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Help write a composition praising the group owner.

As a member of this group, we now report our work in the past year as follows:

In this year, we have been deeply rooted in the group, United around the group owners, held high the great banner of the theory of "come whenever you have time, speak whenever you have time, stay whenever you have words, and look at what you have left", and earnestly implemented the principle that "geese leave messages, chickens leave eggs, ducks leave eggs". Carry forward the fearless spirit of "one is not afraid of sore hands, two is not afraid of overtime, three is not afraid of dizziness, and four is not afraid of being dazzled", and take "keeping in touch and harassing frequently" as the first priority to revitalize this group!

Through hard work, we have fundamentally changed the way of "coming here every few days, only coming up when you think about it, not talking when you come, just wandering around and leaving". Adhere to the four principles of "organization, premeditation, assurance and achievement", and insist on being a group friend of "four haves", that is, "leave a message with new ideas, pour water with new ideas, brag with new breakthroughs and wrangle with new situations"!

Redness constantly promotes each other and develops together, thus making our group embark on the great road of sustainable development, and at the same time resolutely implementing seven new concepts in 215:

1. Money is not a problem, but money is the problem.

2. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

3. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female.

4. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

5. When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

6. Like a fly lying on the glass, it has a bright future and no way out.

7. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

Looking back on the past days, although I often surf the Internet and didn't speak actively enough, in order to show my loyalty, I hereby assure the group owner that

the temper of the group owner is our blessing;

the requirement of group owners is our pursuit;

the encouragement of group owners is our motivation;

the idea of group owners is what we do;

the capacity for liquor of group owners is our courage;

the expression of the group owner is our mood;

the hobby of group owners is our hobby;

the owner's intention is our direction;

the owner's little honey is our secret;

the lover of the group owner is our relative.

At the same time, I have to do the following:

1. The group owner didn't come, so I'll come first to see who is sitting on the rostrum;

2. The group leader didn't talk, so I'll talk first to see if the microphone rings.

3. When the group leader speaks, I applaud, which makes the following sound;

4. I'll taste the food first to see if it's cold.

5. When the group owner drinks, I will block it and swear to give my life to the group;

6. The owner sleeps, I stand guard, and I don't care who I sleep with.