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Lao Xu's Classic Prose

My colleague Lao Xu has reached retirement age, so it's time to wait for retirement and enjoy life. I don't know why, he still sticks to the front line of production, and he is also struggling with those little boys, which puzzles the little apprentices who are similar to his daughter's age and his old colleagues. No one knows what medicine the gourd wants to buy.

Colleagues who used to be the same age as him, excused themselves and retired early. Only they were dead set on the production line, tepid and innocent. For this reason, some people say that he is obsessed with money, that he is stubborn, and that he will not enjoy retirement.

Lao Xu's work is impeccable. Everyone knows it, even the leaders say so. The bad thing is in his mouth.

Because of this mouth, he also changed several units and suffered a lot. But a leopard cannot change his spots, and he still works here.

Forget about his other past events. Tell me what happened to him at work.

At first, in the production of workshop X, because of his mouth, he not only missed a salary increase opportunity, but was also checked in writing by the team. In informed criticism, Lao Xu, who was in his fifties, was humiliated in front of the workshop staff.

The reason is that rumors have been made out of nothing, saying that a group of migrant workers will be dismissed recently, which has led to the panic of migrant workers and the inability to concentrate on workshop layout, which has seriously affected the production of the unit. After the rumor broke down, Lao Xu not only denied it, but also said that he had heard the exact news of XX to cover up his mistake. The leaders were very angry at Lao Xu's words and Lao Xu's mouth. In view of the fact that Lao Xu is a fellow countryman and a colleague who grew up together, it is not good to come forward to solve it. Instruct the trade union chairman to deal with this matter seriously. Liu He, the chairman of the trade union, used to be a colleague and a good partner who grew up streaking with him. Considering that Lao Xu used to be a growing partner and an old colleague, let him write a check, read a book at the class meeting, perfunctory in the workshop, and talk orally. If it was someone else, let alone that check, it would be ten.

The inspection was written and orally notified, and the leaders and good colleagues persuaded him to give him enough face. Everyone speculated that he would be quiet for a while and would not play any more pranks to raise his salary, because it was impossible to raise his salary. The leader also said that he would never violate the rules and regulations for someone. This sentence was addressed to his old Xu, but he didn't know the point.

To everyone's surprise, this old guy really runs around for promotion. One is to curse the leader for being heartless and take a chicken feather as an arrow. Then he went to the company leader to complain and complain. Seeing that the company leader ignored him, he began to play practical jokes and swear. The leader couldn't work, so he had to be asked out by the security guard on the grounds of obstructing official duties. Unwilling to give up, he is willing to let go easily, and then wants to save the defeat by holding a party and giving gifts. All he needed was second-hand, but the workshop didn't give him a raise in the end. Lao Xu was helpless. The whole person is like a deflated ball.

Lao Xu knew he was indefensible and finally chose to leave. Maybe this is the best ending. ...

Before producing workshop X, Lao Xu stayed in workshop Y for a long time and served as the team leader for a while, but not for a long time. Because in private, he lost the monthly bonus of the workers, and then told the class and workshop leaders about family affairs. After the truth of the lie came out, Lao Xu left like this. ...

It stands to reason that old people generally don't play money-related games with young people easily. Everyone knows that Lao Xu has the problem of joining in the fun, but they are all busy with the elderly and never associate with the young. But when the tie was broken, Lao Xu went to play with young people this time, which was the first time. The game is also very big, which is disguised.

Lao Xu didn't know that someone else had framed him and made him jump. The acquaintances at the scene coaxed him to stop and leave when he was ready. However, Lao Xu is ignorant and insists on playing high and low. As a result, he not only lost his salary, but also lost the bonus of the workers in his class and regretted it. I regret listening to those little rabbits. This is a joke. Obviously, I lost too much. Besides salary, what should I give back to others? When my wife asked, she said that she had lent it to her colleagues. What about the bonus in the class? So much, when can I pay it off? Who wants to borrow so much at once? The more I think about it, the more I get scared. For an instant, Lao Xu only felt anxiety and abnormal chest tightness.

I gambled away my salary and the bonus in my class. Lao Xu kept it a secret from the class staff for a week. Never mention the bonus, and don't explain the ins and outs of the bonus. This is not like some outspoken old Xu. Workers in other classes buy this and that with bonuses, but the bonus of Lao Xu's class goes up instead of down. Anxious workers went to the workshop privately to ask the director about the implementation of the bonus. The workshop leader asked the clerk why the bonus in Lao Xu's class was not distributed slowly, and the clerk was puzzled. Say the bonus has been paid! The leader asked the clerk again, then why didn't Lao Xu send it and the workers found out? The clerk looked at the director with a metal gray face and said that the bonus was taken away by Lao Xu and signed. Then why is the bonus delayed for the workers? The director asked the secretary to call Lao Xu.

Lao Xu, who is working in fear, got a call from the staff, thinking that he wanted the bonus signature form and told the staff that I would hand it in two days later. Who knows the clerk said that the director called him, and Lao Xu walked into the director's office with trepidation. The director looked at Lao Xu sullenly and asked what happened to the bonus. Lao Xu secretly told the leader that there was an emergency at home and misappropriated it. When wages are paid, someone will borrow them and pay them back.

When the leader heard Lao Xu's answer, he was very angry and accused Lao Xu of being confused. That is the hard-earned money of workers, and it is the money to inspire workers' morale and improve workers' cohesion. It's a hot day now, and the workers are so hard. How could you do that? You are also a decades-old worker and a team leader, and you can't understand the hard work of workers. If someone else is a monitor and you are a worker, you will be happy if others squander the bonus used to encourage workers. In addition, you can borrow it from the workshop if you need it urgently at home. Why do you get workers' bonuses? I gave Lao Xu a good scolding and told him to go to work.

When I walked out of the leadership office, my legs were shaking, my palms and forehead were sweaty, and the whole person seemed to collapse.

A few days later, the fact that Lao Xu lost all the bonuses in the class quickly reached the ears of the workshop workers like a gust of wind. Everyone privately criticized Lao Xu for being alone. The workers worked hard for a month, waiting for that bonus. As a result, he was harmonious and used his fart power to squander and be happy. Fortunately, he is the team leader. If he is a director, what can the workers do?

Only the director was kept in the dark, not knowing that Lao Xu had lost his bonus, and no one reflected the truth. Even the workers in Lao Xu's team, even if they know the inside story, will not tell the truth without a bonus. Everyone knows that Lao Xu is the monitor, and he has a little power. As the saying goes, the official level kills people. One thousand that day, because the truth came out, Lao Xu knew that he was suing himself, and then he wouldn't let Lao Xu try hard on himself?

It is often said that there is no windtight wall in the world, and Lao Xu's loss of bonus was finally known by the director. The director always distinguishes between public and private, rewards and punishments are moderate, and he always hates bullying his superiors and deceiving his subordinates. No matter how good the manager is and how deep the friendship is, he will never be soft. Just give Lao Xu a word; "Our temple here is too small to hold a monk as big as you. Go! " In this way, the monitor will be gone, and the bonus owed to the class will have to be paid off one by one, otherwise the transfer formalities will not be handled. In this way, Lao Xu, in the case of human and financial resources are very embarrassed, opened his own unit for many years.

There's no one here, so there's room for someone. Lao Xu, who couldn't get along in the old unit, used his relationship to find a leader many times and stayed in a relatively relaxed laboratory. Besides, he worked for half a day and rested for half a day. It is a position that everyone envies and wants to enter. Lao Xu is also very proud of his interpersonal relationship. I am also very satisfied with the current working environment, thinking that I finally have a place to support the elderly, and I have repeatedly told myself to mind my mouth and not have any more accidents, or I will lose my job. ...

It's true that ordinary people say well and people mind their own business. Chemists are mostly female employees, which is somewhat different from front-line units. In particular, they should pay more attention to proper language and serious work. Don't give people a handle, so as not to let go of God and cause unnecessary misunderstanding. Lao Xu didn't realize this, especially didn't mind his bad mouth.

Lao Xu, who has been in the front line for a long time, is old and experienced, and has been the team leader for several years. He often tells female employees what to do at work, especially his outspoken mouth.

On one occasion, Lao Xu played an excessive joke, which aroused the strong dissatisfaction of the so-called "not to be taunted" laboratory. At first, the two men argued, and then the words "not to be taunted" became more and more outrageous. Lao Xu, who was so insulted, couldn't help pulling his hand away. "Not to be taunted", his mouth was full of blood, and his hand went straight to Lao Xu's face, so the workers could not pull it up. I can't stop crying and want to die. I have to find an unbearable husband-Niu, the head of the human resources department.

Cattle came by car, pushed away the onlookers, looked at the unkempt wife on the ground, gently pulled her up, adjusted her clothes, combed her hair and comforted her. Then I looked at the old Xu who was taken away. He is very elegant and cultured. He walked up to him and asked him, "Are you the Xu who just made a rumor in the first workshop of production, was notified of punishment, didn't get a promotion and salary increase, lost his bonus in the second workshop of production, and was kicked out by his old colleagues?" I've heard a lot about you. It seems that you are very leisurely. At this age, do you still have the energy and time to fight with others? Ok, I'll ask your unit leader to change you to a more relaxed unit tomorrow. "Hearing this, the onlookers first looked at each other, and then turned to deadpan Lao Xu. In an instant, Lao Xu regretted and was ashamed, hoping that there was a crack in the ground.

The next day, I received a notice from the Human Resources Department asking Lao Xu to go through the transfer procedures, and the unit and post were to be determined. ...

As the saying goes, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. Lao Xu, who left the laboratory, spent some time in other units. After hearing about Lao Xu's dirty past, the judicial unit was unwilling to accept Lao Xu. Lao Xu is like a hot potato, with people being transferred and supported. The first person is Lao Xu.

In 2005, our company was in short supply of personnel, and the general factory underwent technical transformation, and wealthy personnel supplemented the support of the short-supply units. Lao Xu came to our company as an assistant. He originally thought that with his age and his disgraceful history, he would leave in a short time, even if he didn't go out and no team was willing to accept him. Later, the supporter returned to his original unit, but saw that he had no intention of leaving. The production director suggested that when he was old and went out to find an easy job, the gangsters would retire. The production unit really doesn't have a job suitable for him. The quota is almost a radish and a pit, and he will regret it later.

Lao Xu didn't listen to everyone's suggestions or the director's kind words, so he stayed in our unit and in the production line.