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What to say humorously if I lose my ID card?

This humorous statement is as follows:

1. I lost my ID card, and now I can only look at myself on the WeChat avatar to confirm my identity.

2. I lost my ID card and now I become an internet celebrity wherever I go. I just throw away my mobile phone, cash and cards and just wait for others to take pictures and post them on Moments.

3. Personally, I think it’s normal to lose your ID card. After all, the picture is ugly.

4. I couldn’t find my ID card, so I had no choice but to leave my artistic talent at the police station.