Interesting talk about taking a boy.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Marriage is to put cotton-padded clothes on freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

Heroes are sad. I'm not a hero. Beauty let me pass.

A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

Salted fish turn over, or salted fish?

Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If you have no life, what can you play?

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

Not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men.

Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off.

If you fall, get up and cry again.

Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

Let the future come and the past pass.

Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Cheating each other is called the generation gap.

There is no windtight wall, no hanging beam.

Get dressed. I am an animal. Take off your clothes. I am the devil.

Sorry, the user is too ugly to set the signature setting.

You said you were a limited edition, so I'm telling you, I'm out of print.

Some people are still alive, and he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

Women can tolerate dysmenorrhea, why can't men resist desire?

The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you.

When I was a child, I often wet my bed, and when I grow up, I often cry my pillow.

I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

My love, limited edition; People I love, limited infatuation.

So many people despise me. Who are you?

Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be deceived by others.

Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

There is no woman who can't marry a man, only men who can't marry a woman.

If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

If a man doesn't help you put on your wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but in fact I am too lazy to cramp.

Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet.

So many people who despise me are saying mood phrases.

1. Although we can peck flowers and hairs next year, people will not go to empty nests.

People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

Actions speak louder than words. A fool's eyes are much smarter than his ears.

When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

5, you should tolerate people who have different opinions with you, so that life will be better. If you keep trying to change him, you will be miserable. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.

6. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable.

7. Living a day in vain and doing nothing is like committing theft.

8. Don't trust anyone. When you are courting others, have you ever thought about whether you have ever given others love? If you just want to get the love of others and you don't give it, it's selfish.

9. If you put it down, you will have no worries.

10, when you are upset, you have to tell yourself that all this is false. What's bothering you?

Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

12, time will pass, let time run away your troubles!

13, there is no one in the world who will never be vilified or admired forever. People will criticize you if you talk too much. People will criticize you if you speak a little. When you are silent, others will criticize you. In this world, there is no one who is not criticized.

14, tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

15, don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

16, always accept your fate, because you are human.

17, people are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a right heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

18, it's not pitiful when you know you're confused, and it's most pitiful when you don't know you're confused.

19, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

20, there is no separation in the heart, which is the real asceticism.

2 1. Only those who can keep a low profile can truly stand out.

22. People who can think of others will never be lonely.

Life is short, be kind to yourself, and tomorrow will be better.

24. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

25. I believe that you will do it, and I also believe that you will soon calm down and stop living in your own small world.

26. Habit has magical power to change temperament. It can make the devil dominate the human soul and drive them out of people's hearts.

27. He rewards you with money, so he is a good man; With flatterers, there are naturally people who love flatterers.

28, the appearance is often completely inconsistent with the thing itself, and the world is easily deceived by the surface decoration.

29. Practicing for the sake of praise is like trampling fragrant flowers and beautiful grass.

30. I have no road, so I don't need eyes; When I can see, I will also fall. We often lose carelessness by relying on ourselves, but it is not as good as defect.

3 1, I hope you don't always live in your own world, you can't hide there, you have to face the reality and feel everyone's love for you, even if this love is insignificant and extremely small.

32. Learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.

If a proud person wants to see his face clearly, only the pride of others can serve as his mirror. If you bow and scrape to him, it will only increase his arrogance, which will be futile. Flowers fall with the heart, and water falls with the heart.

When there is only one person left in the world, at least one person can hum a song.

35. Trust others, feel their love and give them love at the same time.

So many funny ones-there's always one you like.

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil.

A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

The best way to cheat a person is to use his true feelings. Maybe it's not that I forgot, but that I don't want to think about it.

When will bump man be knocked down by me? !

You are very important to me. You are the standard pencil for my exam.

Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood. ...

It is the season when seniors seduce seniors, seniors seduce seniors, seniors covet seniors, seniors cling to seniors, seniors envy seniors, seniors hate seniors, seniors dislike seniors, seniors retaliate against seniors, seniors cheat seniors, seniors please seniors, seniors pursue seniors, and seniors refuse seniors ...

If you come, I believe you won't leave. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

I am your passer-by, and you are my freeze frame.

Confucius said that he didn't sleep at noon and collapsed in the afternoon. Mencius said Confucius was right.

Love is unreliable if you like literature and art, want to wander, pass by love, emancipate your feelings, indulge in music, make emotional movies, draw pictures, read and write, and act resolutely.

Man Xiu is dissolute to herself.

If you can't set an example, there's nothing wrong with being a Kai Zi.

If only your parents had spent ten minutes walking.

Love, from the day we started, has secretly counted down. . . .

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

It is better to forget each other than to care about them.

The love of love is the upper part of abnormal change and the lower part of abnormal state.

My pure moment is better than the lies of your life.

Cowardly force is like crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year without rest.

Dust to dust, dust to dust, wave goodbye to 250.

What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

It is not difficult for one person to annoy another, and it is also a skill to annoy everyone.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

I like you so much that you will die.

The right time, the right place, and the right people are in harmony, only to find that the characters are wrong.

Someone tells you to relax and someone tells you to sleep.

If you have another woman in your heart, then other men can sleep in my bed.

The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room.

Life is like a play, I am always singing.

When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

Sometimes I really feel that God treats me well. Without Altman, I will definitely make up my robot cat.

There are many hairstyles with more skulls.

Either don't work hard or don't work hard.

People who are good to you will not always be around you, and people around you will not always be good to you.

Others see me as absurd, and I see myself as peerless.

Because I used to be so heartless, and now I'm heartless.

All good men have boyfriends.

The cashier said that there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

If you come, I believe you won't leave. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

Fuel-efficient lamps are by no means good lamps!

It's better to seduce a man than to treat him well. .

A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly all his life.

Asking what love is in the world only makes people sick.

Constantly missing, easy to live up to, unconsciously strange.

Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

Don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

I must learn to show off new things so that you can continue to like me.

It was already dark when I woke up.

You are a wonderful flower in the deformed world.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I finished

In short, humorous. Tell me about 202 1.

1, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are worse than an animal.

2. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

Summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

5. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

6. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

7. It was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

8. Don't tell anyone who is the sexiest. It's all sockets looking for pins.

9. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

10, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

1 1. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

12. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

13, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.

14, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

15, every genius came and a fool was born at the same time.

16, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.

17, I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

18. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

19. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, it records our good memories.

Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

2 1. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

23. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

24, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

25. Put you in your mouth and shut up. I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

26. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

27. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

28. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

30. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

3 1, there are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

32. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, and I felt particularly dazzling.

33. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

34. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, one person says "transformation"

35, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.

36. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

37. I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

38. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

39. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

4 1. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

42. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

43. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

44. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they are both defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

46. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

47. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.

48. Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

49. When you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.

50. You are just a landscape I met in my life.