Funny sentences rolled up by students.

1. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

2. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study program, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

3. Today I am proud of the inner volume, and tomorrow I will be proud of myself!

4. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will fall into it, only please yourself.

If you are not good at something, don't be good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

6. You can learn secretly. Now I'm going to stay up late to drink coke and eat snacks, die early, and reincarnate in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

7. Before I had time to intervene, I started my own mental internal friction.

8. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

9. When everyone is involved in the exam, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

10. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

1 1. There is a saying on the Internet that the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary did not seem to rise.

12. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

13. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

14. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.

15. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

16. Never cultivate good fruit in your life, love to struggle and love involution.

17. Not fighting myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

18. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

19. You wear headphones to listen to songs when you draw. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

20. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

Confusion behavior of antithetical funny sentences

1. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

2. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and kill their bald princess.

I hope everyone with a firm goal can be fearless and confident in the future!

The concert will start to grab tickets. I secretly practiced hand speed in the middle of the night and rolled them to death.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

7. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 master per capita", but the salary did not seem to rise.

8. My roommates are all asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than my friend.

9. Entries are systematic mistakes, and efforts are personal choices.

10. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

1 1. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

12. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

13. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

14. Everyone is paddling for fish. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

15. In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

16. My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit more smoothly than them, which killed them.

17. I'm a piece of paper in the pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. We don't want a better life.

18. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

19. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.

20. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

Send the funny sentences in the inner volume to friends.

1. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

2. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master", but the salary did not seem to rise.

My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

4. The development of the track will be "natural" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

5. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

7. Pretend to play games while driving timi. In fact, while the mobile phone is on, it is endorsed, secretly recited and rolled to death.

8. Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

9. It's hard to find someone now. My beautiful roommate and I digested them internally and rolled them to death.

10. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

1 1. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They were fat together and I was thin alone, which killed them.

12. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

13. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.

14. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

15. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

16. Wang Juan started the war, but nothing grew.

17. Did you write today?

18. Let's get better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

19. My roommates are asleep. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

20. As long as you can't die, roll into the dead.

Classic funny quotation "Inner Volume"

1. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

2. The development of the track will be "natural" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

3. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up garbage, had more money than them and killed them.

5. First place in the dormitory!

6. roommates are playing lol, and I secretly review and roll them to death.

7. As long as you are not dead, you will be dead.

8. They are all studying. I secretly sleep to make my body better than them and roll them to death.

9. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

10. I'm a cabbage, killing other people's hearts, but I'm a cabbage.

1 1. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

12. involution is a systematic error, and hard work is a personal choice.

13. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

14. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

15. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

16. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

17. A person who rolls in the middle is a master.

18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

19. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face to grab the small one.

20. You can go up. I want to lie down.

Funny sentences about postgraduate entrance examination in university dormitory

1. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

I don't sleep, I study and I die.

I am like a bug on a cabbage. My classmates roll and I climb by myself.

As long as you don't die, you will die.

6. Everyone was paddling for fish, and I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

7. Invite roommates to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

8. You study, you get out, and now I start to stay up late drinking coke, playing games and watching dramas, dying early, and being reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

9. It's not that I don't participate. I really don't want to learn.

10. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

1 1. My roommates are all asleep, so I'm going to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

12. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

13. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

14. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

15. Did you write today?

16. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

17. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeatedly output at a low level, and start to wander.

18. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory, and then secretly roll to death.

19. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

20. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face and grab the small one.