Funny non-mainstream happy theory

1, life has never died since ancient times, and mid-term exams are afraid of hammers.

2, humble surface, cover up the inner metamorphosis.

3. My fair lady walked in front, her long hair was so gentle, and she suddenly turned around ~ Wow! How ugly!

4. It is not a good employee who doesn't want a raise, nor is it a good employee who always wants a raise.

5. Looking back suddenly, you haven't left.

6. Friend, please make me happy if you are unhappy.

7. If you make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

8, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

9. I'm going to get a haircut, and my neck is twisted.

10, yes, how famous you are. You've made so many movies, and now they're not allowed to broadcast them.

1 1. If a man is reliable, I will fucking kneel down and sing conquest.

12, when people started to look at money, I had already looked at it.

13, a flower that giggles at the sun: sunflower.

14, when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

15, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.

16, you scold, you continue to scold, and tell me when you've scolded enough. I'll go to bed first.

17, small ideal: a house facing the sea, with spring flowers and 4M broadband, which can be ordered for take-out, delivered by express delivery and no mortgage.

18, if only the apple tree could make an iPhone.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

20, these days, no matter Sohu or sogou, cats can't understand.

2 1, a buddy told me that he gives out bottles every day. It's all "one more bottle"

22. Here we are. It may not be Altman, but the Monkey King.

Asking you to hand in your homework is like pinching your meat.

24. What are you doing with the boy and the girl behind you?

25. We in China spit and drowned the Japanese.

26, baby, I won't get you, forget it, get you and let you call mom.

27. An eighteen-year-old lady has one flower, two flowers or three flowers.

28. Who says women love money? Women love not money, but Grandpa Mao.

29, don't give me the glad eye, your strength is not enough.