A collection of humorous quotes in summer

Summer is here, and quilts are not for covering, but for hugging. Below I have brought you a collection of summer humor, I hope you will like it!

A complete collection of summer humor

1. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer has come with green leaves jumping in the warm wind

2. When summer comes, you are afraid of tanning your skin, but when winter comes, basking in the sun is sterilizing.

3. When summer comes, I realize that staying cool is not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere and hidden concern

4 , I love you is actually an omitted sentence, its full version is: I love your money.

5. I have sex with static electricity in winter, and I have sex with mosquitoes in summer. A collection of phrases to talk about your mood.

6. I didn’t know how much I loved winter until this summer came!!!!

7. Do you remember the rainy season in summer? You played in the rain with your bare buttocks; You will never forget the scene of a sunny day after snow, beating the ice-glazed glass hanging on the eaves with a bamboo pole, playing hide-and-seek, kicking shuttlecocks, and fighting... Although all these are far away, they will remind you of your childhood memories. No matter how tired you are, never forget the joy of childhood. Childhood is the purest world in life. Have fun with your children on Children's Day.

8. Summer is here, and quilts are not for covering, but for hugging.

9. Master, I am already dark, but I get even darker in the summer. Others make fun of me. What should I do? Master said nothing and slowly opened the temple door to let in the sunshine. Projected in. I understand, master, you want me to open my heart and not care about other people’s opinions, right? No, I just want to see clearly, where are you, donor!

10. Summer is here, it’s time to It’s time to cancel the invisibility, and it’s time to come out and bask in the sun, otherwise it’s time to get moldy

Funny talk about summer

1. I hope my best friends can lose weight this summer and go together Enough surfing at the beach.

2. If you don’t want to wear a bra in summer, please give me some peace of mind, thank you~

3. When I was in elementary school, my sister often threw me with water-filled balloons. In the summer, my whole body was always dripping with water, and my mother would scold me as soon as I came home. Later, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I secretly poked holes in each balloon, and finally escaped the daily flood. The next summer, my sister was born.

4. Failure is the tuition of success, and success is the transcript of failure.

5. Some people are not qualified to swing! Summer is coming, fat man, are you okay?

6. Summer, summer, summer will quietly go over and drive a tractor over you. Crushing you to death and not letting you breathe.

7. The most difficult thing about summer is for boys. When walking in the stairwell, raising your head is to act like a wanderer, and lowering your head is also to act like a wanderer. On the road, a gust of wind blows, and looking straight down is to act like a wanderer.

8. God, you let summer and winter sleep together, right? This is what created this damn weather.

9. People live their lives no matter what. Don’t be too cold in winter and don’t be too cold in summer. If you feel hot, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, don't show off if you don't have money, instead of frowning, it's better to have fun secretly. Friends are always remembered, and a lifetime of joy!

10. People who can’t control their mouths should stop making noises about losing weight! Isn’t this just disgusting? You deserve it! Fatty! You deserve it. People like you deserve it. Weeping wearing those XS clothes! Summer is coming! Don’t ask for trouble with your elephant legs by wearing skirts! Aren’t you afraid that someone will secretly admire your courage behind your back! I am thinner than you! I work harder than you! You deserve this Ugly!

Funny talk about losing weight

1. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach of a foodie. They compete every day. I count with my fingers. Emma today My stomach wins again!

2. I am losing weight.

I neither diet nor exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight. I will lose weight. I will lose weight.

3. A friend told me that she would come to see me again when she loses weight. I felt tight after hearing this. This is probably the most tactful farewell.

4. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.

5. How many people have said that only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight. Stand up for me.

6. Do you know why you lose weight? Losing weight is to eat again.

7. If you want to lose weight, you must pay a price. If you are too squeamish for fear of hardship, don’t start. There is no good way, just endure it. Don't ask me how I can bear it, just don't eat it.

8. There are two me in the world: me who is a foodie and me who really wants to lose weight.

9. Is it easy for my parents to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.