Looking for a cross talk between a man and a woman, something a little funny.

I would like to recommend this cross talk between a man and a woman: the inequality between men and women

(N: Female. A: Male)

N: There is something Let me ask you a question

A: What’s going on?

N: Are you a boy or a girl?

A: Do you still need to ask this? ! You can tell at a glance that I am a woman.

N: Oh!

A: Oh! No, no. I'm a man

N: Let's see, even he can't explain clearly.

A: I am confusing you.

N: Are you a man?

A: It’s a man

N: It’s really a man?

A: It is indeed a man

N: Is it original?

A: Imported

N: Haha

A: How can you talk if you don’t!

N: Just kidding! So you are really a man

A: A standard male citizen

N: Hey! I really sympathize with you

A: What’s wrong, just pity me

N: It’s better to be a woman in this world

A: What’s so good about being a woman? ?

N: Women are born with beauty. Advantages are advantages, and disadvantages (pause a moment) are also advantages

A: So you have no disadvantages

N: Hmm! You can’t find it

A: Women are tall

N: That’s called slimness

A: Women are short

N : That’s called delicate, right

A: A woman is fat

N: That’s called plump

A: A woman is thin

N: That’s called slim

A: A woman’s extroversion

N: That’s called modern beauty

A: A woman’s introversion

N: That’s called classical beauty

A: Women are diligent

N: That’s called virtuous

A: Women are lazy

N: Uh...that's called an improvement in social status! How about

A: You can really say it

N: This is us women

A: What about us men?

N: It’s much worse

A: What does it mean?

N: Isn’t it? !

A: The man is tall

N: Silly big man

A: The man is short

N: Wu Dalang

A: Our men have grown fat

N: Fat boy

A: Isn’t that okay

N: If you get fat, you’ll be slaughtered< /p>

A: I said you are so cruel! Men have long hands

N: Spare ribs

A: We men are extroverts

N: We are poor

A: We men are introverts

N: Big winter melon

A: We men are hard-working

N: No prospects

A: We men are lazy

N: A typical example of waste

A: You are so irritating! So we men are not as good as women?

N: Everyone knows it

A: Then you are too unequal

N: That’s why we women are better

N: Men are better? Then let me ask you a question

A: You tell me!

N: Why do men say stupid things quietly when they are in love?

A: Why?

N: Because when falling in love, a man’s IQ will become lower

A: Then let me ask you a question: no matter how expensive cosmetics are, women should buy them. Already?

N: Why?

A: Because the beauty of a woman after putting on make-up is directly proportional to the terror after taking off the make-up

N: No! ! ! !

A: Why is it wrong?

N: Cosmetics are a woman’s confidence.

It can cause men to hallucinate

A: Then why do women stop wearing makeup after marriage? !

N: Why?

A: Unmarried women wear makeup to make men hallucinate. Married women don’t wear makeup because they have already caught their prey and there is no need to disguise anymore

N: Someone It is said that love can make young men mature. Mature men are young

A: That’s right! Some people say that love can make smart women stupid and stupid women even stupider.

N: When being lovers, women make men feel distressed. I have experience with this

A: When we are married, women give men headaches. I have experienced this too

N: When we are in love, men become pitiful

A: Ugh! right! Because women will become neurotic and torture us men pitifully

N: Why do men and women bow to each other when they get married?

A: This is the same as when boxers shake hands before a match.

N: People say: 20-year-old men are defective

A: Yes! The 30-year-old man is genuine. A 40-year-old man is a fine product. The 50-year-old man is the best

N: This...20-year-old woman wants to play rugby.

A: Everyone is grabbing it

N: That’s right!

A: A 30-year-old woman is like a basketball, there are far fewer people grabbing it. A 40-year-old woman is like a volleyball, pushed back and forth. 50 year old women are like golf balls, PIA! The further you hit, the better!

N: (Push A) What did you say? A woman's specialty is acting coquettishly

A: A man's specialty is lying

N: If my wife doesn't go to work and lets her husband take care of me, that's what makes a husband capable

A : If your husband doesn’t go to work and your wife takes care of you, that’s called a loser

N: If a woman dresses as a man, that’s called avant-garde

A: If a man dresses as a woman, that’s called a pervert! Hi! Why are we men so useless

A: Actually! It’s good to be a woman

N: Don’t you know! You men are valued at work

A: You are taken care of in every aspect of your life

N: So I decided! I want to be a man

A: I want to be a woman. ah? ! Do I want to be a woman? ! .

N: Actually, women have their own sufferings!

A: Men also have their own difficulties!

N: Love life, fellow women!

A: Cheer up, fellow men!

N and A: Thank you (bow)