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Emotional chicken soup personality said, I fucked you at will

1, whose loneliness covers me. Whose dress is this? Cover my shoulders.

I like to stay up late every day. When I am sleepy, I can fall asleep immediately without thinking about it.

I locked the door of my heart and then lost my key with all my strength.

Only rich people can be called single. Are you called single? You are called single.

5, you remember, chaotic heartbeat, butterflies have nowhere to go, strong toast, no one loves.

6, you don't understand me, I don't blame you, because no one is who.

7. Every time I fall in love, I pass by and scrape my clothes.

8. In fact, narcissists are smart, because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.

9. I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.

10, I like your silence. Not disturbing is my best gentleness to you.

1 1. Teacher, I met a robber and my homework was robbed.

12, I am very serious and sad about some things you said casually.

13, blocking all your messages, but not this heart.

14, we always perfunctory, and then always say sorry.

15, the lost possession is not what it used to be.

16, who scattered cigarettes, who scattered vertical and horizontal ties.

17, it is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to give up the person you love.

18, the biggest lie in the world is: "lend me a napkin", saying that it is borrowed, but no one has returned it.

19, I like you for no reason. I don't like anything about you

20. We read the world wrong, but say it has deceived us.

2 1, missing, sometimes just one step away from being mean.

22, between us, the feelings are weak, wandering between lovers and friends, confused.

23. The murderer lost the murder weapon, just like Cinderella lost her glass shoes.

24. I always believed that when you appeared, I knew it was you.

25. No matter how many choices there are, there is actually only one ending.

26. Be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.

27. Quietly wait for the ups and downs of reality. My world is not short of people. I never need anyone to come into my life.

28. I still have your picture until now. It's okay. Take a look! Then sighed; What a good baby! no

29. Who said that time can dilute everything, but there is nothing I can do.

30. Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.

3 1, free and easy to see, are all helpless after heartbreak.

One day that person comes into your life, and you will understand that true love is always worth waiting for.

33. My heart is tired to a certain extent, and I have no strength to be angry and argue.

34. I couldn't help feeling sad, so I gradually learned to hide.

35. The so-called eternal love, from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

37. Women always like a room with a view, but for men, the view is in their hearts.

38. Sometimes, I want to see through your thoughts. But I'm afraid I can't accept it,

39. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

40. I think someone can reply to my message faster than 10086.

4 1, love is so frustrating that it seems to be forgotten as soon as I turn around.

42, the stomach is not blowing, Fiona Fang said, is full.

I like school, but I just don't like class.

44. What if I had you and lost the whole world? What if I lose you and have the whole world?

45. The yellow diary in the drawer has dried up the memory. That smile is summer.

46. Take a camera and pat it aimlessly, just to catch your back.

47. The way raindrops slide off the glass is traceable.

48. In the air filled with cigarettes, without your breath, tears wet the pillow, and you can't find the initial temperature.

49, one day, time stopped, only to find that the heart is free and happy.

50. As long as the heartbeat is instantaneous, the heartbreak is only instantaneous.

Non-mainstream space personality, I like you, you are free, so I will continue.

1. When two people are together, they are most afraid that both sides will say that they are tired, and that one side will say that you have changed.

2. Never explain, people who know you don't need it; People who don't understand you don't deserve it

A person who really loves you will still accompany you when you have nothing.

4. Happiness is actually very simple, and some people love to look forward to it.

If you leave me, I will leave, just like you said, it is impossible to arrive forever.

6. You can still drink when the water is cold, and even your smile looks lonely when your heart is cold.

7. People are tired when they are alive, so they are called people.

8. Sometimes you know the answer clearly, but you still have to ask why.

9. You should love someone who won't give up on you anyway.

10. Some scars are like a big fire, which scorches the soul and is difficult to recover.

1 1. If you don't touch it, you seem to forget it, but fear lives in your mind.

12. I want to look lighter, lighter, until I can't see it.

13. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

14. Knowing the world without knowing it is the kindest maturity.

15. Falling in love is like peeling an onion. The first floor will make you cry.

16. There is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, which is called self-love.

17. Will there be such a person who reads all my pages silently?

18. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

19. My heart is as deep as a teenager hiding in the sea. The teenager is drowned by love and drifting.

20.? Only a few good friends, no roll call. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved by you.

2 1. I am very grateful to be friends with you at my simplest age and grow up together. You finally taught me the same thing.

22.? My pain is mine, not yours.

23. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

24. I want to continue reading, because I took one more look.

25. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

Just talk about personality.

First, the alma mater is: decorate as soon as you leave!

2. Fate made me meet you, feel you, time made me fall in love with you, missing you made me remember you, and heartache reminded me of you.

Three, I let you go, you go, don't look back, don't worry about my heartache, find your sky.

What's the big deal about Chinese Americans? I am a beautiful woman in China.

Five, the most considerate thing for you is shoes, don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

6. I often lose more than the hourglass of youth and love. I remember that the hourglass of time we forgot is upside down. The pain of life is experienced again and again.

If loving you can make you happy, then I love you.

Eight, you were so sure of what you said, but now you forget yourself.

Nine, let bygones be bygones. Flowers bloom on the other side, but we can't see each other.

The body is ice, but the heart is beating.

1 1. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

Opportunity is like a rapidly rotating door. When it's your turn, you must squeeze in quickly.

Thirteen, don't take advantage of good relationships, you should be unscrupulous to the people around you, regardless of family, friendship and love.

It's not that I don't have a temper, but that I dare not have a temper, because no one will be embarrassed.

15. Envy the love in the 1970s and 1980s. A paper umbrella and some love letters are not straightforward enough. Polite speech can hold hands shyly, and once we meet, we can grow old together.

Sixteen, remember you at the beginning, I don't want to go. Hurt me now, I can't keep you.

Seventeen, is there such a person, you have repeatedly said that you want to give up, but after all, you still can't bear it. Overextension of personalized signature

Eighteen, everyone's personality, there are some unacceptable parts, no matter how beautiful people are. So don't criticize others, and don't blame yourself.

Nineteen, these days, there are not twenty or thirty papers in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

Twenty, success is to get what you seek, and happiness is to be satisfied with what you have; Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

All good men have boyfriends.

Twenty-two, if memory is a square city, then, for you, I am willing to draw a prison and trap myself in it.

23. I am guarding my hell, and you believe in your God.

24. A person is born and dies, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way. You can live without love and famous brands, but you can't live without happiness.

Twenty-five, dreams do not hide worries, wine is difficult to shed tears, and worries come to avoid it. The incense of Hui Lu curled up the heartbroken line, and the soul of money swayed in the lantern.

When I say I want to be with you forever, I hope it will be forever from now on.

Twenty-seven, we are always harsh on the people we love, but we take care of other people's emotions.

28. If you can still feel heartache, there is still hope. If you don't even feel heartache, then there is really nothing.

All the people you hate are just reminding you not to be that person.

30. Please tell the prince that I am still on a difficult road, and there are snow-capped mountains that have not crossed the river, dragons that have not been killed, and handsome men that have not been soaked. Tell him to go back to sleep

Your words hurt not only my heart, but my life!

Thirty-two, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

What can be cultivated slowly is not feelings but habits.

Of all the relationships you want to cherish, it is good to have a clear conscience.

35 seconds is the warmest skill in the world.

Sunshine wiped away my tears of missing you. ...

I am lovelorn. How could you lose me?

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

Fireworks are easy to be cold, people are easy to be separated, and you can't wait for me to ask.

When you can't have it, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

Some destinies are doomed to be lost, and some destinies are doomed to have no good results.

You don't have to have someone to love, but if you have someone, you must love him and don't give up easily, otherwise you will be sorry for yourself.

One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

Why pretend to be sad when it is obvious that you did something wrong?

Don't touch me if you don't love me.

Come here!

What? Give me a kiss.

How dare you!

I'll kiss you if you don't pay me back!

The development of many things is doomed to end. Enjoy the wonderful process. When passing by, learn to forget, laugh loudly, cry boldly, look up, and there is a bright sunshine. I believe time can change everything! Don't let yourself cry easily.

If you treat my feelings as a game, I can't afford to play and I can't afford to lose.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Fools are all the same, and they can't escape sadness.

Because I have a dream in my heart, I am willing to wander.

Some people say that the left shoelace is loose, which means I miss you, and the right shoelace is loose, which means you miss me. I tied my left shoelace tightly and my right shoelace was loose, but my left shoelace was still loose!

And I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

Someone really wants to see you today. I thought it was great, so I gave her your mobile phone number! She should come to see you tomorrow. Remember to keep her with you as much as possible. I want her to accompany you for life. Her name is happiness!

Fish cannot live without water, and water cannot live without fish. Fish is so attached to water, but water never cares about fish. The fish cries for the indifference of water, and the fish knows that he will never occupy the most important position in the mind of water. ...

There is no distance between us, between heart and heart.

Injured, scarred, and finally left a mark.

You will think of me inadvertently in the future. Please don't forget that I once loved you deeply. ...

Sunshine wiped away my tears of missing you. ...

Can tiptoe be closer to happiness?

I forced myself to forget you until I fell in love with you. I can't control everything.

Perhaps silence is the best comfort, perhaps memory is the best ending.

I exchange all my fruits for your smile.

Accustomed to discomfort, accustomed to missing, accustomed to waiting for you, but never accustomed to not seeing you. ...