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What's so irritating that people don't want to pay their lives? If it's not surprising, they will die endlessly.
If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.
If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.
The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,
Saliva is more deadly than SARS,
Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.
If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.
Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.
As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.
I immigrated to Mars to leave you,
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.
Grenade will explode when it sees you,
People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.
All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.
18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,
I have to kill you!
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