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Non-mainstream personality: saying classic short sentences is more touching than saying them.
Second, count how many people have said they love me, and then count how many people have really been with me for a long time. It's not childhood anymore. Today, I understand that I shouldn't use my mouth to say that I have no basis for true love.
Third, it is better to remember me or just me.
Fourth, mistress, thank you for taking away the man I don't love; Xiao Si, thank you for your revenge.
He is fine, but he is not suitable for me like this.
Eason Chan taught us to sing Long Time No See, but we didn't know that we hadn't seen each other for a long time.
Seven, the people who are most sorry for living up to now are mom and dad.
An upright person is open and poised, while a narrow-minded person is anxious and worried. Confucius
9. Good temper is the best clothes a person can wear in social activities. playboy
Ten, you love her, have you ever loved me, but you can see my fragility. In your eyes, she is a porcelain doll and I am the queen.
1 1. If your child flinches, it is because of your contempt and blow.
If your child likes to complain about everything, it's because you are always finding fault with him.
Thirteen, I don't like it. I just don't like it. Why do you have to tie me to you?
Fourteen, a scholar, a bald old friend, went through three customs, and there was nowhere to meet a glass of wine.
Fifteen, holding hands with thick love letters is only one step away from giving you! But in the end, I still lack the courage to give it to you!
Sixteen, radish out of the ground, the doctor has no business.
You told me to wait where I was, and I obeyed. When I turned around, you had already run away.
Eighteen, there will always be a person who will treat you unconditionally, and that person is the one who likes you.
Nineteen, some people think that everything is outspoken, they are being themselves and living freely. In fact, such people are the most annoying. It is often this so-called true temperament person who can't afford to make jokes and is most likely to get angry because of being teased, because low emotional intelligence is often accompanied by low generosity, because it is difficult for them to digest other people's jokes, but they still feel like children, and others have to let them everywhere.
I always like to look at you from a distance. I can see at a glance that you can't open your eyes, but I lowered my head.
2 1. The person who criticizes you is your enemy today and your friend tomorrow. Those who flatter you are your friends today and your enemies tomorrow.
Twenty-two, thousands of health, psychological balance is the key. Strong and healthy, psychological balance is the real classic.
Twenty-three, you said you didn't want to plant flowers, because you were afraid that flowers would wither, so you avoided everything from the beginning.
Don't let sweaty parents cry.
No matter how far you go, please don't forget why you started.
I wish you all the best, even if it has nothing to do with me in the future.
There is a kind of love called falling in love with you.
Twenty-eight, don't abuse and punish children.
Twenty-nine, you can't stop drinking water because the drinking cup is broken, can you?
Thirty, it is good for a girl to be a warm man, which is good for all girls. It's called a hot dog
I used to love you, but it's all over. I'm not tired, I just feel wasted.
Thirty-two years old, I have experienced the life of a lover, but I am not as good as a single life.
33. I hope my departure will be cherished by you.
South: I want to say that you are actually very kind and blame me for being so bad.
Thirty-five, it doesn't hurt to try, and it doesn't hurt to ask. People who are good at asking questions are knowledgeable.
How much does a beautiful night contain? Why does a good night include? How much does a beautiful night contain? How much do you care about a good night? How much does a bad night contain? I will wait for you.
Love is not spoken, but the love given silently is more touching.
She didn't expect to meet such a powerful mother-in-law. I have never given her a good look since I got married, and I speak ill of her every day. She only has Lacrimosa.
Others advised her that your mother-in-law was full of malice. She retired and was idle. If you have a big fat boy, she won't be able to get angry with you.
After several years of marriage, her stomach never bulged. Mother-in-law's words are getting worse and worse: raising a chicken will lay eggs, but marrying a daughter-in-law will not give birth to children. Might as well keep a hen. He advised his mother: Mom, what are you talking about? We have a busy career and don't want to have children for the time being. His mother said, it's almost thirty years old, when are you still busy!
It's not that they don't want to have children. They really want to have a baby, but for some reason, she just can't get pregnant. After the age of 30, you can't use the excuse that you are busy with your career and don't want to be born. His mother snorted and said, go to a big hospital for a check-up, especially if there is any problem! His mother didn't say who she suspected was ill. She knew that she must have suspected that she was ill.
She also has some doubts about her illness. He is strong and doesn't look like anything happened.
The result of the exam was unexpected. It turned out that he was ill. She cried the moment she learned the result. Over the years, how much injustice she has suffered, she pounded his back hard: it's all your fault, and your mother scolded me. She didn't say anything ugly!
He said nothing and wept silently.
When she got home, she first pushed open the door and went in. Her mother-in-law said, why are you so sad? Who owes you, 200 yuan? Oh, I see. Did you find yourself sick?
She usually feels inferior in front of her mother-in-law, because she suspects that infertility is her reason. Her mother-in-law never dares to answer her harsh words. At this time, she said loudly: Who is sick, you are sick! With that, he slammed the door and went into the bedroom.
The mother-in-law stood there and asked the son who came in behind: What's the matter?
He said, mom, I found it. This is my fault.
His mother still doesn't believe me. Let him show me the test results. He said, you don't understand either. His mother said, I'll find someone who understands. He said: Is this a good thing? And let others know! I tore it up and threw it in the hospital toilet. His mother sobbed and cried, saying that no matter how much money she spent, she would treat him. He said that doctors said there was no rule of law in the world for this disease.
However, his mother is not reconciled. When she found a place to treat the infertile old Chinese doctor, she went to get him medicine. After drinking bitter medicine juice bowl by bowl, her stomach didn't swell. My mother-in-law finally gave up.
She once wanted a divorce. Tell him. He said he didn't agree with anything. He said, I have this problem. No one will marry me. How could you have the heart to leave me Why don't we adopt a child? She has feelings for him, and she really wants to leave. She doesn't want to say that divorce is angry words.
They adopted a boy and their mother-in-law took care of them very hard. There was a 180 degree turn in her attitude. Every day after work, my mother-in-law will go forward to be caring and attentive. She was ill, and her mother-in-law brought tea and water. Slowly, her hatred for her mother-in-law melted.
The son is very clever, and the family of three is harmonious. She sometimes thinks it's good, too. If the husband is not infertile, the mother-in-law must still be the original bad temper. In that case, it will be difficult for her to choose, divorce, she will not leave him, and she can't stand her mother-in-law's smelly temper.
Many years later, my son went to college and my mother-in-law died.
One day, she tidied up the cupboard and found several yellowed lists in an old folder. When she looked at them, her face changed. She took them to ask him. He said, yes, I lied and found out it was your problem.
She was surprised and asked him why. He said, my mother knows that you are infertile and will definitely force me to divorce you. I don't want to be apart from you.
She asked him, why didn't you tell me?
He said: you are proud in front of my mother, but you think I am the one who can't have children. If I tell you the truth, you will lose confidence. A smart person like my mother will see the flaw. I drank bowls and bowls of medicine juice, just pretending that it was really me who was sick.
I see!
She couldn't say anything, so she threw herself into his arms and burst into tears. Love is not spoken, but the love given silently is more touching!
On non-mainstream personality classics
1. When I miss you, will you miss me?
In fact, if you like someone, you give him the right to hurt you.
I prefer to believe that I am unforgettable.
I love you without any purpose. Just love you.
5, some feelings, we always can't say, some love, we always can't get it.
6. For us now, even a greeting is extravagant.
7. I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone.
8. Letting go is not an excuse for not loving. Holding hands is eternal.
9. My love for you never stopped, but I never let others know.
10, there is no need to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about me.
1 1. Love songs are like games. Every sentence is being played, but it is too empty.
12, dazzling white, let me understand what pure harm is.
13, the past and the past are just sad memories.
14, I'm sorry, I lost all my memories about you.
15, once the memory, blank so thoroughly.
16, it's a bit bitter to go that way alone.
17, how many days and nights, say you are sad.
18, I always feel that the pain is so real that it makes people feel a little numb.
19, sleepy, tired, hurt, barely smiling, telling sadness.
20. When you love someone too much, he won't love you very much.
2 1, a moment of confusion, a lifetime of mistakes, a lifetime of guilt.
22. Forgetting you is the hardest thing in the world.
23. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance.
24. If you can't be nice to me all your life, please don't be nice to me.
25. If you have love, don't be ambiguous.
26. Life is like boiled water, and the taste lies in how you treat it.
27. People suffer because they pursue the wrong things.
28. When loving you has become a habit, the rest has long been forgotten.
29. Too many ifs prove the fact that we can't go back.
30. If there were no ifs, would everything be the same?
3 1. Honesty will always bring you success, but it may be at the next stop.
32. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.
33. It is good for a person to have love, but it can't be explained if it is just selfish love.
34, gradually understand, in fact, a person is quite good.
35. In this world, love always kills love, and hate always covers it up.
Talk about non-mainstream personality
1, I just like you so much that it scares me. Thank you for letting me grow up, but in different ways.
Why did you come into my world and disturb everything?
You are my happy memory, and I am your forgotten past.
You should always smile at me. I like watching you laugh.
6. Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.
7. The most extravagant person in the world also wants to be with you.
8. I still miss you, but my love for me has disappeared.
9. True love is to cherish it when you can love it.
10, only blame the original is too simple, you cheated the most true feelings.
1 1, don't worry about love, the sky is neither barren nor old, it's still early.
12, click on your chat window, but don't know what to say.
13, so persistent love you, out of love or unwilling?
14, even if it is dazzling, it can't replace the warmth you gave.
15, alienated people, sometimes not annoying, may be too fond.
16, watch the fans die behind, turn your head and scare away millions of heroes!
17, my heart is not a bus, I can sit down if there is a vacancy.
18, I left you not because I don't love you, but because you don't know how to cherish it.
19, I won't contact you, and you won't contact me.
20. You haven't given me a stable heart, how can I dare to travel alone?
2 1. People who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.
22, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water flowing. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.
23, snuggle up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.
24. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.
25. The once-flourishing event may be just a dream of Conan, but it will eventually disappear without a trace.
26. Perhaps happiness is not only about having, but giving up perfection is the real happiness.
27, obsessed with that, just because you said it, so I firmly believe.
28. There is no cycle in life, it is destiny takes a hand, just like an all-night carnival.
29. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.
30. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.
3 1, maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you know, I am moved by you.
32. I never thought that one day: you would hold someone's hand and forget me.
33. My love has broken my clique, and I can't fly continuously in the wind.
34. Even if you work hard, you can only succeed by yourself, and you can only work hard by yourself.
35. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!
Give me a hard time, and I'll make you worse than myself.
37. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.
I often tell myself not to hang from a tree and not to get lost in the forest.
39. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.
40. Trust me. Why is it so hard for you to trust me? It's rare that I want to self-destruct.
4 1, girls casually say nothing, but they don't know how much helplessness and bitterness are hidden behind them.
42. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.
43. I can't guess. I can't guess the good or bad of your recent silence. Being together is more lonely than being apart.
44. The so-called friend is nothing more than either you put me together or I put you together.
45. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?
46. Do you really like someone, and everything he says can affect your mood?
47. Don't worry too much about the vague future, but strive for the clear present.
48. It's not for grandstanding. I don't have a girlfriend for example or a boyfriend for betrayal. I'm fine.
49. Loneliness is that looking up at the sky, the sky is empty. Look around, but there is no you.
50. The wound you gave turned into a scar. Why tear it apart and let it bleed?
5 1, sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.
Thank you for teaching me how to love. Unfortunately, you just don't love me.
53. Accepting reality is the first step to overcome any misfortune; Only by facing the reality can you surpass it.
54, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
When you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him.
56. The true meaning of life lies in forgiveness and forgetting. Forgive those who deserve it and forget those who don't.
57. You said you would walk the road of the future together. As a result, you quit halfway and left me alone.
58. Seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.
59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.
60. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go. .
6 1, when I miss you, it is sweet. When I cry, I miss your fragrance, hold me and give my heart sustenance.
62. There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
63. The world is too big and I am too small. I am afraid that love didn't find me and missed me.
64. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.
65. In fact, many children leave their mobile phones on the street, not because they want to play more, but to cover up their embarrassment of being unaccompanied.
66. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial women not only make women hate, but also make men hate.
No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you
If a person can't learn to forget, it will be a very painful thing. Stop worrying about yourself and forget the painful things!
69. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.
70. Everyone has a past. To relive the past is not to miss the past, but to learn how to face new people and new things in nostalgia.
7 1, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.
72. Not every girl can experience so much deception and exaggeration as Hepburn in Breakfast at Fantini. Looking back, someone still loves her.
73. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile shakes and shakes, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky. Look at the snow and the shadows of the season.
74. Every girl is not a lofty person, but to give her life to a man, this action really needs careful consideration. Look at people, but also at the heart.
75. It snowed like a mat all night, just like my lingering heart, thinking of you. Lonely in both places, I miss you so much. Pure love gives you the real you. Love letters are like snow: life has you.
Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!
77. When I first met you, my heart was like boiled red wine, with a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.
78. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.
79. Remember, a lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.
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