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Seven ways to save your life in the New Year help you get rid of the doubts of your elders.

The annual Spring Festival is coming again. When you say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, you must also think about the fate you will suffer when you go home.

Parents, brothers and sisters, relatives and friends, seven aunts and eight aunts, even your neighbors and passers-by

They will ask you, how much is your monthly salary? Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend? How do you get along with your colleagues? Do you have a house and a car? If you get married, you will be urged to have children.

In short, they always have endless questions? Will we ask tongue-tied.

How can we get through these problems during the Spring Festival? Here are seven tips to take your time.

The principle of this move is to take it by surprise and attack it by surprise.

Do you know brain teasers? Yes, that's the way to answer the question.

Shen Teng and Yun-peng Yue once said cross talk together, and there was a question:

Q: How much is the monthly salary?

A: Less than100000.

Q: How much is it?

A: 3,000 yuan.

We took the previous answer, "less than100000." At this time, most people who ask questions know that they don't want to answer, so they won't continue to ask questions.

As for those people, let's continue to look at the following seven tricks.

The principle of this trick is to say what he wants to say first and make him speechless.

For example, the other party asks: Are you in pain? Are you tired?

Our answer is this: too bitter and too tired! (tearful) Everyone in the company squeezed me, and house prices and oil prices went up all the way. I work late, and my salary will be deducted if I am late. ...

The other person wants to comfort you, but it's not over. Let's go on to say that if it can sell badly, it's too exaggerated to say that you can move what you see to yourself.

Finally, when the other party is impatient, it not only has the effect of saving lives, but also has the miraculous effect of killing people

This is a preemptive strike, taking retreat as progress. It seems weak, but it has achieved our goal.

The principle of this move is to win big profits at a small cost and exchange what you are willing to bear for what you are unwilling to bear.

Relatives and elders can use it when they talk to you.

In the face of criticism, "Why didn't you get a raise?" Didn't bring your boyfriend and girlfriend back? "Can't hard to carry.

We chose to give gifts directly, "You have worked hard! This is my filial piety to you, supplementing XXX missing in the body and improving immunity. "

He can't say anything more. If he still says it must be a gift, it's not enough. Say the function of gifts several times and recite the instructions of health care products.

The principle of this move is that he was going to say a, and then you went to B.

Parents and elders said: look at other people's children, this is good, that is good, and then look at you.

You answer like this: Eh, yes, what are the other children doing now? Tell me about it.

It's time to show each other's information. He is happy to talk to you about other people's children.

In the end, chatting often turns into other people's children. Although they are very good, there are also many unsatisfactory places, and our goal has been achieved.

What's this called? Our life is not perfect, but the lives of others are not perfect.

The elders only saw the perfect side of other children. In fact, he can also see the imperfect side of other children. That's how we revealed it.

The principle of this trick is to disturb the other person's thinking and shift the rhythm of the topic from him to us.

The other party said, how have you been recently?

We answered, guess?

When using this rhetorical question, we must answer with a smile. If we have acting skills, we can also perform a tearful smile.

This sense of hierarchy was suddenly mentioned, and the other person thought, if he continues to ask, are you crying or laughing?

When he is in conflict, you should run away quickly, whether you are cooking or going shopping, you can take a walk.

The principle of this trick is to ask carefully, ask clearly and explain clearly according to the other party's words.

For example, the other party said, this thing, you can't do this, that person, because of that handling, now he can be miserable.

How miserable is it for you to answer him like this? Tell me in detail.

Good, the next topic is what she has been saying, you just need to echo it.

If the other person wants to get back to the topic, he can introduce a new topic from the last sentence just now.

Anyway, it's just an idea. Aren't you going to say that? Then you say it. Say it carefully. I'm willing to listen.

Those who are willing to talk will talk more, and those who are unwilling to talk will listen silently.

As a last resort, the principle this time is to shift the topic to what he knows and can't refuse.

The other party asked: How to eat takeaway every day?

This answer: I feel sorry for my mother. Cooking every day makes me exhausted.

Turning the topic to someone the same age as the other person is equivalent to blocking his right to speak freely.

How many life-saving tricks did you learn during the Chinese New Year?