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Classic lines of gun king

1. Louis Koo: Actually, there is not much time in life, so we should consider and analyze it. Whether it's investing or saving lives, you should do it without hesitation. Second, lawyers: the basic spirit of human law-making is to protect life and property. If you stick to the provisions and forget that the law is people-oriented, then the law will lose its original meaning. Louis Koo: We have stocks, foreign exchange, futures and bonds, all of which are different. Daniel Wu: Oh. Like doctors, it is divided into internal medicine and surgery! (Inheritance) What about you? Louis Koo: (speechless): It's hard to explain to you. Daniel Wu: (firmly): To put it simply, I can understand. Louis Koo: In short, guests give us their money, and we invest it. Daniel Wu: If you earn it, you will get a commission? Louis Koo: We will charge the handling fee first. Daniel Wu: (very much) Wow, that's much better than gambling! Aren't you a professional gambler? Bao earned it? Louis Koo: (Answer calmly) I won't write the money I earned in the contract, but I haven't lost since 2002. Daniel Wu: (eyes shining) Then I'll invest a little! Louis Koo: (pointing to the distance) One million dollars will start there. Daniel Wu: (a little disappointed, still holding a little thought) So what? Louis Koo: I have 30 million yuan, VIP upstairs, 1 100 million yuan. Daniel Wu: (I don't know. Mute. Stand still. ) "Gun King" stills (20 photos) Fourth, Wang Minde: What hard goods are there? Louis Koo: My clients, some bearer securities, are eager to cash in. Wang Minde: What about the cash car? Louis Koo: Gao said you wouldn't ask the source. Wang Minde: This shipment is too ostentatious. You may not be able to sell it for years in your hands. High risk and high cost. What's the difference between holding a reminder and holding it? Louis Koo: Forty percent! Thirty! .20! The bottom line is 17: 05, you don't want me to burn him right away! Wang Minde: Hehe, deal! 5. Louis Koo: Bonds are so thin, how easy it is to hide! Now so many dollars (looking at a car full of serial numbers), where to put it? Du Wenze: Under the bed, you can kill time in the vegetable market! Daniel Wu: Why can't I beat you? Louis Koo: Because-you don't even know your own instincts! Daniel Wu: I know that love can blind people, but you won't lose your sense of smell, will you? Daniel Wu: A girl fell in love with a boy at her father's funeral. A month later, the girl's sister was murdered, and the murderer was actually the girl. Why did she kill her sister? Louis Koo: Only at another funeral can I see the boy again. Lawyer: How many years have you been playing with guns? Louis Koo: Five years. Lawyer: Why do you like playing with guns? Louis Koo: Because this is very similar to my job, I need high attention and calm judgment. Lawyer: Then why not play golf? You can also play golf! X Daniel Wu: He was so lucky that he was finally knocked three times. Fang Zhongxin: What do you think of playing golf? A hole in one is lucky! It is not your hand that plays triple time. (Pointing at your head) Lean here!