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People who say they are scum talk about scum who don't want to start school (78 selected sentences)

1. School begins. I want to be cold, I want to talk cold, I want to walk steadily, I want to do my homework, I want to go to bed early and I want to take a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year.

2. Why does it rain when school starts? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the bleak atmosphere, hints at the tragic fate of the characters, and sets off the melancholy and sadness of the protagonist.

3, sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

I am lying in bed playing with my mobile phone. I slapped myself at the thought that school was about to start and I hadn't started my homework yet. * * *, I'm still distracted playing with my mobile phone.

Go home often, but don't stay too long.

6. All the bad emotions come from gaining weight at the beginning of school, having no partner and lacking money.

7. You study, or you don't study, the exam is there, and you never give up.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

9. Start school if you are not crazy.

10, many people started their college life today, and the six-character motto here is enough to sum up your next four years!

1 1, the school is approaching step by step, and my sense of suffocation is almost uncontrollable.

12, how many people started school, but the time difference did not reverse.

13, five words are flying in the sky, and school is about to start.

14, I heard that it is better to match the homework with the desk lamp the night before school starts.

15. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

16, I missed school before my schoolbag crushed me to death.

17, school is about to start, others say it is to adjust the work and rest, and I am particularly jet-lagged.

18, school begins. Sorry, I never loved you. My love has always been a holiday.

19, likes to be alone, and has a good study environment at home.

20. I want to hug you in the name of long time no see at school.

2 1, tell you a ghost story, school is about to start.

22. Do you know why the holiday is so short? There is no morning on holidays. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? Because it has morning as well as morning!

23. Besides lovelessness, there are such a group of people who haven't even woken up from their holiday sleep.

24. Everyone is worried about starting school. I didn't expect me to be the same. The homework is not finished yet. Will the teacher not sign up?

25. I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be exposed to rain and dew, but the teacher just wouldn't listen, so he scolded me, scolded me and scolded me.

26. Every time school starts, it's like a parting of life and death. Seeing my family go away, my face is full of vitality.

27, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise!

28. Summer vacation is the peak of breaking up, and the beginning of school is a difficult encounter.

29, the school started, the waist was not sore, the legs were not painful, and even the heart stopped beating.

30. There are two kinds of pains in life, the beginning of school and the final exam. But if the two are combined, the school will no longer be a school, but an execution ground for you and me.

3 1. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

32. Be crazy now, or we will start school if we are not crazy.

33, school season, love season, I hope I can find a decent boyfriend in the new year, and God will take care of me!

34. Homework, I want to break up with you. I don't want to waste trees

35. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

36. School is about to start, and senior three is about to start. Unfortunately, I can't learn and I won't grow up.

No one in our class can make me feel better. I don't want to start school.

Do you know a story? The story will be that school will start in a few days, and the devil's day is coming, alas.

39. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

40. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

4 1, I don't want to start school, don't start school, it's not cool at all.

42. Students who have always suspected that there is no news during the winter vacation should learn to appear in a high-profile manner as schoolmasters.

43, school, you got my people but not my heart.

44. I have paranoia, stupid writing, school phobia, class phobia, teacher phobia, homework phobia, school phobia. It turns out that I am like a virus!

I can't live without my bed. I can't start school. I want to stay with it.

You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

47. It is said that homework and desk lamp match better the night before school starts.

48. At the beginning of school, I didn't cry, but it rained in some areas, which was a part of my face.

49. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.

50. Where has all the time gone? School started before the homework was finished.

5 1, I only hope that the class teacher will be married by the devil in the future.

52. The day of brushing your teeth and having lunch is coming to an end.

53. Shanglian: Telephone charges, tolls and broadband charges must be paid. Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

54. Every time I sign a new book, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

55. School is about to start. Who agreed to start? Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation?

School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

57. I can only say hello to my aunt when I see my future mother-in-law coming with her daughter-in-law to register.

58. If you go to school, you don't go to school, all schools are there, and you start school on time.

59. Let me count on my fingers. It is necessary to start school in chaos.

60, children cough badly, most of them don't want to start school, so they have a meal.

6 1. Why did it rain before school started? 1, rendering a sad atmosphere; 2. It implies the tragic fate of the characters; 3. Expose the tragic social environment; 4. Being criticized by the teacher at school; 5, in stark contrast to a beautiful holiday.

62. Although the summer vacation passed as soon as I closed my eyes and opened my eyes, it was still beautiful on the whole. Because: I love learning, and learning makes me happy.

63. Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

64. People who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

65, summer vacation, began to miss the school; When school started, I began to miss my holiday.

66. It's time to pack your schoolbag.

67. Stay at home and relax, eat and drink.

68. It is said that the first person who smiles at you at school will have a good relationship with you.

69. I have no precautions and no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

70. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.

7 1, don't want to start school, school, you can keep my people but not my heart.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

73. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

74. Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six years!

75. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

76. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

77. Pseudo-efforts make learning more and more tiring.

78. We always have something to do before school starts. Let's practice the words.