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Thanks to the copy that Taobao Store automatically replied after paying attention.

Thank you for your attention and automatic reply. Article 1: 1. In the last score.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

3. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message, please send a red envelope to unlock the function [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.

5. For voice chat, please press 2.

6. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

7. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...

8. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

9. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass continuation, 5 for fire continuation, 6 for others, 7 for online chat, and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

10. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

1 1. I can't move, I can't get through. Welcome to visit if you don't believe me.

12. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you haven't come back, you are stupid.

13. The signal connection with the magic elf castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.

14. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

15. The fairy is at Moxianbao, please shout and shout to become a pig.

16. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?

17. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

18. where is mother hadron?

19. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

20. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

2 1. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I'm frying meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

22. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

23. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

24. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.

Thank you for your attention and automatic reply. 25. The other person has returned to you from heaven.

26. The woman in Jackson yee has received the message and will reply later! !

27. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

28. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

29. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

30. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.

3 1. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

32. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.

Our boss is saving the galaxy.

34. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

35. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I'm here or not.

36. Your handsome father is on his way.

37. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.

38. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

39. I would like to contact you, but I lack an identity.

40. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

4 1. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

42. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

43. [Automatic reply] Roy's woman has received the message and will reply later!

44. Submerged in the sea of knowledge

45. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

46.what brings you here? Did Timis win?

47. body double Courier Online. If there is anything, Euler, nothing is too big.

48. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

A collection of classic sentences (50 sentences) of customer service automatic reply questions in Taobao merchants' shops.

A classic sentence of Taobao merchant customer service automatically answering questions-1. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

Your persistence may be tangled in his eyes.

3. I went to touch the fairy castle and play cards with fairy dolls. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

Dudu, I'm a rabbit now, and I only talk to carrots.

5. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

6. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

7.? You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.

8. Submerged in the sea of knowledge, Gollum.

9. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.

10. You are slim and your father is on the way.

1 1. [automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

12. [Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance when running. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

13. [automatic reply] I'm going to eat, please chat with the machine first ~ ~

14. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't tell you anything later.

15. Hanhan is hibernating.

16. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 2.

17. Read.

Classic sentence 2 18 of Taobao merchant customer service answering questions automatically. Your handsome father is on his way.

19. I want to be Yilang and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

20. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?

2 1. Call your wife back.

22. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

23. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

24. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Safety Administration for leaking krusty krab's secret recipe. She will contact you on her own initiative when she is released.

25. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

26. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

27. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

28. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

29. Please press five to continue firing.

30. Show your cards, I don't want to chat with you.

3 1. Welcome to visit me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.

32. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

33. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

34. Talk to you later. Reply 4

Taobao merchant store customer service classic sentence 3 automatic reply question 35. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness.

36. Please press four to continue the grass.

The heart is sold out at present. Welcome to visit next time.

38. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

39. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

40. Press six for the game.

4 1. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

42. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

43. Hello, I have something temporary. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hitting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

44. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?

I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

46. Don't move when you see the news. I will buy you oranges. I’ll be right back.

47. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

48.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

49. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up when you transfer money.

50.what brings you here? Did Timis win?

Excerpts from sentences automatically replied when Taobao Tmall customer service is busy.

Taobao Tmall customer service busy state automatic reply sentence (1) 1. Hadron, what can I do for you, mom? All the time.

2. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.

People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

5. I'm not free. I'm busy

6. The prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

7. Please press 1 for manual service.

8. read it

9. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

10. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?

1 1. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

12. You wanted to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to see me? Do you have to find me Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, Abel and Yang Yang, so I don't have much time to take care of these trifles.

13. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I have been typing messages in the dialog box for a long time, and I am always dissatisfied with deleting them. I want to write perfectly, or I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

14. This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

15. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

16. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

17. For others, please press seven.

Taobao Tmall customer service busy state automatic reply sentence (Chapter II) 18. If you don't reply, you are learning, and if you don't reply, you are stupid.

19. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

20. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

2 1. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

22. I'm going to eat shit and bring you a bubble later.

Don't move when you see the news I will buy you oranges. I’ll be right back.

24. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

25. "Be right back after the commercial."

26. You'll find out later.

27. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.

28. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

29. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.

30. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

3 1. [Automatic reply] I'm playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

32. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

33.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

34.what are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

35. If the baby is long and the baby is short, you don't care if something happens to the baby. Just call Dad. I will take care of you patiently and reply with me: Dad, the automatic reply can be untied.

36. It is detected that this user has been nailed, learned well, and was kidnapped in U campus, so the connection cannot be established.

37. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

38.what brings you here? Did Timis win?

39. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?

40. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

4 1. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

42. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

43. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

I don't like you anymore. All I got was grievances.

45. You will come back to chase monsters.

46. The signal connection with the magic fairy castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.

47. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, you can call the Super Flash or Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

48. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

49. Hello, I'm busy at the moment. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting small monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

50. Please enter 520. I love you and call me.

There are 50 short sentences that automatically reply after the official account of WeChat WeChat pays attention.

A short sentence-1 automatically replied after the official account of wechat wechat pays attention. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. If you need anything, please ask Squidward Tentacles to toot toot toot.

DuDu DuDu, I'm a rabbit now, and I only talk to carrots.

I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

5. The second message is cooling down.

Your Princess Le Yan is busy now, please contact me after nine o'clock!

7. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

8. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

9. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!

10. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

1 1. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

12. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.

13. For others, please press seven.

14. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.

15. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

16. Welcome to leave a message.

17. Stop, I love you.

18. If you want me, please press eight.

19.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

20. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.

2 1. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.

22. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

23. Don't call me, I'm not here.

24. May all future encounters be indefinite and the future be beautiful.

WeChat WeChat official account pays attention to the short sentences that automatically reply after 25. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

26. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

27. Where is Hadron's mother?

28. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to see you after receiving the gentleness of the world.

29. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

30. Hello, explore Dora, wash your face and find Ichabibigu, find Spongebob when you are hungry, find tools to shout "Oh potatoes", find super detective to solve difficulties and think with them. I just don't have time anyway.

3 1. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

32. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.

Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.

34. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

35. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

36. Add a friend reply 5

37. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

38. Life is so long, why not wait for dad?

39. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

40. I'm not free. I'm busy

4 1. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

42. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

43. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.

44. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.

45. I would like to contact you, but I lack an identity.

46. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

47. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.

48. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.