impossible to greet me. On the contrary, the more he greets me, the more disobedient I am.
As soon as I heard this, I obviously laughed at my words and ran to my grandfather, as if very angry. Grandpa raised his eyes and looked at me with completely harmless eyes. I immediately smiled. It took me a long time to stop laughing. I don't know where I am so happy.
Grandpa helped me clean up and lit a foreign candle in it. I was so happy that I ran around the house with the lantern for several days until I broke it.
When I was born, I gave my grandfather infinite joy for the first time. When I grow up, grandpa loves me very much. Makes me feel that in this world, having a grandfather is enough. What are you afraid of? Although my father's indifference, my mother's abusive words and my grandmother's acupuncture on my finger are nothing.
Grandpa put hazelnuts in the nest and gave them to me. Fighting in this small nest is many times faster than biting with your teeth. Besides, my grandfather is old and probably has bad teeth.
Grandpa changed it, and it is not good to change it. I still don't want my grandfather to take the pig home, wrap it in yellow mud, put it on the stove kang and cook it for me.
The next day, another duck fell into the well. My grandfather wrapped it in yellow mud and boiled water for me to eat.
The more grandpa praises me for eating, the more I eat. Grandpa doesn't look well. I'm afraid I can't eat any more. Let me stop. I will stop eating. I obviously can't eat, but I still say, "One duck is not enough!" " "
Don't worry, go home with grandpa, and grandpa will catch a duck and cook it for you.
When I was born, my grandfather was over sixty years old. When I was four or five years old, my grandfather was almost seventy. Before I was twenty, my grandfather was eighty years old. Grandfather died as soon as he was over eighty.
The former owner of the back garden is gone now. The old master died and the young master escaped.
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