Talking about bachelors

1. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

3. What is China's show of love on Valentine's Day? She can rob me on Singles Day.

I will be alone on Valentine's Day, Singles' Day and Christmas, and I will be alone when I have an exam.

Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love.

6. How do you spend Singles Day? I cried, laughed, loved and hated sadly, but I was still alone when I passed by.

7. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

8. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

9. Are you still alone on Singles Day? Nonsense, will I become a dog?

10. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel. /Shuo Shuo/

1 1. Singles' Day is coming. I can't wait to find someone to make do with it. The handsome one still insists on the principle of being single.

12. Do you blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who plays with my red thread.

13. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

14. Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again? Half a person comes out. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

15. I wish friends who can't celebrate Singles Day an early one.

16. Last Singles' Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave you next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

17. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

18. The stroke of the ugly word is 4, and the stroke of the bad word is 7, which adds up to 1 1, which is why you are single.

19. Let's break up. Why? Because I'm celebrating Singles Day.

20. I remember that a few years ago, people without partners were called single aristocrats. How did they become dogs in recent years?

2 1. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and go after Singles Day ~

22. On Singles Day, I sat at home and watched a series of games, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

23. It is said that music on rainy days goes well with chocolate. Then you should hear that the overdue mid-term exam is more suitable for Singles' Day.

24. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

25. I hate being told that I am happy on Singles Day. What's hateful is that I have to say thank you.

26. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles Day.

27. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

28. Some people say that I am single. Hehe, it's really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You're still a fucking catamaran!

29. Tell me a sad joke. Singles Day is coming, and you are still single.

30. Singles' Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the romance, the temptation of forbidden fruit and the overwhelming letter. About Singles Day:11.11Notes on Singles Day

1. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

3. What is China's show of love on Valentine's Day? She can rob me on Singles Day.

I will be alone on Valentine's Day, Singles' Day and Christmas, and I will be alone when I have an exam.

Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love.

6. How do you spend Singles Day? I cried, laughed, loved and hated sadly, but I was still alone when I passed by.

7. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

8. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

9. Are you still alone on Singles Day? Nonsense, will I become a dog?

10. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

1 1. Singles' Day is coming. I can't wait to find someone to make do with it. The handsome one still insists on the principle of being single.

12. Do you blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who plays with my red thread.

13. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

14. Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again? Half a person comes out. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

15. I wish friends who can't celebrate Singles Day an early one.

16. Last Singles' Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave you next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

17. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

18. The stroke of the ugly word is 4, and the stroke of the bad word is 7, which adds up to 1 1, which is why you are single.

19. Let's break up. Why? Because I'm celebrating Singles Day.

20. I remember that a few years ago, people without partners were called single aristocrats. How did they become dogs in recent years?

2 1. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and go after Singles Day ~

22. On Singles Day, I sat at home and watched a series of games, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

23. It is said that music on rainy days goes well with chocolate. Then you should hear that the overdue mid-term exam is more suitable for Singles' Day.

24. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

25. I hate being told that I am happy on Singles Day. What's hateful is that I have to say thank you.

26. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles Day.

27. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

28. Some people say that I am single. Hehe, it's really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You're still a fucking catamaran!

29. Tell me a sad joke. Singles Day is coming, and you are still single.

30. Singles' Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the romance, the temptation of forbidden fruit and the overwhelming letter. 11.11Singles Day

1. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope that people will last forever and bachelors will no longer exist!

2. Now children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and Singles Day when they confess.

3. Part I: Love, Love and Sincerity. Bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

6. Being madly in love is a state of internet speed, being lovelorn is a state of collapse, and we bachelors are on standby.

7. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

8. Everyone wants to be happy, but they don't want to suffer.

9. You can be crazy or proud, because you have youth, and youth is capital.

10. You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

1 1. Thank you for not cherishing, and let me learn to give up. ...

12. I love you very much, but you hurt me deeply. How can you stand it?

13. Hurt, people have grown up, why are you still afraid of breaking up?

14. Love is together. Love is the most ordinary life and a gift.

15. When you are sad, do you also like to hide yourself silently? . (famous aphorism)

16. When you can't explain your heartbreak with your mouth, tears are the only way you can express your emotions with your eyes.

17. Heart, Que Ning is festering, and it will no longer have you.

18. When I was young, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

19. Some emotions exist in dreams, but they are gone when you wake up.

20. Even if you are given a second chance to start over, many things often end up the same as they are now.

2 1. I believe that among the people coming and going in the city, there is always someone who will remind you of your life.

If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

23. Some words thus become eternal in memory; Some people, in this way, go further and further in life.

24. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

25. If there is an afterlife, I don't want joys and sorrows. I just want to die peacefully with you.

26. Sometimes, instead of walking out of pain, we learn to endure it.

27. pat your head to make a decision, and pat your chest to ensure that sometimes you need to pat your ass and leave.

I feel pale and powerless about how much I miss you.

29. If you gain weight, don't rush your waist and chest.

30. Every woman is looking for a very manly man, and it turns out that the most manly one is herself.

3 1. Flip heads, surf the Internet, tails, sleep, and stand up to do your homework.

32. In class, someone sent me a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. Is it written in?

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

34. There are many partners these days. Cucumber is not easy to sell.

Can you take me from my wife to my old woman?

Animals still have a little compassion, but I don't, so I'm not an animal. ...

37. I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

38. There are always tears that make us grow up instantly.

I know that love is a prison, but I tried my best to jump in.

40. Girls, hold your proud head high and face the dog man who has hurt you with a perfect attitude.

4 1. In fact, he is nothing, even nothing. But what does it matter? As long as I love him, he is the best.

42. Be careful of your heart, or your sadness will hurt people.

43. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

44. In the first class, you flew on the rice run, shed a drop of sweat and took a glimmer of hope. Come on! Xu Wentao and Song Xinfu, persistence is victory, and the one who laughs last is the strong one. Victory is at your feet. Come on!

45.3 class meal is nothing, sweat will be rewarded, tears of victory will flow down your cheeks, autumn wind will cheer for you, sunshine will celebrate for you, applause will remind you, come on! Athletes from Class 3, Grade 3!

46. The first class of rice athletes, a drop of sweat floating on the court, pinned a belief on the blue sky, drew a beautiful arc with your deep eyes, and ran out of the dream of youth for hope and victory!

47. Class Two, Class Two, Class Two, Summer, The friendship between our classmates is close to each other. I believe you can finish the race, because you are the pride of Class Two, and you are the hero of Class Two. Come on! Come on!

48. If you are a seed, you must have green hope. If you are a seed, you should have a golden dream. Don't lie in a closed greenhouse for fear of the thin wind and frost in autumn. Now that you are on the playground, don't think too much. The runway is full of sunshine. Don't be shy or nervous. Listen to the autumn geese song for you in the air. To pick up a piece of golden, full of confidence, there will be hope.

49. A drop of sweat floated on the court and played the music of hope with vigorous steps. All kinds of beliefs, put in the blue sky, draw a beautiful arc with your deep eyes. How many beats can life have? Thousands of pairs of eyes are staring at you, running out of the dream of youth for hope and victory.

50. Exercise is extraordinary perseverance, contest is extraordinary physical strength, and struggle is extraordinary endurance.

5 1. Run the long runway into a long journey. Listen! The whistling wind is cheering for you, look! Colorful flags are cheering for you, come on! For the glory of the moment when we reach the finish line!

52. Rice not only tests your physical strength, but also your endurance. It will get stronger after dinner. Gong Guizhi, our little flower, we are happy. Go! Although the meal is very long, our friendship is longer. Come on, Xiaohua!

53. The moment you breathe, you remember the value of life. The difficulty of breathing in the south and the gradual loss of strength can all be best interpreted at this moment. Stick to this beauty to the end. Even if I fail, I will feel that I will never regret it, and even if I lock it deep, it will never fade. All these will leave a beautiful and eternal moment in your heart, just like a rainbow.

54. At that moment, the strength of human beings was revealed, and struggle became the starting point of life. At that moment, everything went up in smoke, only knowing that victory was not far away. Looking up at the front, the finish line is faintly visible, and countless days and nights of hard work will be fulfilled today. Sprinkle a handful of hard sweat, continue to lift the tired footsteps, the roar of the explosion penetrated Changhong and moved on. Whether it's successful or not, you already have it, remember, cheering at the finish line and shaking around?

I know this is a test of will. On the long runway, there is a long persistence. I know this is a test of endurance, and every step forward is full of persistence and firmness. I know you are today's star, and I sincerely wish you well! Cheer for you!

56. Watching your heavy footsteps on the court, the rhetoric that used to encourage you, has become so fragile at the moment. So I chose silence and silently blessed you in my heart. Why do you want to climb the limit that similar people dare not challenge, without hesitation, knowing that this road is difficult, why do you insist? Maybe if you put your courage on the scale, the other person will hold up the whole earth, you know? Your regret has brought you to an elegant milestone engraved with youthful notes.

57. Maybe you are upset, our hearts are full of blood. In the past, you left a deep footprint on the long runway. I can't wipe off your sweat or pull off your heavy feet. You don't care about your tiredness, your tears and your sweat for class, because you have a firm belief in your heart. I can do it for the whole class.

11.11Singles Day Quotes

1. Come to me silently and marry me, so that both of us are not single and happy.

2, there is nothing wrong with love, loneliness should not be stored in the heart, indifference hurts; There is nothing wrong with love. Silence should not be your choice. When the result comes, you will still be lonely. Singles' Day, let love make no more mistakes! Go for it!

3, today is Singles Day, don't always think about MM, be careful not to study hard, your parents will beat you!

4, ask what is the world's love, a cavity true feelings light demeanor. Eat a bachelor's meal, take a bachelor's road, and be willing to come to the door for love. My love for you will always be 37 or 5 degrees. Please contact me as soon as possible if you are interested. I hope to fall in love with you on Singles Day.

5. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

6. Singles Day has four ones, and four ones represent four hearts. Study hard, work hard, be happy, be sincere, love is sweet, be happy, be happy and carefree!

7. No matter how big or small you are, you will be naked sooner or later. Whether you are married or unmarried, or you are naked, you must be happy to get married anyway. Singles' Day, singles and couples should be happy!

8. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. I am willing to convert to Christianity for the happiness of my next life!

9. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

10, bachelor music, bachelor music, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.

1 1, ask how much sadness you can have, just like a group of bachelors dancing. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

12, I won't bless you for any amount of dinner, and I don't care about you for any amount of work. To relax me, you should answer me. A bachelor must be happy.

13, some people say that I am single, hehe is really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You're still a fucking catamaran!

14, our bachelor, the reserved program of our male compatriots, can say the most touching words to girls: I love you, will you marry me? I can only say the first half if I don't celebrate today.

15, who says being single is not good? The whole family is full after eating alone! Who says bachelor is boring? Beautiful and handsome, just look at it! Who says bachelor is lonely? Let's spend Singles Day together! It's another year's Singles Day. Play with those who haven't taken off their orders yet!

16, I hate it when people tell me happy singles day, but I still want to say thank you.

17. To believe in true love, TA must exist. Either we don't love, we love happily. Life is boring without the irrigation of love. Keep a good attitude and be happy. Love is also dependent, don't be hasty. True love will always exist!

18, I have put your name in Shenzhou VII. It will paste your name all over the space, and you will become the star of the whole space. This is my bachelor present to you. See how you thank me.

19, a real bachelor, dare to face the bleak love, dare to face up to the incomplete life, dare to laugh off the affair, dare to be tempted by the forbidden fruit, and can tolerate our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles Day!

20. I am proud that I am a bachelor. You can chat with friends all night, sleep late on weekends, get up early without makeup, and handsome guys can watch at will and laugh carefree. Singles Day, I am single, I am proud!

2 1, life is really a waste, and there are always a lot of troubles, so I am tired of finding a handsome brother to dance with and have nothing to sing love songs; Three and a half days later, the handsome boy became a demon; After more than ten days of cold war, we parted ways. In retrospect, being single is the happiest.

22, hate the old fritters one-on-one, vegetable bags are vegetarian and peeled, three in a cage, seven.

23, clothes are bare, rice is bare, and a set of pockets is bare; Love is boundless, love is boundless, pity is really not appreciated; Worry and hate for a long time, single life has no nutrition, cold heart, willing to be cold, who will rob you to be a bachelor?

24. Here comes the bachelor. I wish you a happy single life! Reply directly to wqncf or invite you to dinner, and you will have a chance to win a delicious meal with super idol. Now is the time, so do it now!

25. Nowadays, both men and women love to marry late, and it is a career to make a bachelor. Four sticks together have spirit.

26. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and troubles. Bachelor, come to my house to apply beauty tonic!

27. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romantic light of medieval Europe? This is an unreachable dream? Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously.

28, bachelor is a realm, no one can live up to today!

29. May good luck be like a mine you often step on; Bad luck is like a meteor shower that will never fall on you; Wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly. Happy bachelor!

I don't want to persuade you to marry anyone, but you are a hero. How can a hero have no wife? Cheer for you when you are aggressive and hold you in my arms when you are ashamed. May you think twice on this Singles Day.

3 1, I think of your smile when I get up, I smell you when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear ―― the toilet! Happy bachelor!

32. I think that after I have a wife, I will no longer be free. I should be grateful. After all, being single is only a short segment in my life, so cherish it.

33. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu and stepped on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

34. People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob yet If you earn money, you have to pay taxes, even if you send a message to a pig. Happy Singles Day!

Our country is rich in population and resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?

36. Don't be afraid of the cold around you, but be able to bear it; Don't be afraid of midnight loneliness, you must endure it; There is not much freedom without constraints, but it must be stable; Don't covet the temptation of beauty, but bear it; Ignore the endless emptiness and endure it; Singles Day SMS greetings, you have to hold!

37. Don't worry about becoming a bachelor. The beauty of the world is going to the big dipper. Think about freedom first, work hard, and then earn enough money. I wish you an early and sweet love, my friend. Happy Singles Day!

38. You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister Sister Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like. Very clever!

39. Now, I have to admit that you are the best friend I know, and I feel very happy with you, really! Sorry, I typed one more word. I wish you a happy single life and all your wishes come true!

40. Singles' Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the romance, the temptation of forbidden fruit and the overwhelming letter.

4 1, what is the love of Qixi show? You dare to rob me on Singles Day.

42. Today is Singles Day. I find it painful to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like you and your beauty!

The baby cried all day after you left. In retrospect, you'd better: wet nurse, come back after you are single.

44, single and tired, no one to accompany before and after the flowers; Bachelor is bitter, dancing solo among thousands of flowers; The bachelor is boring, and the blind date is not over yet; Singles are sad, others are in pairs. Fortunately, there is Singles Day, which will make you happy! Happy holidays!

45, the bachelor is bitter, it is already twenty-five, and the clothes are broken and no one can mend them.

46, bachelor is a state: one person is full and the whole family is not hungry; Being single is a state of mind: single happiness goes with the flow; Being single is a gesture: be happy without company! Bachelor is a kind of cohesion: to overcome loneliness and eliminate decadence, you must stay in the naked territory!

47. Happy single and happy overtime! Hee hee, I am very happy every day when I work overtime. Don't worry about how to spend your holiday! But my blessing has been spent with you! I wish you a smooth career and a happy family!

48. Although I have no words or admiration, the subtle feeling of deja vu makes me trust him, but he doesn't understand me and treats me like a monkey. So on Singles Day, I will try to forget his pain.

49, bachelor is a 1, indomitable spirit; Bachelor is a rain, which comes and goes smartly; Being single is a mystery. What's the date? Bachelor, sacrifice for the country, not thinking about his wife; Bachelor, cold dishes and cold rice are no problem; 20xx Singles' Day, Singles, stand up!

50. Our bachelor can openly look forward to his other half, although she doesn't know where she lives yet. Poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination.

5 1, the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the bachelor holiday is very inspirational. Mountain Xiu Xiu, clear water, hand in hand to travel everywhere. Abdomen, buy less clothes. This year's expenses are on you!

52. I don't want to celebrate Singles Day any more. I just want to hold hands with you, walk happily in life, fill my eyes with the scenery of the years, and let the feeling of happiness never slip away until eternity. Honey, let's get naked together.

53. You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister Sister Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like. Very clever!

54. Teeth can be lost, hair can be lost, and the desire for love cannot be forgotten. Eyes will shine, love will meet the light, I hope the bachelor's hat will be taken off as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day.

55. I packed a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and I gave them to you with a little heartfelt care. I wish you a happy single life!

56. I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect it to be 1 person.

I remember that in the past few years, no one was called a single aristocrat. How did they become dogs in recent years?

58. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!

59. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

60. On Singles Day, you are dressed beautifully, with a peony-like appearance, a plum-like quality, a lotus-like heart, a sunflower-like smile and a dog's tail-like charm. To live is to be an anthomaniac!

6 1, Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating. You are out of the organization, and you are in trouble. Do you remember being a single friend?

62. Looking for the footprints of love in the grass. A person, just because he wants to be nice to someone, doesn't want to be a heartthrob. Sincerely waiting, open sesame, welcome your favorite fairy. Singles' Day, may you turn her into your wife as soon as possible!

63, born in heaven and earth with a smile, wandering around the world, why bother, why not. The world of mortals is full of life, and the depths of love and hate are lonely. Why bother? Better laugh. I wish my friends a happy life on Singles Day.

64. It's hard to be single. Working for several years, the staple food is instant noodles.

65. The world is becoming more and more distorted. Beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and unrestrained women can't find one-night stands. Happy Singles Day!

66. Walking in the crowd, you are lonely; In and out of the theater, you are all alone; In your efforts, you are lonely. 165438+1October 1 1, Singles' Day is coming, I wish you take off your clothes as soon as possible, and you are no longer lonely!