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One foot in two boats

1. Since you miss her, then go with her!

2. A big radish with a big heart, a carefree mind, and a lot of philandering in his hands.

3. Men are polygamous. If they are not polygamous, they are not called men.

4. Never give up the entire forest for a tree.

5. Focus is the transmission of focus, and loveliness is the epitaph of loveliness!

6. The female gangster is in the mind, the good girl is in the life, the gentle girl is in the appearance, and the Transformer is in the soul.

7. I no longer look back and throw away the pale memories. I just want to rest quietly without you anymore.

8. A woman will feel a man’s polygamy only if she has no charm, and a man will feel a woman’s reality only if he has no ability.

9. A man is like an onion. When you peel it off layer by layer with tears, you find that it actually has no heart.

10. The world of flowers, the hearts of flowers, the people of flowers deceive people; in order to achieve the purpose of changing the heart, the poor daughter of the world has the heart.

11. I think I am too carefree. I like you who are different every moment.

12. The so-called love heart means having love and bread, but also having the mood to eat cake.

13. Men are like this. There are no men in the world who are not attentive, only men who are incapable of being attentive.

14. A woman without flowers will not be as beautiful as flowers.

15. I am selfish, you are carefree, I hide, you lie, each of us has our own problems.

16. Don’t think it’s fair. If a man is interested in you, so should you.

17. Don’t believe what that person says, go ahead, Xiaosi will appear.

18. Men are playboys, and women are infatuated.

19. If a man is incapable, don’t blame the woman. If a woman is incapable, don’t blame the man.

20. Men’s loveliness is romantic, while women’s loveliness is wild; men’s loveliness is universal love, while women’s loveliness is mixed