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I'm desperately poor. I just have a house and a car. I have compiled some ostentatious copywriting for everyone to enjoy. I hope you like it!

1. Shopping in the supermarket is the bottom line.

2. With this money, you can buy some country bumpkins.

3. This is the reason why I went home. Go home to get money, or you won't come back.

4. I originally wanted a yacht, but I got this (Rolex watch), but thanks to my dad.

5. I just started work, and many people regard me as a star!

6. I crashed Aston and ended up driving a Bentley.

7. Best 16th birthday present (sports car). Thank you, Dad.

8. I walked from the kitchen to the bedroom for an hour.

9. It's so boring in the city center.

1. I can't sleep, so I can only make a sandwich with money to satisfy my hunger.

11. only drink water with a price of more than three figures.

12. I flew to Greece to learn Greek for reading.

13. Dad only has a house with 6 million dollars, alas.

14. The black card is quite suitable for being used as a ruler.

15. My family has nothing but mines!

16. There is no toilet paper, so make do with the change in your pocket.

17. You need a coaster, but you can't find it temporarily, so use the Apple phone as a coaster. 18. I have a boyfriend. Do you?

19. We have run out of white paper. Then use MAC BOOK instead.

2. Please allow me to show off my wealth in a low-key way. After all, you can't buy a high-definition six-inch moon cake if you want.

21. which one should I turn on today? Rich people are really annoyed!

22. In the morning, I interviewed a girl, a 25-year-old undergraduate, who is proficient in many foreign languages. Her last employer was an Englishman.

23. Give the dog the best Lauren champagne.

24. There are not enough plates. Fortunately, I have money and many IPAD.

25. This cherry is really sweet, and it's so cheap. I need to buy more next time.

26. Mom said that the pieces can't fall on the ground, so I'll just use my Apple computer to connect them. Anyway, I have many.

27. Gifts for passing the driver's license. Get a Rolls Royce if you pass the driver's license test.

28. I just bought a bottle of drink, but it doesn't taste good, and it's especially expensive. I won't buy it next time.

29. I never eat apples, but only play with them.

3. Overlapping music played in private schools (people use Apple phones). 31. Worry is what to wear for the party tonight, and happiness is a parade around the world by private jet once a week.

32, anyway, rich, so capricious.

33. What color Italian brand shoes should I wear today? Is it black or silver?

34. Lao Wang gave me a dress of 5, yuan. How stingy!

35, ding! It's time to bask in food.

The above is a show-off copy for everyone to enjoy. Thank you for reading!