Time is like a butcher's knife, what's the next sentence?

The next humorous answer to "Time is a butcher's knife" is:

1. Time is like a butcher's knife, which makes people grow old.

2. Time is like a butcher's knife, which encourages people to gain weight. Age is a ruthless sword that forces your wrinkles to show.

3. Time is like a butcher's knife, making people grow old with each cut.

4. Time is like a butcher's knife. It kills you but smiles in my heart!

5. Time is a butcher's knife, and knowledge is a razor.

6. Time is a butcher's knife, and I am that pig. 7. Time is like a butcher's knife. This is true for handsome people. For those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

8. Time is like a butcher's knife, sharpening the knife toward the hair, the hairline keeps going back, and the baldness keeps moving forward.