Humorous circle of friends with rising oil prices talk about short sentences and forty common words

Humorous circle of friends with rising oil prices: a short sentence (I) 1. The oil price is too expensive to drive. Don't drive if it's not necessary!

2. The oil price is too expensive, and people in the company have changed their electric cars one after another. I want to change them.

3. High fuel consumption. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

Get ready to hit the road, no one will stop me. The world is so big that I want to see it. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

5. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

6. Poetry and distance are very expensive, so I can't afford to add oil without a little effort, which makes me cry and go for a ride.

7. Users of new energy vehicles have achieved carefree happiness, which is really a happy car for the poor.

8. Don't rush away in spring, the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel?

10. This car hasn't moved for 50 days. Want to make my money? Difficulties.

1 1. Travel is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself-the truest self. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

12. Is it because the oil price is too expensive? There are fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.

13. The oil price has risen sharply, so I can't afford to drive. Switching to an electric car is environmentally friendly and saves money. If you like me, please like it!

14. The oil price has risen secretly again. I don't want to buy clothes. After a tank of oil is filled with 400, I absolutely dare not take it lightly. Oil is so expensive!

15. Realizing go on road trip's dream. Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so we can't go to road trip.

16. The oil price is too expensive, and so is poetry and you in the distance. I couldn't afford to refuel without any effort, which made me cry and go for a ride.

17. Suddenly the oil price has nothing to do with me. It's really comfortable at home.

18. But don't delay my domineering words. Fill it up! I regretted it in an instant.

19. The oil price is too expensive for distinguished new energy owners to afford.

20. The oil price is too high, the travel tax is too high, and you can't afford to burn oil or use it. ...

I'm going to pack my bags and set off. Thank you for caring about my family and friends. Pray for my safety. My trip will be accompanied by your story, so I won't be lonely. Don't worry.

22. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or a gas station?

23. Oil prices have gone up again. Please give wage earners like us a break. The speed of making money can't keep up with the speed of rising prices.

24.62, a sentence of more than 95 made me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

25. I'm never going to road trip again ... I'm so tired, I just want to cut off my relationship with myself. The price of oil has gone up, so we can't afford it.

26. What is short is the journey, and what is long is life. Go on road trip can help you meet a better self. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.

27. I can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of gas and buy an electric car. The price of oil has soared, and I can't afford to drive.

28.92 full, debt full, 95 full, bankruptcy, 98 full, three generations of repayment.

29. I used to drive to run with bulls when I was in a bad mood, but now I dare not if I am in a bad mood!

30. Bad news: oil prices have risen.

3 1. It's really painful to refuel the car. Every time it's hundreds of dollars, I think it's totally unbearable!

32. The oil price keeps rising, and I can hardly afford to eat fried dough sticks.

I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive. I'd better ride a bike.

34. Let's not meet again. The oil price is too expensive, it has risen to 8. It's 62, and 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

35. I am lost in a sentence. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

36. I want to go to go on road trip alone, without a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry some books on my back, enjoy leisurely in the sea of flowers and plants, and wander in the sea of books in my spare time. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.

37. When crude oil goes up, so do I.. Crude oil has an effect on me! I don't drop crude oil, I'm different from crude oil!

38. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has risen again. This oil price.

40. This dubbing is absolutely perfect, which is in line with my mood when I refuel. Oil is more expensive than meat I can drive, but I really can't afford gas.

Forty jokes expressed by friends circle about rising oil prices.

A funny sentence in the circle of friends expressing the rising oil price is 1.57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, so can the oil price.

I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

4. The oil price is too expensive, and so is the poem and you in the distance. I can't even afford to add gas without spending a little effort, so I cry for a ride if I'm not rich.

5.92 recharge, debt recharge, 95 recharge, bankruptcy, 98 recharge, third-generation repayment.

6. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "

7. Friends in the circle of friends are all traveling in Britain and the United States, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

The first stop of go on road trip on September 5 1 Day, as long as there is a beach in your heart, anywhere is Maldives. Unfortunately, the oil price has gone up and the car is out of gas.

10. The oil price is too expensive. Target Tesla.

1 1. The price has gone up again. I don't deserve to go to work with a monthly salary of 3 thousand yuan.

12. The oil price is too expensive to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

13. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want more dogs.

14. No money to refuel.

15. In order to protect the environment, purify the air, force yourself to travel green (the oil price is too expensive).

16. good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil prices has nothing to do with me.

17. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, we will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

18. I used to add a box of oil about 360 yuan, but now I add 4 18. I can't afford to add it.

19. If I can, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.

20. As soon as the tachometer turns, the blood pressure comes up. I really can't stand it this time. Oil prices have gone up again.

Friends circle expresses the funny sentence 2 2 1 about rising oil prices. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

23. Drive your own car and enjoy your own scenery! Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.

24. Add a new wish, listen to the song of Mayday and come to road trip once. Oil prices are rising, so you can't afford to drive.

25. The atmosphere is so full that I don't want to leave in the car. Even now, oil prices are too expensive to drive.

26. In the face of the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.

27. The oil price is very expensive, so are poems and distant places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!

28. The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.

My darling, the fat reduction has not been successful, and the oil price has risen secretly again. Although oil is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "Fill it up", which made my poor life "worse".

30. Dear new energy owners, I'm sorry. I spoke too loudly before. Where is the oil? This is obviously Jamlom's tears.

3 1. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.

32. What is short is the journey, and what is long is life. Go on road trip can help you meet a better self. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.

33. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

34. Oil prices are expensive, so are poems and distant places. I feel distressed when I refuel, and I feel arrogant when I step on the gas pedal.

35. As soon as I impulsively take a car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.

36. The cost of fuel has risen to 8. It's 57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

37. When crude oil goes up, so do I.. Crude oil has an effect on me! I don't drop crude oil, I'm different from crude oil!

38. Oil prices have gone up again, and cars can't afford to drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!

39. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, I don't know yet!

40. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.

Remind the oil price to rise and send a circle of friends to talk about it.

Remind the oil price to rise and talk about it in the circle of friends (I) 1. Apples have gone up in price, bananas have gone up in price, gasoline has gone up in price, and cemeteries have gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

Don't meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.

3. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, the oil price can also drop a little.

You can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of oil, and you can buy an electric car. The oil price is soaring and the car can't afford to drive.

6. The oil price is so high that Honda can hardly afford to drive. Come to a small Honda electric car.

7. The rising oil price and high fuel consumption make the poor families worse.

8. I can't stand it. The price of oil is too high. I have no money to refuel. I can't drive. Goodbye!

9. Why is the oil price getting more and more expensive, but the fund is not getting higher and higher! I'm too poor to buy gas because it's too expensive!

10. I started traveling by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.

1 1. Those who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.

12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!

13. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't afford gasoline.

14. I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive it. I'd better ride a bike.

15 fuel consumption. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

16. Oil prices have gone up again. Please give wage earners like us a break. The speed of making money can't keep up with the speed of rising prices.

17. The oil price is too expensive to drive a car or refuel.

18. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is worried about my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.

19. Love your car and enjoy the scenery all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

20. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, which will reduce the pressure and, in severe cases, lead to the explosion of the crankcase). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.

Remind the oil price to rise, and talk about it in the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. The oil price is so expensive, the weather is so hot, the steering wheel burns the seat and burns my ass, and air conditioning is still a dream I dare not dream of.

22. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..

23. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

24. This is not China oil, but China gold.

25. Friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States and the United States, and I am shouting that oil prices have gone up again.

During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

27. When I impulsively pick up a car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.

28. Before the money was made, the price of oil actually went up again. Forget it, I can't afford to drive. I am only financially qualified to ride an electric car now.

29. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

30. Let's not meet again. The high price of oil makes the already poor life worse.

3 1. The oil price is very expensive, so is poetry and faraway places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!

32. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.

34. Gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to pay for it.

35. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

36. Oil prices are too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!

37. The oil price is too high to drive, so you can take the bus for three years for free, before bonus hunter.

38. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.

39. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

40. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.

Oil prices rise, freight rates do not rise, and friends circle talks about 40 highlights.

I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

I am not afraid of high oil price. On the fourteenth day of the epidemic, the car couldn't catch fire. Usually, the power will be cut off automatically after a week's inactivity. Let it lie on the road this time.

The price of apples has gone up, the price of bananas has gone up, and the price of gasoline has gone up. You can eat your own meat when you are hungry and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

The car hasn't been driven for half a month, but it was refueled in February. I spent 400 yuan to replace my electric car with four Wei Chao batteries. I can run in the county town for 1 week, and there is no traffic jam by bike to work every day.

Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is distressed by my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.

6. Dear new energy owners, I'm sorry. I spoke too loudly before. Where is the oil? This is obviously Jamlom's tears.

7. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

8. The price of gasoline has gone up, apples have gone up, eggs have gone up, radishes have gone up, instant noodles have gone up ... but we have to be strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...

9. The oil price is too expensive to drive. Don't drive if it's not necessary!

10. Don't go in a hurry in spring, the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.

1 1. Long time no see. The fuel consumption of 1 must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

12. The current oil price is really too expensive to drive.

13. The price of oil has increased fourfold. Change two wheels. Low carbon and environmental protection.

14. Let's not meet again. The price of oil is so high, which makes the life that is not rich already worse.

15. If you can't afford gas, why is the price of gas getting more and more expensive? Try to save money and not go out in the future.

16. oil prices soared, but wages did not rise. Boy, for the first time, I feel that I can't afford to drive a car for nine dollars, which is too expensive.

17. But don't delay my domineering words. Fill it up! I regretted it in an instant.

18. Seeing that 5 yuan has risen to 9 yuan, I haven't bought a car yet. Is it necessary to buy a car?

19. We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

20. I want to go to go on road trip alone, without a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry some books on my back, enjoy leisurely in the sea of flowers and plants, and wander in the sea of books in my spare time. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.

When oil prices go up, freight rates don't go up. Talk about the mood of friends circle (2)1. What we want is that life can get better, and when the international oil price falls, the oil price can drop a little.

22. The oil price is so high that Honda can hardly afford to drive. Let's get a Honda small electric car.

23. Go far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

24. I have always thought that people should travel. When you are young, you should use your temper to pretend to be chic, have the capital to develop your personality, leave the city you see with your eyes open, escape from the surrounding disturbances, find a place where your heart is quiet and clean, become as transparent as crystal, and then take some beautiful photos that make you want to cry and leave them to your original self.

25. Bad news: oil prices have risen.

26. Suddenly, the oil price has nothing to do with me. It's really comfortable at home.

27. It's too hot. But the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.

28. The fuel consumption of cars has become useless. Can't afford gasoline.

29. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can't afford to add gas, sometimes I am particularly helpless!

30.55, a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electricity smells good.

3 1. The braised chicken in the canteen has gone up in price. Colleagues asked why. Aunt in the canteen said that the price of oil has gone up. We thought braised chicken was not made of gasoline. Aunt also said that you don't eat gasoline, and my car eats gasoline.

32. Go, go, go is go. Oil prices are too expensive to afford. Ride a small electric donkey instead.

33. The oil price is too high to drive, so you can take the bus for three years for free, before bonus hunter.

34. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

35. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't use oil, and I am a bicycle. Cyclists have an affair all their lives!

36. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.

37. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

38. The prices of apples, bananas, gasoline and cemeteries have all gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has risen again. This oil price.

40. Gasoline is too expensive for families to drive. Let's take three rounds to work in the future.