What are the humorous sentences that describe "being scared"?

1. I had the same dream for the second time. I fell into a crack in time and space and looked for the goddess everywhere. I ran around the school. I passed a bath and suddenly all my clothes disappeared. I had to run around naked while avoiding people. The layout of buildings everywhere was always changing. I kept running and ran to the alarm ... and I cried.

2. I was frightened by the nightmare again, and my head hurts. It collapsed.

3. I was shocked when I looked at it, but it turned into a national treasure. My eyes were bloodshot! The whole person is in a trance!

4. I was watching my mobile phone while brushing my teeth in the morning, and suddenly I saw a news saying that a toothbrush that has not been changed for three months is dirtier than socks that have not been changed for three months. I was scared to pee, so I quickly threw away my toothbrush that I hadn't changed for four months.

5. The new girl in the unit was very careless. She accidentally put important materials and waste paper into the shredder and destroyed them. She was so scared that she squatted on the ground and cried.

6. I had a horrible dream last night, dreaming that I was chased wherever I went. That person always set me on fire, and finally I couldn't get out of a house. That person suffocated me in the room and burned me to death, which scared me to wake up at 3: 3 in the middle of the night!

7. The poor are going to find a part-time job and apply for a model. The salary is so high that I am scared to write the gender in my resume as male ...

8. The scholar who doesn't know martial arts meets wolves, and his forehead is sweating with fear.

9. I finally drove back to Shenzhen from Dongguan. It was the first time I drove so far, and I was scared and sweated, and I felt that I had made progress.

1. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

11. My husband said that he was frightened when he came back, and his heart beat so hard that he was afraid that I would repair him. That's not good for me!

12. Today, in the bathroom, a woman's voice suddenly came: "Now people really have no quality, and they don't even flush after going to the toilet." I was frightened, so I went to the ladies' room. But suddenly there came a man's voice: let's get on. Hey, where the hell am I? ! !

13. On the Guan Qiao stood a woman with long shawl and white clothes. As soon as he came near, this woman, who looked a little stout, suddenly turned around. As soon as he saw her face, he was frightened out of his wits and ran away.

14. As for a mouse disturbing the whole dormitory building, I thought it was a snake, and I was scared to death.

15. Yesterday morning, when the stock market opened for stock selection, I was frightened by the rioting stocks, and I only dared to aim at it one day.