Ask for funny passages in One Piece.

1. Luffy and Sauron just went out to sea and were hungry. Luffy pointed to a bird in the sky and said, Let's eat that bird. (Rubber ~ ~ rushed into the sky) ~~

The next second, Luffy's head was caught in the mouth of a big bird: Help! Help! .....

sauron (rowing desperately): idiot! ! ! What the hell? ! ! ! ! !

2. Luffy vs. Bucky. Luffy can't compete with the fragmented Bucky, and Bucky gloated and showed his ability again. But when he recovered ...

Bucky: Huh? ! ! ! ! (Nami stole his body and became a little Bucky)

This scene is hilarious ~~

3. On a dark night in the month, Sauron confronted Guina.

Guina won the nth time (I forgot how many times), but she burst into tears and said with great hatred, "Sauron is so nice, it's a boy …" This scene is really not very funny, but it witnessed a cool brother's childhood innocence ... (I haven't blushed since I grew up, and this moment is really precious ~ ~)

4. The sea restaurant

Luffy is doing odd jobs, and Sauron, Nami and Wu Suopu are enjoying a wonderful meal.

Luffy felt very balanced about this differential treatment, so he bounced his booger into Sauron's water.

Sauron was just about to drink it. At this critical moment, when everyone was sweating because Brother Cool was going to make a fool of himself ...

Sauron (slamming Luffy): Drink it yourself! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

5. Cocosia village

Solon: ... nobody ... (in short, Nami is nobody)

Shan Zhi (furious): What did you say? ! ! ! ! Nami's breasts are small! ! ! !

Soron (Khan): That's all you can think about ... as you speak, you draw a knife to meet Shan Zhi's flying leg.

It's time to be funnier: Wu Suopu just arrived and got caught between the knife and the leg ... (It turned into a hamburger, poor victim)

Sauron: Wu Suopu? Not dead?

Shan Zhi: ... no, almost ...

6. Luffy: I can't use the sword, draw charts, cook or cheat ...

Wu Suopu: Hey!

I was very touched at first, but I couldn't help jerking when I heard the last sentence

7. Nami, Wei Wei and Sauron were trapped by the candle holder of MR3.

Sauron (knife pointing to the sky, a cool shape)

Nami: Do something quickly! Why do you do this?

sauron: I was thinking, since it's going to be made into a candle doll, let's put on a cool pose.

(Sweating violently ... Sauron really has a cold sense of humor)

8. At night, Luffy, Sauron, Shan Zhi and Wu Suopu are sleeping.

Luffy: Shan Zhi, Shan Zhi, have dinner

Shan Zhi: Didn't you just eat?

Solon: Don't disturb others' sleep

Wu Suopu: Don't sleep all the time, but also help to do something

In the other room

Nami: These people can talk in their sleep, which is really amazing

9. When they first entered grand line, they were swallowed by the whale Rabu and met Kurogas in the whale's stomach

Shan Zhi: Old man.

Culogas: ... (talking to himself) ...

Shan Zhi: I'll kill him! ! ! !

sauron: calm down! (to Kurogas) Who are you, old man?

kulogas: before asking others' names, do you want to take your own name?

Soron: Ah, we are ... (interrupted by Kurogas)

Kurogas: My name is ... (talking to himself again)

Soron: I'm going to kill him! ! ! ! !

1. In the desert

Luffy (decadent): ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah …

Wu Suopu (decadent): ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah …

Nami: Didn't I tell you not to scream like this?

Wu Suopu (decadent): Ah ~ Sauron, carry me ~

Sauron: Don't play the woman with me!

luffy: me too, sauron!

Sauron: You can guess ~ (so he is still willing)

Luffy and Wu Suopu are always funny when they are together, and then Qiao Ba is added

11. Everyone leaves Alabastan

Shan Zhi: Nami, are you thinking about Vivian?

Nami: ... I forgot to ask Wei Wei for money ...

Everyone is crazy! ! ! ! !

sauron: Nami the bastard! ! ! !

Qiao Ba: Wu Suopu has fallen! ! ! (Nobody pays attention to him)

Qiao Ba repeatedly cries: Wu Suopu has fallen! ! !

Nami: Who told him not to take care of himself?

Everyone: It's your fault! ! ! ! !

12. In the bathroom of Alabastan Palace, everyone (except Sauron) saw Nami's naked body, and his nosebleeds soared

Cobra (wiping nosebleeds): I really thank you this time (referring to Luffy's saving Vivian)

13. Luffy and others were caught by a sand crocodile

Luffy: imitate Shan Zhi! Did you eat meat?

Wu Suopu (applauding and laughing)

Nami: Be serious! (flat)

Sauron was sleeping in the corner, and he was also flat: Is it morning?

Nami (angrily): It's noon! ! !

14. In order to make the Rock Pirates exert their greatest strength, Qiangos hypnotizes them and makes them think they are strong.

“ONE，TWO，JUNGO！”

Locke Pirates: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ! (on the rampage)

Solon: Luffy, ready to go, ... Luffy! Luffy!

luffy: whoa, whoa, whoa! ! ! ! (also on the rampage)

Solon (angry): Are you hypnotized, too? ! ! !

15. On the empty island

Sauron and Robin and Nami are leaving the boat

Sauron (grabs the cane and clears his throat): Ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ~ (smoothly swings to the other side)

Nami (Khan): Is he trying to show his courage? !

It was Nami's turn, and she was saved by Robin for fear that she almost ran into a tree.

Nami: It's really troublesome for you.

Solon (still "ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~"): It's strange that you didn't call her that.

Nami: It has nothing to do with this! ! ! ! !

Sauron's cold humor shows again ~ ~

16. The capital of seven waters

Sauron was caught in a chimney, rescued by Qiao Ba, and then reunited with Luffy and Nami

Nami: Where have you been?

Sauron: Ah ... no ... didn't go anywhere ...

Qiao Ba: He was stuck in the chimney.

Sauron (half of his face was black and he pinched Qiao Ba's neck): ...

Qiao Ba: Ah ...

Luffy: Hahahaha ~ ~ Sauron, you are so stupid. ! ! ! (Luffy is caught in a crack in the building) They are all idiots! ! ! ! !

17. G8 Fortress

Luffy, Sauron and Wu Suopu were imprisoned, and Shan Zhi went to rescue them and was ambushed by the navy

Wu Suopu: Shan Zhi, my bag (impact shellfish)

Shan Zhi took out shellfish and posed. The navies stared nervously at

Shan Zhi (pressing the button, a voice came from Berry): What a docile snake ~~

Wu Suopu: Ah ~ ~ There is a mistake. This is a recording of Bei ~

The navies laughing wildly, and Shan Zhi blushed (it's so cute ~ ~), among which two navies closest to Shan Zhi laughed loudly at Shan Zhi.

Shan Zhi (black face): One more word and I'll kill you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Wu Suopu: Shan Zhi, this must be it! !

Shan Zhi pressed it again, and there was a stench coming from Berry ...

Wu Suopu: Ah ... This is Weibei ... Who put the fart in it

Luffy (covering his nose and coughing): Sorry, it's me ...

18. The capital of seven waters

Kaku rushed to see the Golden Merry, flying in the sky. What's the matter with this city?

After Kaku got on the boat, Sauron was sleeping.

Sauron (ZZZZ~~~~ ~): Ah, Wu Suopu ~ ~ (continued to sleep)

19. Qiao Ba looked for his companions with the help of the citizens of the Seven Water Cities.

Qiao Ba: Luffy! ! ! ! Sauron! ! ! ! Shan Zhi! ! ! ! ! ! ! (softly) Wu Suopu, come back ~

Citizen A: Luffy! ! ! ! ! !

Citizen B: Solon! ! ! ! ! ! !

Citizen C: Shan Zhi! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Citizen Ding: (softly) Come back to Wu Suopu ~ ~

2. On the way to catch up with Robin, Nami showed a new magic three-piece stick

Solon: Nami, have your weapons improved?

Nami: Wu Suopu improved me with shellfish

Sauron: Oh, Wu Suopu

Nami: Well, Wu Suopu

Luffy (laughs)

...

Nami (with tears streaming down his eyes, Luffy also looks sad): ... It's his ... < ! ! !

21. Nami: There's not much money left ~ ~ Only * * * *

Lufei (rarely serious): As a captain, I want to talk about you, spending money is too unrestrained ~~

Everyone (a painful meal): It's all used for your meal! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !