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G.E.M. talks about complete works.

G.E.M., I like you! 2. G.E.M. is a great beauty!

3. G.E.M. is my bottom line.

Please raise your hand if you like G.E.M..

6. Why is it so hot in G.E.M. recently?

I want to see how many people like GE. ..

G.E.M., I love you no matter what.

9, the champion is not G.E.M., I am not happy! !

I just love G.E.M.! Bite me if you dare.

1 1, Zi Qi I love you is a clear and firm belief.

12, I like sunny girls. Her name is general electric ..

13, a love you, love you, love you can never be separated, love you G.E.M ..

G.E.M. interfered with Jason and Nana's marriage? Tell me it's not true.

15. My Chinese is not good, but I can write about General Electric Company ... Not good at math, but when I see G.E.M., I will say 5.

Jason will not cheat, G.E.M. will not be a mistress, and Nana will be happy forever!

17. Will G.E.M. intervene in Jason and Nana's marriage? Don't make me angry with you.

I hate it when people say that Nana and Jason want a divorce, and I hate it when people say that G.E.M. is a mistress!

I never believed that Jason would choose Nana for G.E.M.! He loves Nana so much! How to make her sad!

20. There is a kind of people in this world called fishermen. They don't fish. They only like to catch a goldfish named G.E.M ..

2 1, now G.E.M. is right in front of me, hanging upside down in the air like a waterfall, 360 degrees deafening. I can't see anything except her

22. G.E.M. broke up with Yoga Lin, G.E.M. lived with Kim Soo Hyun, and G.E.M. was involved in Nana's third marriage, Jason. Who could it be?

23, because G.E.M. let you black her scold her, don't you forget her smile no matter success or failure? Feel sorry for her, okay?

24. If I hadn't been there with my father, I wouldn't have known Tian Tian and Sean, and if I hadn't been a singer, I wouldn't have known G.E.M.. Thanks to Hunan Satellite TV for broadening my horizons!

Talking about qq of General Electric Company ..

Talking about qq of General Electric Company ..

1, I had a beautiful nightmare at night, but I still couldn't help thinking clearly. Come on, General Electric ..

2. The sound will remain with GE .. I don't care about the album sales. This is the music I created in three years. I think it is very happy to share music with you. She thanked you.

3. Living with your heart means that you can eat a loving cream cake in winter, and you will stay in the car because you hear a song on your way home and miss the days of love. In short, when you live with your heart, even if you don't love G.E.M., you will find that her voice is particularly beautiful, hahaha.

We are all people with different personalities, but we all feel friendly to fishermen because we all love G.E.M ..

G.E.M.'s new album is really good to listen to, and her voice is penetrating enough.

6, G.E.M. version of "You are not really happy". You are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear. The perfect combination of Mayday and G.E.M. explains different attitudes towards life.

G.E.M., write a song about your experience and sing it to us. The fishermen all know how much you have suffered, but I feel the same for you. I hope you will continue to drive me. You are my faith.

8. I became a fan of G.E.M. this year, because she is a very powerful person.

9. I didn't know what it means to really love a star, what is true idolization and what is true feeling for a star until I met General Electric Company.

10, G.E.M. is my belief and motivation all the way. Although I am not good enough, I will work hard for her. G.E.M. is my idol, and she is my eternal pride. G.E.M. is my warm baby, she is the sun in my heart. How can a fisherman be cold in winter without her? G.E.M. is the person I love deeply, and I want to spend my life with her. My name is fisherman, and I want to stay with her for a long time.

I like listening to the songs of General Electric Company, M. G.E.M., because I like the lyrics of each of her songs, every attitude towards life that she wants to convey, and the essence. I'm trying to be a fisherman, because I can't live without her attitude towards life expressed in every lyric. This is my attitude and attitude towards society.

12. After watching the second season of I am a singer, I think G.E.M. sings really well. G.E.M. is definitely the representative of a new generation of Hong Kong singers. Not only is she beautiful, but she can also write songs and play the piano, and sing well. I like her cover songs, such as "You make me drunk", "Like you" and "Being". I also like her own bubbles.

13, listen to the new song of the goddess. I suddenly realized that no matter how many media said she was a big-name black girl who said she was ignorant and desperate, I still had a crush on her as always. It may be the feeling of being moved when hearing her songs, which is irreplaceable by other good female singers.

14, G.E.M., I hope my world will always be half yours. You will always exist in my world with your most tenacious posture. You have forcibly occupied my time and life. Write down your story and draw your charming makeup in my life. Everything you say and do is reflected in my eyes. How many tornadoes have your little body resisted, but you still smile at people who don't understand you. We can understand that. When you are tired, turn around and I will always be by your side.

15, G.E.M., actually, I have a habit of taking notes with me, because I really want to keep the special things that happen every day. When I want to write some lyrics one day, or when I have some inspiration, I will write it on the page of my diary that day. Doing so can manage those memories that belong to you well. If you forget them, it will be as if they never happened and lose their meaning.

16, G.E.M., I loved it as soon as I opened it.

I want to learn music, and I will sing it to Zi Qi when I have the chance. I like G.E.M. and Deng Shiying. Her gentle voice really makes me happy. Lovely Zi Qi is very beautiful. I'm really fascinated by her perfect figure. I don't know why fishermen like you. I hope you are happy every day. We all support you.

18, G.E.M. Xie Jie's song, kept crying in the quilt. At first, I told my boyfriend that we would go to Xie Jie's concert when we got married, from college to graduation. Now, we are finally separated, but it is still a reality. Each other's two fishermen have become their own fishermen, and they are both very good.

19, G.E.M.'s new album "New Heartbeat" is very nice, and the words are also very nice. She has her own observation and understanding of life and the world, and doesn't go with the flow. You can download it for free, but I really want to buy the original. Few songs can make me so impulsive.

20. I like G.E.M., but I haven't participated in several battles with other fans. I just feel that it is not easy for everyone to find a person worth cherishing in the vast life, and I don't want to ruin this beauty! Occasionally, I will see fans speak for idols and feel excusable. That's the way he (she) chooses! However, once others push their luck, I think what we have to do is to be consistent with the outside world! Because, we insist on the same beauty again!

2 1, g.e.m. G.E.M. can obviously eat by his face, but he must rely on his talent.

22. One day, I will go to the city where you live, walk the road you have traveled, watch your concert and give you the most beautiful purple sea. Now all my efforts are to meet you, GEM G.E.M ..

23. G.E.M., the goddess we love to death, G.E.M., our stunning goddess, and G.E.M., the goddess of positive energy. If you were given a chance, you might meet G.E.M. in the street. What would you say to her? Is it confession, truth or greeting?

24. Life is like a field. Wandering in the bustling city, how many desires, such as surging waves, have swallowed up how much kindness. Why is the more prosperous the world, the poorer and more fragile human nature? There is no silence, no compromise, no retreat, no panic, no despair, no arrogance, and no submission to G.E.M.'s "headwinds".

25. At the just-concluded music festival Mi Guhui award ceremony, G.E.M. won the best singer of the year, and "Like You" won the top ten golden songs of the year, and Mi Guhui became a big winner. In her acceptance speech, she expressed her heartfelt gratitude to everyone who appeared in my life to encourage me, affirm me and deny me. I wouldn't have grown up without you.

26. Not fragile, not silent, not compromising, not retreating, not panicking, not desperate, not arrogant, not surrendering, flying all the way against the wind ~ ~ All the way against the wind in G.E.M ..

28. You can hear G.E.M.'s songs anywhere, in the car and in the shops on the street. I really like this feeling! I feel much better! The magic of precious stones.

29, have to say, G.E.M. is really a talented woman, brilliant, thoughtful. Some of her works show her attitude and pursuit of music and life everywhere. Like one! It suits my taste very much.

30. I know all the reasons, but G.E.M. is invincible and the cutest in the world.

3 1, it's okay to scold me, but if you dare to speak ill of her, believe it or not, I have 100 ways to keep you alive, G.E.M ..

32. Her smile shows her happiness. Her smile masked her pain. She smiled and experienced her success. Her smile makes people happier. We have been watching her smile for a whole calendar. She smiled because she wanted to forget the hurt. Her laughter, our fishermen's love. I just want her to be better, happier and more successful.

G.E.M., I know that you are unparalleled in the world.

34. Listening to G.E.M.'s songs is so shocking. I can't take it anymore. My heart is about to explode. I'm dying to sing goldfish songs. Let's sing soothing songs.

35. Listen to the music and turn it up so that only G.E.M. and I can be heard.

36. Which artist's name do you think is the best? G.E.M.! Because reading her name, you will find that from Deng to Zi to Qi, her mouth opened bit by bit and finally turned into a smile.

37. She just looks like me. She sang my heart out. She just happened to give me a lot of encouragement. She just happened to make my heart beat. She happens to be called my beloved General Electric Company .. These are not the reasons. Because I happen to be a fisherman.

38. Very good. Many people are interested in G.E.M.'s concert, which is true.

Are you G.E.M.'s sister?

I went to his sister's house for dinner with the female ticket. When I was about to eat, I put a piece of meat on my five-year-old niece and said, "Little niece, who do you think is good to you, your uncle or aunt?" My niece said, "My aunt, of course." . I said, I'll buy you toys and meat. How can I be your aunt? Niece: My aunt will always be my aunt, not my uncle.

There is a new employee sister in the company, who looks like G.E.M During the lunch break at noon, Brother Liang saw the elder sister playing with her mobile phone, so he came forward and said, "I know you, aren't you the elder sister? "

My mother advised me and my father to give up smoking. My father looked at me and said, "My daughter-in-law hasn't settled yet, so I can't help it!" I looked at my mother and said, "My daughter-in-law hasn't landed yet, so I can't help it!" Mom said to get a feather duster: "No way!" "

Recently, young and beautiful girls walk their dogs every day near the community. In order to strike up a conversation, I bought a puppy in a nearby pet store the next day and walked the dog whenever I had time. However, I haven't seen a beautiful girl for several days, but I often see a buddy walking the dog. A few days later, I saw him again After greeting him, he smiled at me with a self-deprecating smile: "Dude, forget it, those girls are all employees of pet stores." Me. . .

I am a man who can cook, mop the floor, drive, wash clothes, do housework, earn money and spend money, and go whoring when necessary. So the question is, why do I need a girlfriend?

Half a month ago, my mother called me and asked me to transfer 5000 yuan to her. It wasn't long before I changed my job. Because the salary of my new job is low, I really have no money to give it to my mother. So I told her honestly that I didn't ... Then, later, I didn't know what to tell my mother. She doesn't look for me, and I dare not take the initiative to look for her … It's embarrassing that such a big person can't come up with 5000 yuan …

A pair of old people close to ancient times went shopping hand in hand. Grandma may feel embarrassed and want to shake off grandpa's hand, but grandpa still holds it tightly. A reporter went over and asked Grandpa: Grandpa, you and your aunt have lived for so many years and are still so loving! Grandpa said: Although we are all old, your aunt is still a girl in my eyes. As long as she can't stop, she goes shopping.

When I first entered primary school, I got up the courage to tell the girls in my favorite class. As a result, I was regarded as the laughing stock of the masses for the next six years. She said to everyone, "That guy XX actually treated me ... poof, hahaha ..." Then junior high school was laughed at for three years, and senior high school didn't leave me alone. Up to now, she took it out when she was eating at home. I really can't stand it: "Dad, my little mother keeps mentioning that, and you don't care."

My eldest cousin was a bully in high school, and she was the first in every exam. As soon as her family is happy, she will be rewarded with a mobile phone so that she can contact her family at school. However, it was this mobile phone that made my cousin neglect his studies in the third year of high school, and his grades went from bad to worse, and finally he failed in the college entrance examination! Now my big cousin always sighs when he mentions this matter, and advises me not to play with my mobile phone during my study. Otherwise, like him, I will fail any exam in Tsinghua Peking University, and I will only regret holding Fudan's diploma for the rest of my life.

My buddy had a bad cough and went to see a doctor. After the examination, the doctor said: You should quit smoking! The man said, I have given up. The doctor asked: How long have you been sober? The man thought about it, and then said, it's been ten hours. Stop sleeping every day. The doctor froze for a few seconds: ha ha ha! Your symptoms are not just in the trachea. ...

There was a blind girl who had nothing but her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, if you have better eyes, can you marry me? The girl agreed. Soon, the girl can transplant the cornea and recover her vision soon, but she finds that her boyfriend is blind, too. Her boyfriend proposed to her, but the girl refused. Finally, the boy said, "Take care of my eyes". Who will help me translate what he said?

Classic Quotations: Are you G.E.M.'s sister?

I went to his sister's house for dinner with the female ticket. When I was about to eat, I put a piece of meat on my five-year-old niece and said, "Little niece, who do you think is good to you, your uncle or aunt?" My niece said, "My aunt, of course." . I said, I'll buy you toys and meat. How can I be your aunt? Niece: My aunt will always be my aunt, not my uncle.

There is a new employee sister in the company, who looks like G.E.M During the lunch break at noon, Brother Liang saw the elder sister playing with her mobile phone, so he came forward and said, "I know you, aren't you the elder sister? "

My mother advised me and my father to give up smoking. My father looked at me and said, "My daughter-in-law hasn't settled yet, so I can't help it!" I looked at my mother and said, "My daughter-in-law hasn't landed yet, so I can't help it!" Mom said to get a feather duster: "No way!" "

Recently, young and beautiful girls walk their dogs every day near the community. In order to strike up a conversation, I bought a puppy in a nearby pet store the next day and walked the dog whenever I had time. However, I haven't seen a beautiful girl for several days, but I often see a buddy walking the dog. A few days later, I saw him again After greeting him, he smiled at me with a self-deprecating smile: "Dude, forget it, those girls are all employees of pet stores." Me. . .

I am a man who can cook, mop the floor, drive, wash clothes, do housework, earn money and spend money, and go whoring when necessary. So the question is, why do I need a girlfriend?

Half a month ago, my mother called me and asked me to transfer 5000 yuan to her. It wasn't long before I changed my job. Because the salary of my new job is low, I really have no money to give it to my mother. I just told her honestly that I didn't ... Then, later, I didn't know what to tell my mother. She doesn't look for me, and I dare not take the initiative to look for her … It's embarrassing that such a big person can't come up with 5000 yuan …

A pair of old people close to ancient times went shopping hand in hand. Grandma may feel embarrassed and want to shake off grandpa's hand, but grandpa still holds it tightly. A reporter went over and asked Grandpa: Grandpa, you and your aunt have lived for so many years and are still so loving! Grandpa said: Although we are all old, your aunt is still a girl in my eyes. As long as she can't stop, she goes shopping.

When I first entered primary school, I got up the courage to tell the girls in my favorite class. As a result, I was regarded as the laughing stock of the masses for the next six years. She said to everyone, "That guy XX actually treated me ... poof, hahaha ..." Then junior high school was laughed at for three years, and senior high school didn't leave me alone. Up to now, she took it out when she was eating at home. I really can't stand it: "Dad, my little mother keeps mentioning that, and you don't care."

My eldest cousin was a bully in high school, and she was the first in every exam. As soon as her family is happy, she will be rewarded with a mobile phone so that she can contact her family at school. However, it was this mobile phone that made my cousin neglect his studies in the third year of high school, and his grades went from bad to worse, and finally he failed in the college entrance examination! Now my big cousin always sighs when he mentions this matter, and advises me not to play with my mobile phone during my study. Otherwise, like him, I will fail any exam in Tsinghua Peking University, and I will only regret holding Fudan's diploma for the rest of my life.

My buddy had a bad cough and went to see a doctor. After the examination, the doctor said: You should quit smoking! The man said, I have given up. The doctor asked: How long have you been sober? The man thought about it, and then said, it's been ten hours. Stop sleeping every day. The doctor froze for a few seconds: ha ha ha! Your symptoms are not just in the trachea. ...

There was a blind girl who had nothing but her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, if you have better eyes, can you marry me? The girl agreed. Soon, the girl can transplant the cornea and recover her vision soon, but she finds that her boyfriend is blind, too. Her boyfriend proposed to her, but the girl refused. Finally, the boy said, "Take care of my eyes". Who will help me translate what he said?