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1. That's it. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

3. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.

Some people eat hard when they are unhappy, but I am different. I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

5. Getting up early can really do many things, such as ... sleeping again ~

There are only two things I can't do in my life, this and that.

8. Love is complementary. I am not so angry when I think that my boyfriend is bad because I am too good.

9. I want to count the stars with you at the seaside and steal your wallet while you are asleep.

10. When I got up the courage to decide to talk, my mobile phone ran out of money.

1 1. It's him! It's him! That's him, young hero, little scum.

12. Coach: Let another coach teach you. He is old and not afraid of you. I am still young! Student: Me.

13. You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

14. If you want to know something from me, seduce me, I will accept it.

15. In fact, rich people are very low-key. For example, I ride a bike every day, and no one knows that I have an electric car at home.

16. The forest is so big that I can't find a hanging tree!

17. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

18. When I'm not around, go home as soon as you go out. Don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

19. Inspiring is what the poor do, and the rich are pretending to teach people to let go.

20. Recently, someone always praises me for being handsome. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

2 1. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

22. Guess what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

23. When I am angry, you must coax me, buy me food, and I will kill you when I am full.

24. Being single is a way of life, and getting married is a way of life.

25. I'm going to get a haircut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.

26. Actually, I'm not fat, just lazy.

27. I hate books less and my legs shorter.

28. The winter vacation is only 20 days away! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

29. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

30. Your IQ is in arrears, please recharge it before you talk to me.

3 1. Your mobile phone is dead so soon. Tell me who you shot.

32. I am not fat I'm just a mermaid. I've been in the sea for too long and I'm swollen.

33. Think about the questioner's intention before doing the problem. I think he wants me dead.