Movie funny classic sentences

Hot girls are hot girls, hot girls are hot girls, and hot girls shouldn't take what they shouldn't. The following are the classic funny sentences about movies that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

Actually, I'm an actor.

2) Immortals? Monster? Thank you.

3) The mind is heaven, while the mind is hell.

4) I am a great country, based on honesty.

5) Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious.

6) It thundered! It is raining! Get your clothes!

7) Gurumu, Gurumu! Oba! Oba!

8) I am a human being, not Nv Jiao.

9) Where to play? It's a fight!

10) If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

1 1) We Jianghu people have the first meaning. What is this?

12) you are the queen, the mother instrument is the world, and you push the quilt when you sleep.

13) Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but it is a pity that youth is a gecko.

14) and so on! I can explain! It is not what you think!

15) I don't care whether you are male or female, I only know that I really care about you.

16) Tony Leung Chiu Wai: "I am a policeman!" Andy Lau: Who knows?

17) Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it?

18) Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't pull it off!

19) is a cuckold again. Looks like your greening is good!

20) Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife; This knife is Xiao Li's.

2 1) I don't mind if you spray my wife! Serve people with virtue, serve people with virtue!

What I give you is yours. If I don't give it to you, you can't take it.

23) A spice girl is a spice girl, a spice girl is a spice girl, and a spice girl shouldn't take it.

24) Find a place to sit down, have a cup of tea, eat a steamed stuffed bun and chat slowly.

25) Listen carefully to what I say next, because I will only say it once.

26) Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?

Supreme treasure: It turns out that that girl shed a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she is.

2) At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am a descendant of the condor heroes and the master of Dong Fangbubai.

If one day I can't help asking you, you must lie to me. No matter how much you hate it, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.

4) Don't blame the master for whispering; Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling; I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings! Sacrifice is worth it.

5) Maybe Yue Lao didn't want us to suffer and arranged for us to pass by. In that case, I'd rather not have our love in the first place.

6) One day, my sweetheart will marry me with seven auspicious clouds and a golden suit. Unfortunately, I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.

7) My lover is a world hero. One day, he will marry me on the seven-color cloud. Only guessed the front, but couldn't guess the ending. ...

8) Chickens grow up and become geese; When a goose grows up, it becomes a sheep; When a sheep grows up again, it becomes a cow; When the cow grows up, * * * productism will come.

9) My lover is a hero in the world, and I know that one day he will appear in an eye-catching occasion, wearing a golden robe and stepping on seven-color clouds to marry me.

10) I want you to know that there will always be someone waiting for you in this world. Whenever and wherever, there will always be such a person.

1 1) ate a biscuit beer cover, wonton moth balls, slapped a fly on a nail and went to Qingsongguan to burn incense. The mobile phone fell into the merit box and could not be taken out.

12) People are only half born and walk in the world to find the other half. Some people are lucky enough to find it soon, while others have to find it all their lives.

13) Everyone will go through this stage. When they see a mountain, they want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special.

14) When you feel lonely and helpless, you can go to nature. From every tree and flower, you can feel that life is everywhere and God is around us.

15) I have already passed the age of dreaming, but I have never really experienced the taste of love. It seems that the heroine in every family tragedy can only secretly fantasize about that kind of beautiful love.

16) Some people will be engraved in their memories forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

17) Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

18) A person can fall in love with many people in his life. When you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, which allows you to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

19) since god arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person and can't be wrong! I know that one day, he will appear in despair, wearing golden robes and stepping on colorful clouds to marry me!

2 1) (crying) Wang Cai ... Wang Cai ... Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have been following me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. Sorry, Wang Cai!

22) I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!

23) Your conscience tells me that the person you love most is not me, but another woman. When I saw what she left in your conscience, I felt that it was not me but her that you came back after 500 years. You and I have to believe that this is providence, which is the legendary fate.

24) Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave off your beard? Don't you know that you have no personality without a beard ... Alas ... you can't engage in literature or martial arts. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion? Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

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