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Are you a virgin?

In love, he also became strong and handsome. I like him very much. He swore to me that he would love me forever at most. I understand that no one can do it forever, but I still deeply like his confession. But one day, his words made me feel sore throat and felt very uncomfortable. I don't know why. He whispered a question in my ear, a very difficult question. He said, baby? This sentence made people blush and was speechless for a while. Not only angry, but also embarrassed. I can't figure out whether men care about me or my hymen. If my love is pure and clean without any impurities, his words may be a kind of harm to me, silently. I don't want to explain anything, because I feel like an independent individual, an independent woman. Although I love him, I will never sacrifice my personality. If you are at his level, should I ask, are you a boy? Actually, I really don't care if he is a virgin. I just feel that he loves me deeply at this moment, and his heart is warm and full of warm moonlight and romantic flowers. I won't think about anything else, because I think this is enough. It can be said that Snow White and I have a colorful dream of traveling around the world. It turned out that I thought I was going to wither and die, and there was no cure. Snow appeared like an angel and saved my soul in time. I repeatedly asked, Snow White, do you trust me too much? Snow White stared at her beautiful big eyes and said, Sister, you are crazy. I am so jealous. Let me tell you the story of mobile phone first. Snow White once lost a mobile phone a year ago. Snow White went to the Youth Palace Square to watch the group dance performance. On that day, there were many people and it was crowded. Snow White is not tall, so she can't see clearly on tiptoe. She was so crowded in the crowd that she lost her mobile phone. At that time, a mobile phone was almost all Snow White's possessions. Snow White cried very sadly. In the Youth Palace Square, Snow White is begging people. Whoever found my mobile phone, please give it back to me. But no one answered her. Standing in the sun for more than two hours, there was no satisfactory answer, and Snow White was completely desperate. She dried her tears and went to the bar alone and got drunk. Losing her mobile phone changed her attitude and outlook on life. Soon, Snow White made a boyfriend, whose name was Gao Duan. High-end people are very distressed and often buy delicious food for Snow White. Don't hesitate about McDonald's or KFC chocolate. There are one or two Yamaha 125 motorcycles at the high end. He often takes Snow White around and buys her fashionable clothes and beautiful decorations. Si Nuo thinks she has found the other side of happiness. The snow in this period showed unprecedented tenderness and charm. In the upscale town, I opened a home appliance store called Jia. The store is not too big, but the goods are quite complete. Sell some common electrical appliances such as electric fans, heaters, lamps, VCD, DVD, MP3 and small TV sets, and also sell mobile phones and recharge them. High-end people are still handsome, with Andy Lau's eyes and ChristianRandPhillips' high nose, and their height is nearly 1.8 meters. Bai Xue is satisfied with all kinds of high-end conditions, and their relationship has developed rapidly, just like a Mercedes-Benz car on the expressway. High-end gave Bai Xue a Samsung N78 mobile phone, which sold nearly 2,000 yuan in the market. Snow is of course very happy. People used to say that the gift of sending goose feathers thousands of miles away is faint and caring. Nowadays, people pay attention to reality and pay attention to etiquette and righteousness. Snow White immediately asked the high-end face, and her eyes were full of tenderness. Passion came from the high end, hugging the snow and kissing endlessly, and the body seemed to be on fire, which was extremely touching. Snow said, look at your greedy appearance, haven't you seen a girl? The high-end said that girls have seen more, and only you are good! Xue said, you are really a liar. High-end, I never coax girls. If I coax you, I will become a puppy immediately! Two people go to bed, and Snow White is interested in dedicating herself to high-end. High-end question, Snow White? This sentence is a blow to Snow White. Snow White immediately retorted, High-end, are you a virgin? When' tis once spoken, both of them froze in embarrassment. On that day, the two broke up. Snow threw her mobile phone on the high-end bed and said, I wish you an early virgin wife! I strode away. Snow White began to cry on the road. Do men care so much about women's first time? Snow White's second sister lost her virginity before getting married. Snow White's second sister, Bai Ling, is also a pretty good girl. It turned out that she loved a boy named Hu wholeheartedly, and both of them were sincere. However, Hu later left to be a soldier, and he did a good job in the army. In the year when the Yangtze River flooded, Hu went to the front line with the troops to fight floods. Hu's swimming skill is good, which comes in handy. He saved six people into the water by himself and made a first-class merit. Hu became a volunteer and stayed in the army. He wrote to break up with the ghost, which is like five lightning bolts. At that time, I resigned and went to Hu's parents to threaten death. Hu's mother was paralyzed with anger and lay in bed all day fighting the disease. Hu's father turned white overnight. But Hu just didn't come back. Later, Bai Linger heard that Hu was dating an officer's daughter. For this matter, Bai Ling's parents also lost their temper and didn't think about tea and rice. Ghosts are more angry, but anger is anger. What can she do? The breakdown of a marriage caused the sadness of two families. God knows it can't be noisy anymore, so he scribbled on the grass and married himself. The reason is that she was possessed by Hu, and a strong sense of inferiority and shame ruined her life's happiness. Bai Ling gave birth to two daughters after marriage and was bossed around by her alcoholic husband for three days. Punching and kicking are commonplace. It is said that there is such an episode. On the night of Bai Ling's wedding, according to the old custom, the husband should have a red test on the wedding night, that is, to test whether the bride is a virgin. This is a gateway, a passport for two newcomers to formally establish diplomatic relations, and the real beginning of a new life is like the foundation laid by a building. With a solid foundation, tall buildings can rise from the ground. Bai Ling is ready. She poured chicken blood into her vagina with a swim bladder. After the husband stripped off Ghost's clothes, he was not in a hurry to have sex, but became interested in the female reproductive system. He shone a flashlight on the nakedness of Ghost, his blood boiling and his heart trembling. He looked outside, dissatisfied. He opened his labia with his fingers and admired what was inside. Despite repeated protests, the ghost can't do this. Her husband's hand is very strong, holding her like a tiger pliers, making her unable to move. As a result, it is conceivable that the swim bladder dropped and the ghost gave the cloven foot. The husband held the swim bladder in his hand and held it under the lamp to watch. He soon understood the suspicious problem. He threw the swim bladder into the ghost's face, and the fresh chicken blood in the swim bladder spilled out, which dyed half of the ghost's face red. Ghost shivered and her husband slapped him in the face. Her husband went out to drink a lot of wine and came back with blood-red eyes. In the evening, ghosts were picked up from the bed by their husbands and beaten up. She bit her teeth and swallowed, afraid to tell anyone. In this way, she outsmarted herself and lost her position in her husband's family. Husband always shouts in front of ghosts, damn it, are you qualified to talk here? Fuck off! When ghosts came home with runny noses and tearful complaints, Snow White quit at once. She picked up a kitchen knife and went to chop off her brother-in-law's head. The ghost caught up with her and hugged her tightly. The ghost knelt down to Snow White. Sister, don't you dare mess around. You don't want me alive, do you? If you leave, I will immediately drink the poison and die here. Snow White is really angry about bullfighting. She stared at Bai Ling for a long time and said nothing. Snow suddenly flung the kitchen knife in his hand far away. Snow said, I'll take care of your junk, and I'm a bastard! Snow asked me, sister, tell me, how can this world be so unfair? Men ask women to be virgins, and women have no right to ask men to be virgins. I've thought it over. If you make yourself an ass, don't complain if people ride you. The law of survival is survival of the fittest, the law of the jungle. I was speechless for quite a while. Snow White's words made me think deeply. The journey ahead is long. Where should I go? Snow White treated loneliness and loneliness for me in time. Snow hugged me and told me about her injury, as if we were bosom friends many years ago, and talked about everything. The most important reason why Snow White left her hometown is that she really killed someone. I am shocked that Snow White who killed someone can be so calm and calm. Snow White said, I don't know if I killed that guy. It would be better if he hadn't died. If he dies, I may soon become a wanted man in this country. I'm not afraid now. I am a bad person. Who am I afraid of? Ha, ha, ha. She has a brilliant smile. I said, you don't have to be so nervous. The so-called people don't sue the officials and don't investigate. They have a guilty conscience and don't necessarily go to the police. Actually, I killed someone, too. I killed the driver, Xiao Zhao. Isn't it? Am I equally calm? Killing bad guys is actually like having a nightmare. It's over, and you won't be nervous because of guilt. Snow White was attracted by a middle-aged man in his forties. This man is Cui Jiusheng, director of the village committee. Cui Jiusheng's wife died of cerebral hemorrhage six months ago. Cui Jiusheng runs a small coal mine and has a lot of money in his hand. Cui Jiusheng told Snow White's father that as long as he agreed to marry him, he would give her a bride price of 200,000 yuan. A look of deep pockets. Snow White's father was tempted at that time. He said, this is mine. Tell the children and listen to her. Now the children's marriage is not arranged by their parents. Cui Jiusheng said, so be it. Snow White was very angry when my father told her about it. Snow White said, Dad, are you going to sell your daughter? Father blushed and muttered that Cui Jiusheng was in good health and would not get this disease. He would never have to worry about eating and drinking all his life. Bai Xue said that Cui Jiusheng's age is almost catching up with yours. Do you want me to marry a man or find me a father? Mother also advised her that Snow White was even more angry. She even said that if you think someone is rich, you should marry him! This sentence plunged into my mother's heart like a knife, and my mother hid her face and wept. Mother's crying made Snow White very uneasy. Snow said, don't cry, you have raised me for more than ten years, and I should repay you. I agree to be with Cui Jiusheng everywhere. My test will test the essence of this person, don't you think? Mother smiled through tears, and father's face turned from cloudy to sunny. Snow White was indifferent at that time. She thought that she would get married sooner or later anyway, in order to increase her practical experience. Who cares? It's no use beating children in rainy days. Being born and entering the WTO is all about practicing, practicing at home as a monk, and having tasted vegetarian food. Maybe this is life. Snow White and Cui Jiusheng didn't know what a rich man's life was until they got along, which was beyond their imagination. A meal in the city by BMW costs several thousand yuan, a diamond ring costs several thousand yuan, a suit costs several thousand yuan, and even a bottle of perfume costs several hundred yuan. Cui Jiusheng also traveled around with Snow White, and many dreams that Snow White dared not dream were easily realized with the help of Cui Jiusheng. Snow feels that such a day is very empty, and there is a feeling of stepping on a cloud. Cui Jiusheng swears, Snow White, as long as you follow me wholeheartedly, I will let you have food and clothing and enjoy the prosperity of the world. Snow White said, I feel uneasy on such a day. I'm afraid I'm not the kind of person you are looking for. Cui Jiusheng grabbed Xue Bai's hand and said that feelings can be cultivated and come out day by day. Habit becomes nature, and you get used to it. You put ten thousand heart, I won't let you suffer a little injustice. Snow White thinks it's good to find a bigger man, at least he knows how to hurt people. Cui Jiusheng's care is considerate and timely. It can be said that for a while, it really made Snow White feel warm. This kind of warmth is colorful, just like the warm wind on the Yuan Ye in spring, with colorful flowers circulating inside. Snow White is a little intoxicated. Just when Snow White was about to marry Cui Jiusheng, one thing changed Snow White's mind. Cui Jiusheng has a son named Cui Xiaolong. Cui Xiaolong is the safety supervisor in the mine. He is twenty-one years old. That day, Bai Xue was looking at the decorated house at Cui Jiusheng's house. Cui Jiusheng received a phone call and hurried out. Snow White walked back and forth several times in the spacious and luxurious room. Feeling tired, she took a nap on the sheepskin sofa in the living room. When Cui Xiaolong entered the room, the Tibetan mastiff tied outside said nothing. Cui Xiaolong drank wine that day. Cui Xiaolong drank wine, saw the snow on the sofa, and moved evil thoughts. Strangely enough, the two men have never met. On that day, Snow White appeared in Cui Xiaolong's field of vision in thin clothes, which had a strong temptation. Cui Xiaolong quietly closed the door and raped Snow White. By the time Snow White realized it, Cui Xiaolong was already on her upper body. This guy is too big, weighing 200 Jin. Snow White suffered a loss. After being raped by Cui Xiaolong, Bai Xue didn't cry, but picked up a fruit knife with lightning speed and stabbed Cui Xiaolong in the stomach. Cui Xiaolong rolled and howled on the ground like a slaughtered pig. Snow White immediately called Cui Jiusheng and told her what had happened. Say I'm calling the police now. Cui Jiusheng said, don't call the police yet. I’ll be right back. Can we talk about this when we get back? Cui Jiusheng was blindsided when he came back. Cui Jiusheng said to Snow White: Oh, this damn little dragon, he is my son, Xiaolong! While dialing 120, I quickly gave Xiaolong a simple treatment. Snow White's heart was cold at that time. She suddenly realized that she was Cui Jiulong's plaything and his son was his treasure. In Cui Jiusheng's heart, I am not a weighty weight at all. I was so naive that I almost finished the old fox. Snow White's face is a little ugly, and red flames are flowing in her eyes. Si Nuo asked Cui Jiusheng, what do you say? Cui Jiusheng said, what should I do? What can I do if someone asks you to do this? Go to the hospital for emergency treatment. I only have this son. Didn't you leave me childless? The snow has been silent for a long time. Snow said, no, this is the alarm I saw! Cui Jiusheng flew into a rage and pointed at Snow White's nose and scolded him. Leave me alone, I'm telling you, if you dare to call the police, I'll waste you now! Snow White was surprised, and Cui Jiusheng's true face was exposed. Snow a sneer, said, Lao tze to call the police today! Take out your mobile phone and dial. Cui Jiusheng grabbed his mobile phone and threw it on the ground. A slap in the face fell on Snow White's face, and Snow White almost fell to the ground. Snow suddenly grabbed the bloody fruit knife on the ground. Snow rushed to Cui Jiusheng, plunged into Cui Jiusheng's thigh, and blood gurgled out. Cui Jiusheng twisted with pain and said, well, the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart. You are malicious. Get out of here and our business will be over! Snow picked up her mobile phone, threw the knife on the ground and said to Cui Jiusheng, "Do you think you have everything with a few stinking money? I tell you Cui Jiusheng, this matter is endless. " With that, Snow White strode out of the house. Snow White went home and told her parents about it. Both parents were stunned and their bodies trembled like reeds in the wind. Father said, if you stab Cui Xiaolong with a knife, you will commit a crime and go to jail. Snow White said he was the first rogue, and I was defending myself. Mother said that Cui's family is big and rich, and if they go to court, they will definitely suffer. Snow White said that there would be no king's laws in the world. Good people have nothing to do now! Father said, Snow White, stop complaining. I think you'd better pack your bags and go to your cousin who is doing business in the south. Nobody knows who you are. Mom said yes, yes, Melissa Zhou, you have to go quickly. It would be too bad if Cui's family came back. You can't even leave if you want to. Snow White said, "What will you do if I leave?" ? Father replied, We are all old bones. What are we afraid of? Nobody can do anything to us. Don't worry, if you are not afraid of firewood, you can go green. You can live well, and we will die with our eyes closed. On that day, Snow White shed tears on her stubborn face. Her parents have been supporting themselves for so many years, but they have received nothing in return. What they get is fear. When she went out with a bag on her back, she made up her mind to be a bad person. She thought, maybe only being a bad guy can not be bullied, and only being more fierce than a bad guy can save herself. Snow White realized this in high school. Snow White's academic performance has been very good. She only skipped two grades in primary school. Snow White in high school is immature and often looked down upon by others. One night, Snow White came back from the toilet and was going to rest in the dormitory. Suddenly, she found a shadow sneaking behind her. Intuitively, she realized it was a boy. She walks fast, so does the shadow. She walks slowly, and so does the shadow. Snow White turned her brain and thought about the countermeasures. The shadow behind him suddenly came running, blocking Snow White's way. With the bright white street lamp, Snow White saw the true face of the boy in front of her. A guy with acne on his face stopped Snow White under a buttonwood tree and said he wanted to make friends with her. He reached out and hugged Snow White. Snow White is quick-sighted and quick-handed, hiding at that guy's feet. In that guy's screams, Snow White whistled happily. Acne shouted behind Snow White, Stop fucking, don't you dare, I won't chop you to death! At first, Snow White ran away in fright, and whelk limped after people. Bai Xue really stopped, looked at the zit and said, I'm standing here. What do you want? Come and try. Acne froze and ran away, because he saw Snow White holding half a brick in her hand. Snow White said with a smile, I am a bad guy. Who am I afraid of? If you stop, I will fight you! Acne is like a rabbit and disappears without a trace.