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Say a short sentence with a trembling voice and be happy.

1. Be a carefree foodie, and be an idle foodie.

2. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm already wrong.

3. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

4. Do you meet someone? The kind that breaks up and cuts your wrist.

5. I want to give a bad review to the mother of the future object. The delivery is too slow and I haven't received the person yet.

6. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow!

7. Don't treat love as a game, or I will kill you.

8. I really want to fall in love, but I am afraid of being married.

9. I have successfully added you as my friend. Now let's start silence together.

1. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the number of pretending is getting less and less.

11. Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car.

12. All things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can accompany you to eat more.

13. You can see a woman's manly side because she doesn't like you at all.

14. That sweet smile, like a cool spring, flows through my heart. Joy flooded into my heart, and my heart seemed to ripple in the spring water. That heart is too happy to hold the honey-like joy.

15. Actually, I want to run all the way, jump on you and kiss you.

16. When a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.

17. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth and the ends of the earth, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is teaching himself the eighth chapter, and I am reading the catalogue!

18. There are 1 ways to be sweet, including eating sugar, cake and thinking of you 98 times a day.