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Who has Hugh's article "Please don't call me handsome"?

(Hugh's article is in 0 1 0 1 Girl).

Please don't call me handsome.

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Hugh looks a bit like Lu Yi, but he is angry that people call him Xiao Tong. Hu Ge laughs like Pikachu. He said I was just a little cute. As for handsome, it seems a bit, but it seems to be a crown. There are three reasons: first, I like to laugh. Affectionate people now call it "flowers". Flowers are not cool, those who are not cool are upset, those who are upset are not wise, and the wise are not left behind. How handsome are they? Second, I like talking. People who are multilingual now call it "poverty". Poor people are dishonest, dishonest people float, floating people are not brave, and brave people are empty. Empty and handsome? Third, I like thinking. People who think a lot today call it "softness". Those who are soft are not strong, those who are not strong are worried, those who are worried have no ambition, and those who have no ambition are mediocre. Is mediocrity handsome

Hugh shook his head in the office of the tram stop and said a lot about Old Master Q. We all laughed our heads off. In fact, he always wants others to ignore his appearance, even if he can't do it every time, even if he faces new people, he is secretly begging for mercy. "Please don't call me handsome."

Actually, being handsome is not enough to make a fuss. Many people like to watch the film Bath, not because they are dissatisfied with their health. Besides, Zhu Xu, Wu Jiang and Pu Cunxin certainly didn't win by bodybuilding. I think it's probably because people who take off their clothes are equal regardless of height. Then looks and clothes should belong to the same category, and what we pursue is not equality but truth.

This is Hugh, eating with his mouth and walking with his feet, without any modification. Maybe he eats more meat than others, or maybe he walks less than ordinary people. Some people say that he leads a pleasant life. Obviously, this "cleverness" has its profound meaning; Naturally, the person who said this also has its profound meaning. Faced with this, he will smile and say, "I don't live as well as you say." Then he will think, next time he should say, "At least I'm still alive for myself."

Hugh likes to laugh naturally. When I was a child, I was often held by my grandparents, and everyone laughed like a crescent moon. However, children can't be spoiled after all, and the final result is less than 18 fishtail hanging on their faces. It is not appropriate to laugh more-the primary school teacher hurt him on purpose, as if he were "laughing"; Good brothers sincerely advise, then cold and arrogant; His parents scolded him that it would damage his brain ... It was a joke to him.

Now, laughing at him is a memory of the past, an evaluation of memories, and a performance of evaluation. The past exists objectively, and the memories are basically true, but the evaluation may not be completely correct, and the performance is more likely to be quite different. But the result is always optimistic, which is why we laugh. I like to say it was forced. When Hugh was very young, he was once withdrawn and introverted. His parents "were afraid that he was not suitable for this world and forced him to apply for Xiaoying. Fortunately, he was admitted and studied for more than six years" (all the original words of this guy). From this, I said a famous saying-talk about it in radio and TV programs; Talk about it in various activities of the city, district and school; Talk in the recording studio of an American film studio; Talking about it in the editor's column of a magazine ... sounds like "golden words and jade words" to others.

Talking about him now is a feeling of reality, a feedback of feelings and a remedy for feedback. Reality is fair to everyone, but the feeling is different, so the behavior of feedback to reality is different, so remedial measures are essential. Hugh often regrets that his biggest shortcoming is impatience, so he is always dissatisfied with reality and tends to give up on himself, but he always tells himself a way out before accusations and resentment come, which is why.

I like to think that this is a contradiction. His thoughts are as follows: first, to escape the disadvantages of reality and imprison himself in the spiritual kingdom in order to seek empty comfort; Second, the extension of ideals and ambitions, bearing in mind the highest goal in life, in order to gain the motivation to struggle. Sadly, the two are often difficult to distinguish, and there is no boundary at all.

Thinking of him now is a vision for the future. The last boy, who is still sober and mature, is at a loss for his desire, which is a relief. The vision is beautiful.

But the too beautiful things in the illusion make him unable to see the reality, so he still has to get rid of it through thinking, which is the reason for thinking.

Once Hugh has made up his mind to accomplish something, he can really keep his word, which is his most handsome character. At the end of this summer vacation, Hugh said that he would quit the Internet. I took it all as a joke. A month later, I accidentally asked him if he had read electronic magazines in E-MAIL. He said simply that I had never touched a computer. Admire, admire, our generation is addicted to the internet. If we don't listen to meow, we can't lie down.

Hugh is a senior three this year. He traveled all over the country and made more than a dozen influential advertisements, such as Coca-Cola, French fries from McDonald's, Dutch chewing gum, etc ... At a certain stage in China Middle School, he became an idol. More or less naturally, I asked him if he was considering entering the play, and he firmly said no. Hugh is not the kind of person who has nothing but a beautiful face. Therefore, I am not surprised by his answer. Hugh is smart and has many strange ideas. He wants to be the best advertising planner in the world. The next best thing is to study economics or other science and engineering majors, which is not closely related to "handsome" anyway. Strength and hard work are his beliefs.

Trust him, that's right. Don't call him handsome, okay?

Language of freight forwarder:

You never know, but he went to the exam anyway. Jiewang also reminds me of one thing.

It's quite fun. I laughed too much. "The final result is less than 18 fishtail hanging on my face." I laughed so hard. This is a fact.

He can't pretend to be cool, so his appreciation deepened.

But unexpectedly, he became famous a long time ago. ...

0 1 year was a long time ago.