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Talk about being uncomfortable after drinking.

1, a man who has a heart is tired, but a man who has no heart is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

2, you don't drink, even the flowers laugh at you for not knowing the style!

Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

4, love fails to come to two bottles, and anyone in the world can do without it.

5, but the wine is more fragrant, where there is such a deep friendship, it is estimated that it will become a moon in the water and a flower in the mirror. Pinned on the mountain, the mountain fell; Hold down the water and it will flow. In the end, it is yourself who suffers, and it is your heart that hurts.

6, drunk, just for your own wayward thoughts, find a suitable excuse to get drunk, don't get too high alcohol concentration, but the deeper the feelings! I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called when I was drunk.

7. Enjoy the freezing of time, and look for the once sweet moisture and gentleness in the swaying red wine glass.

8. Being able to walk outside the wall is not immortal.

9, an altar old cellar new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober crazy blowing, seven points drunk home.

10, drinking, drinking is a kind of full of blood; Tasting wine is an elegant artistic conception; Drunk, drunk is a kind of melancholy. As the saying goes, everything goes too far, and so does wine. Try it.

1 1, I'll do it again, and you're half-open.

12, wine is a mental anesthetic, and all kinds of funny behaviors after drunkenness make us smile.

13, I have a story, that is, it's better to be drunk after spending a long night.

14, drink to yourself a strong and daring poisoned wine. May your soul wander in this sinister world.

15, drunk, I refuse to obey anyone, just hold the wall.

16, make friends, want to drink, really can't drink, don't worry.

17, everyone drank it. Why don't you drink it? Are you still a gentleman?

18, I want to drink and die drunk on the main road.

19, don't contact anyone when you are drunk, and don't make any decisions at night.

20. It is said that drinking is a kind of sustenance, and your feelings, righteousness, dreams and thoughts are all stored in cups of wine.

2 1, life is like drinking, half drunk and half awake is the most appropriate.

22. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it in your stomach makes you haunted. When you speak, you will slip. When you walk, you jump to your legs. When you are drunk, you will look for water in the middle of the night. You will regret it when you get up in the morning. It's still beautiful to raise your glass later.

23, the wind passed, the clouds hurt themselves, hate wine to soothe the heart, a touch of darkness, a few degrees crazy.

24. Take a bite back and watch the stupid drinker.

25, wine or spicy wine or sweet wine, but also bitter wine or astringent wine.

26. The collapse of adults begins with drinking.

27. What life needs to prepare is not expensive wine, but the mood of drinking. The ups and downs of every drop of wine is a kind of fate, neither empty nor ambiguous. Drink this cup of wine and enjoy the present. With the mellow wine, love is drunk and your heart is drunk.

28, old circles, old fragments, I don't know.

29. Come on, work in pairs and drink if you lose.

30. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

3 1, don't get drunk before flowers, flowers should make people laugh. I'm only worried about rain at night. It's another spring.

32. People have drunk alcohol all their lives, and the more they drink, the younger they get.

33. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

34. If you don't drink it with food, it's equivalent to feeding the dog.

35. It used to be said that wine is a fine grain, and the more you drink, the younger you are; Now it is said that wine is like anesthetic, which can be drunk regardless of heaven and earth.

36. Take the lead in drinking, and the future will dominate.

37. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

38. Small wine is good for love, while big wine is bad for health. Drinking is just a part of normal life, not the whole thing, not the only thing.

39. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what shadows are like on the earth.

40, complaining about wine, the poor economy is full! Don't be sad, there are no regrets in life. Why is Huanglong afraid of breaking the sky?

4 1. How many stories of human joys and sorrows have been interpreted by wine, how many shocking Yin and Yang dramas have been staged, and how many people are helpless. Sad, sad, happy, happy, sad, nothing is caused by this wine, this wine!

42. Drink and meet bosom friends, one after another.

43. Wine is just one cup after another, but the heart is not drunk and drunk again.

44, and dust for wine, drink off.

45, no wine, no seats.

46. To yourself! Wine and coffee are both water, one makes you awake and the other makes you intoxicated!

47. At noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil and dried three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

48, drink less mouthwash is not wine, drink more help wall is still screaming.

49. My wife came and told me to drink less and eat more.

50. drinkers commit five evils. They don't want to drink for days, watching others drink, drinking in their mouths, drinking too much, and waking up to regret it.

5 1, life is like wine, and bosom friends are hard to find.

52. I won't drink if you want me to. I want a glass of white beer.

53. It is not lonely to drink alone, but it is lonely to drink alone.

54. Wine has no manners and no strangeness in color.

55. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

56, leisurely, red wine beauty, infinitely drunk after drinking, drunk but not drunk.

57. No matter how deep your obsession is, you must keep it, but in the end, you can't beat the dust of the years, you still have to let go with a smile.

58. Brother is not drunk, but lonely.

59. If you don't drink n meals a day, your legs will tremble when you walk.

60. A thousand glasses of wine are not worth a bosom friend. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place!

6 1, today is Monday, let's have a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

62, wine is not good, who will call you.

63. Wine is made of rice and you can't drink it.

64. A friend came back from far away. This is welcome, so you have to drink!

65, spicy wine rinse teeth, beer as tea.