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Da Liu's dinosaur

I read some short stories by Liu some time ago. I have seen some before, but I thought I had seen them all. As a result, I found that there are still many things I haven't seen. Liu has a relatively fixed model, that is, changing the law to destroy the earth, and human beings will survive tenaciously forever. I don't know whether he is pessimistic or optimistic.

There are several articles about dinosaurs, a little series. There are spoilers below. If you want to read those short stories by yourself, don't look down.

I have read that there are always four articles about dinosaurs, and the chronological order is "The Devourer" and "The Poem Cloud". "Destiny" and "The Cretaceous Past" have no time relationship, only talking about dinosaurs.

Relatively speaking, there is no deep meaning, just a story. The protagonist is a couple. When they were walking in space, they accidentally entered a wormhole and crossed it, but they didn't realize it. On the contrary, they found that an asteroid was about to hit the earth, so they gave up an engine of their spaceship and let it hit the asteroid, changing its orbit and avoiding a disaster. When they are about to reach the earth, they are glad that they have saved mankind at such a small price, and suddenly they find that the earth looks a bit strange. The shape of the mainland is wrong. Through the information provided by the computer on the spacecraft, they found themselves on the Cretaceous earth. That asteroid just now is the one that destroyed all dinosaurs. They did something far-reaching in the Cretaceous ... According to the law at that time, if a spaceship finds itself going to an era that does not belong to it through wormholes and the like, it must avoid changing things at that time and return immediately according to the original route. If you can't return according to the original route, you will fly away from the earth and self-destruct the spacecraft. So as not to affect that era, and then trigger the butterfly effect.

But how to supervise the implementation of such a thing? So the protagonist and the young couple returned according to the original road and soon saw the earth again. Having lost an engine, they landed at sea. Just rescued by a passing boat. The crew told them that it was dangerous for them to drift on the sea and they would be eaten by the creatures in the sea at any time. When they asked what kind of creature it was, a large group of dinosaurs surfaced. The staff told them not to panic, this is the zoo, and now this group of people is very docile.

The protagonist and his wife thought they had saved the dinosaur, and now the dinosaur has been kept in the zoo for viewing. As a result, the crew told them that dinosaurs were not extinct, and they developed a high degree of civilization and were the masters of the earth. Humans, on the other hand, are just their poultry. In this zoo, human beings are animals to be watched. On the mainland, there are many "vegetarians", that is, people who are specially raised for dinosaurs to eat.

Dinosaurs also found themselves almost destroyed by asteroids at that time, but their god saved them, changed the orbit of asteroids, and saved dinosaurs from extinction …

"The Cretaceous Past" is a bit interesting, and the main line is the extinction of dinosaurs. In the story, dinosaurs and ants are interdependent civilizations.

In their primitive times, the first cooperation between dinosaurs and ants was that a Tyrannosaurus rex ate meat and stuffed its teeth, which was extremely painful. Ants rely on their small bodies to move flexibly between the teeth of dinosaurs, taking away the "shredded pork" between the teeth. Dinosaurs are not difficult to feel, and ants have a lot of food. The cooperation between the two began. This part looks like Zheng's =. =

With the long-term development later, the two have become interdependent to the point where they can't live without each other. Dinosaurs created a society very similar to our life today, such as computers, networks and various means of transportation. The maintenance of all these things depends on ants. Even medical treatment allows ants to enter dinosaurs directly, which is a bit like the nano-medical robot we expect. The dinosaur world is also divided into two factions, one is * * * and the country, an empire. I guess Uncle Liu is a fan of Yin Yingchuan. ...

Now there are two groups, there must be contradictions between them, and the two sides are fighting each other. And because dinosaurs are big, they consume a lot of resources. So the ants were unhappy, and suggested that dinosaurs should not engage in such boring things as war, but should put resources on such meaningful things as "making everyone's life better". Dinosaurs certainly don't like it. They think you know a thing or two about worms and wool!

So the ants began to strike. Because everything in dinosaur society was supported by ants, the strike had a great impact. Dinosaurs began a military strike against ants. After a devastating blow, the ants became angry. Ready to declare war on dinosaur civilization, they made a lot of miniature explosives by their own small size. Under the guise of cooperating with dinosaurs, take the opportunity to place explosives in all important places, including the brains of important people in the dinosaur world! And then unified blasting. The dinosaur world was directly paralyzed, important people died and all key facilities were destroyed. Ants feel that they are the masters of the world.

Of course it won't be that simple. Because of the hostile relationship between * * * and the countries and empires in the dinosaur world, they put antimatter bombs in each other's ports. Every morning, they send signals to antimatter bombs. If the bombs don't receive the signal, they will explode. Contain each other.

Now the person in charge of the signal is dead and the equipment for transmitting the signal is destroyed. Although the ants found this problem and tried to repair the equipment, the maintainer of the equipment did not know. They prevented ants from approaching the equipment.

Finally, the bomb exploded. With the extinction of dinosaurs, only a small part of ants survived because of their size, and scientific and technological civilization could not be passed on. Have to wait quietly for the arrival of mankind. ...

It is also the main theme of destroying the earth.

Humans detected a UFO, which brought a message to humans, saying "the devourer is coming", and told those who could read it to run quickly.

Soon, another spaceship arrived. A huge creature came out and communicated with human beings with a translator, claiming to be the messenger of the devourer, named "Daya", telling human beings that his civilization is on its way to the earth, and all the resources of the earth will be taken away by then. As for how to deal with human beings, it is his task to come to earth now. Without saying anything, the creature ate a person directly (hence, the human called the messenger "the big tooth"), and then told the human that "your meat quality is good and you can raise it as edible poultry."

Despite all kinds of negotiations, this fate cannot be changed in the end. So he resigned himself and promised the devourer to be civilized and try his best to cooperate. Because of the existence of the moon, it is not convenient for devourers to seize the resources of the earth. Man promised to help the devourer get rid of the moon and make it easier to "devour" the earth's resources. At this price, some humans will survive. Because the devourer refused to input higher technology to the earth to remove the moon, humans began to deploy their own plans to remove the moon under the supervision of the "big teeth" messenger.

This plan is barbaric. Many nuclear bombs are deployed on the moon, and the impact of the continuous explosion of nuclear bombs is used to push the moon out of orbit. Everything is going well.

The devourer's spaceship finally approached the earth, and at the same time, human beings began the process of moving to the moon. Under precise control, the nuclear bomb keeps exploding, and the speed of the moon gradually accelerates to reach the escape speed. If the explosion continues, the moon will not be a satellite of the earth, and the earth will be completely exposed to the big ship of the devourer civilization. At this moment, however, the explosion on the moon suddenly turned and forced the moon to the devourer's spaceship. The devourer understood that the earth people were trying to hit their spacecraft with the moon and began to accelerate away from the established orbit.

Because of the information revealed at the beginning of civilization, human beings know the acceleration limit that the devourer spacecraft can bear. Once this limit is exceeded, the spacecraft will be torn, so the speed of the moon is also calculated. Forcing the spacecraft to exceed the limit can avoid the impact of the moon and tear itself at the same time. If you don't want to tear yourself to pieces, you can only hit the moon and die. Man's plan is about to succeed. As a result, at the last minute, the big spaceship accelerated with all its strength, which exceeded the limit it could bear and avoided the impact of the moon. It suffered heavy losses, but it was not destroyed.

The earth has been occupied, and human beings have been caged into edible poultry. Only humans who dared to resist the devourer at that time, the devourer civilization allowed them to hibernate on the moon out of respect for brave soldiers. Then the Devourer spacecraft began to take resources from the earth and repair its own damage. The time originally planned is obviously not enough, because it took 50 years to repair the damage alone, and there is still a long way to go after the devourer. Their plans can't be changed, otherwise they won't be able to reach their next destination, so there are still a few resources left on the earth.

The messenger "Daya" came to the moon to bid farewell to the soldiers who woke up from hibernation there, and invited them to the Devourer Empire, still out of respect for the brave soldiers, in order to distinguish those "vegetarians" who are raised as edible poultry, and they will live there as ordinary citizens.

"Daya" also brought videos of the descendants of soldiers. In the video, the descendants of soldiers spit out their ancestors and think that their lives are really terrible, or that they are fine now and just need to eat, drink and be merry every day. Because being in a bad mood will affect the meat quality ... Of course, as descendants of soldiers, they will not be eaten, but will live like this until they die of natural causes.

Tooth also gave them a small gift, which was a piece of land before the destruction of the earth. The plants and insects above all go into hibernation and wake up at this time.

"Daya" also told the soldiers that the identity of the devourer empire was a dinosaur on the earth before. They left the earth for some reason, and they have been living this life by devouring the resources of other planets because of huge consumption.

Those soldiers had already agreed to go to the devourer empire, and finally found that there were ants, plants and signs of life on that land. Therefore, in order to ensure the survival of ants and the reappearance of civilization in this land, they decided to stay as feed for ants. ...

Well, isn't it? Everything is destruction, but after destruction, there is a new life.

Some colleagues said that after reading Liu's books, they all tell stories from a high angle and have no feelings for individuals, so there will be no ups and downs and the stories will be peaceful. I think, on the contrary, Liu started directly from one ethnic group, which was really unkind to the individual, but for the extinction of the whole ethnic group, he started again after returning to zero and went on wave after wave. Struggle and resistance before the destruction of ethnic groups, rebirth and cherish after the destruction. There are many ups and downs in this collision. Anyway, I always feel empty after reading it, and I tossed and turned a few words in my heart, "The pattern is really big."

Finally, there is one, which I personally don't like very much. But this article has something to do with the devourer, so let's talk about it briefly.

This is a little different, and it means praising art and civilization. The chronological order is along the devourer.

"Daya" returned to the new earth, where there are many new humans. Elegant human beings are poets, who are responsible for educating "vegetable people", edifying their sentiments and making their meat more delicious. So poets can avoid being eaten.

At the same time, they also met a more advanced civilization. That civilized creature can directly convert energy into matter, and it is completely pure. The devourer called this civilization a god.

God is dismissive of the earth civilization, but the poet said that God can never understand the earth civilization and can never write poetic sentences in it. No matter how powerful the technology is, it is impossible to achieve such a high artistic achievement without corresponding feelings and plots.

In order to prove that technology can solve all problems, God learned the lost Chinese, studied poems and songs for a long time, and then began to write poems. The result was no good. He didn't even feel that he had defeated the ancients. In a rage, he decided to solve the problem by purely technical means. He plans to use a very powerful computer to generate all Chinese characters, all possible permutations and combinations, so that in theory, all poems, too beautiful, are written. However, to store such a large amount of data, the required storage media is also amazing. In order to make these storage media, God directly killed the devourer civilization and made storage media with everything of the devourer civilization to store all those permutations and combinations.

Finally, it's over. All the Chinese characters are arranged and combined, that is, all the poems are there. It can be said that since then, no one has ever written a more beautiful poem. From this point of view, God won. So that the poet began to worship technology a little.

Then there is a problem. Facing the massive data, God doesn't know how to retrieve the most beautiful poem he wants …

Seeing this, I vaguely feel that this story is a joke ... How to get the results I need from massive data, molecular computing, seems to have returned to school ... The graduation thesis at that time had something to do with this.

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