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Talk about freezing hands and feet

1. The recent weather is like a sex maniac, freezing my hands and feet. And this road always lacks human touch. Walking, I feel homesick, the home with my parents.

2. Poor people who have cold hands and feet.

3. Have a nice Christmas. . . It's quite cold. It's cold and cold, and my hands and feet are frozen and my face is frozen. I hope I don't freeze my brain. After all, there is so much water.

4. Winter is a hooligan, freezing his hands and feet every day.

5. Dear winter, please don't freeze my hands and feet for my friends.

6. I have experienced freezing my hands and feet in the north. Unfortunately, I haven't had time to eat many delicious foods.

7. I will freeze my ears if I don't eat jiaozi on the winter solstice. However, I not only freeze my ears, but also freeze my hands and feet. Is it too late to regret now?

9. It turns out that the weather is cold, not only freezing hands and feet, but also freezing brains

1. Want to get warmer! !

11. Have a cup of cinnamon-flavored Christmas coffee on this freezing day!

12. In winter when your hands and feet are frozen, you should be surrounded by warm things.

13. When the cold winter comes, just like playing hooligans, you always freeze your hands and feet. It's the winter solstice, so keep warm!

14. Clouds crept all over the sky at night, like a thick quilt, so it was still warm this morning. I won't be frozen on my way to work!

15. In winter, my hands and feet are frozen, and my mourning mood is wrapped in cold air and condensed into pieces, even my breathing is painful.

16. It's not easy to eat jiaozi. At least it's a holiday. Don't freeze your hands, feet and ears by yourself.

17. Please don't freeze your hands and feet for me in 218.

18. Winter is the time to freeze your hands and feet.

19. Today is the winter solstice. When I was a child, I said it was the coldest day. I wouldn't freeze my hands and feet when I ate jiaozi this day.

2. Going to bed every day to follow up with icehouse, my hands and feet are frozen, just like sleeping in the open air.

21. On the night of winter, my hands and feet are frozen, and my frostbitten hands hold a frozen pen, which makes me feel inexplicably sad. . .

22. What kind of bed can't be solved by a hot water bottle? If one is not enough, then two.

23. On the winter solstice, be careful to keep warm, and don't freeze your hands and feet. Aha (

24. Winter is the most rogue. You always like to freeze your hands, feet, face and ears.

25. When I was a child, there would be heavy snow all over the sky in winter, sparkling ice slides, frozen hands, feet and ears, and countless laughter.

26. I didn't treat you well in the past autumn.

27. I didn't go back to China for the winter last year. It really feels like northerners have returned to the south to freeze their hands and feet.

28. How cold is it here? I'm freezing my hands and feet

3. Actually, you don't have to give me flowers, because I know that you are also freezing your hands now, and I feel sorry for you

31. The weather is like a pervert, freezing your hands and feet.

32. It is a pleasure to be needed by friends in the season of freezing hands and feet.

33. If the weather is going to change, please don't freeze your hands and feet.

34. People who are afraid of cold like me should stay at home all winter, freezing their hands and feet and freezing their ears.

35. This reminds me of the night when I forgot to plug in my electric mattress to freeze my hands and feet.