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Talking about hot weather

First, I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, didn't pick it up, and found it. I felt distressed when I looked at it.

Second, the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

Third, the heat and sweat of sleep soaked my heart.

Fourth, Wan Li is clear, there is no cloud in the sky, and the sun bakes the ground very hot; A south wind blew, rolling up a heat wave from the ground, which made people feel suffocated. Weeds can't resist the sun exposure, and the leaves are rolled into thin strips. Whenever in the afternoon, people always feel tired easily, just like just waking up, feeling groggy and unwilling to move. Even the birds in the Woods are resting in the trees with their mouths open, and they are too lazy to fly out for food. Jin Jingmai's Song of Ouyang Hai

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I just think this symbol is like a gust of wind blowing, which can cool me down, so ~ ~ ~

Six, you say, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

Eight, the feeling of teppanyaki.

Nine, the mahjong table is burnt.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

Honey, I can shelter you from the wind. Fuck off! Block my fans!

Twelve, it is not innocence that defeats me, but innocence!

If I haven't contacted you for a long time, you don't have to worry that I will disappear. I was so hot in Guangzhou.

Oh, my God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

Sixteen, often walking in the street, how can you not get wet.

Seventeen, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

Eighteen, the car starts without ignition.

The weather in 1997, the sun poison, people's sweat all rolled down.

Twenty, the most affected by high temperature is the porcelain touching industry, which has entered a comprehensive shutdown!

It's so sultry that I can't breathe.

Twenty-two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

Twenty-three, fry the living.

Twenty-four, the worst unscrupulous spit summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

Twenty-five, hot weather is annoying, and sudden heavy rain is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

Twenty-six, decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and wait for death, and then prepare enough water.

Twenty-seven, dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, waking up in the morning to find that the shoelaces are gone!

I need air conditioning in every cell.

Twenty-nine, in summer, we will eventually die of heat!

Thirty, this summer, when you go out, you go into the oven, when you walk, you are spicy, when you sit, you are teppanyaki, or when it stops raining, it becomes boiled fish.

Wake up in the middle of the night and cover your roommate with a quilt. Call me Lei Feng.

I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies dare to fly near the shade, as if afraid that the sun will burn their wings.

35. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. How hot it is!

Thirty-seven days, gloomy. Although there is no sun, it is sultry. Cicada singing in the trees has a low and slow voice and a weak voice; The spider is busy mending its delicate gossip net; The ants nervously moved the delicious food out of the cave. The grass hung on the ground. Willow is also like a patient, with weak branches. We sat in the shade to enjoy the cool, but there was no wind. The air is still, and the sweat seems to fly away, as if it had turned into steam before falling to the ground. Ah! At this time, it is going to rain!

Thirty-eight, this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

39. It is very hot in summer. Do you know winter?

Forty, the weather is hot: you have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

Talking about hot weather.

1, dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

3. The weather is sultry and irritable, and the sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

4, the sun is like fire: describe the strong sunshine in summer. It can also be called "scorching sun". Example: "The scorching sun burns people like fire".

5. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

6, the weather is so hot, if you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, otherwise it will be hot soon!

7. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "

8, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

9. There is neither cloud nor wind in the air. In the hot sun overhead, all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

10, I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

1 1. Look, here is another beautiful scenery. The fiery maple, which is always full of vitality, edifies me and encourages me with the same enthusiasm as fire. You see, the frost on it is as clean as jade, as white as silver, as light as smoke and as soft as catkins. It's really beautiful.

12. The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

13, the sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

14. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you cannot do without me.

15, I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

16, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

17, although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating.

18. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

19, the sky was overcast and thunder followed. Dragonflies hover low, weeping willows remain. Rhubarb dog was lying in the shade of a tree, with red tongue, panting. The old man sat under the eaves and shook the cattail leaf fan vigorously, complaining, "I have lived for more than 60 years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a hot day."

20, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

2 1, I can't buy raw eggs.

22. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

24. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

25. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

26. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

28. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

29, this summer, is it going to heat me to death!

30. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

Summer is dying of heat. Tell me about the hot weather.

1, in the humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

2, beating you is not naive! It's very hot! !

I implore the emperor to put the male and female servants in limbo. It's too hot for male and female servants.

In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

5. The weather is very hot. I take my little cousin out to play. I'm going to buy him a hat when I see that he is too hot. I wandered around the store for a while and couldn't find it. I asked the cashier where there was a small hat. He asked me what a little hat was. I said the little hat my little brother wore! She paused and turned left. I went to Durex. I bought a watch last year!

6, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

7. In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

8, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy in a while!

9. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

10, the daily contact between couples is nothing more than remembering to eat on time, saying good night before going to bed, reminding people to wear clothes and cover themselves when the weather changes, reminding them to protect themselves from sun and mosquitoes when it is hot, encouraging them to take medicine and drink plenty of water when they are sick, reminding them to pay attention to safety when going out, and coming back early at night. Only when you like it, he can match the stars in one sentence. When you are tired, his tongue is about to explode, just like selling Amway. There is no ability to speak in feelings, only love without love.

1 1. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

12, in the midsummer of July, Xia began to show off her grandfather again. Grandfather Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the earth at the highest temperature. The weather is crazy hot, the ground is so hot that it smokes like fire and is about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, float low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are too hot to get up and hang their heads.

13, our youth was lost in the exam.

14, invite you out to dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and talking about capital must be a lifelong event!

15, the weather is hot, send you popsicles, love is cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, I miss you, I love you in my mind. Love you for a long time.

16, Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for an object is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

17, a bowl of steaming noodles in winter, freshly baked sugar-fried chestnuts and baked sweet potatoes in your hand are not as warm as when you are around.

18, summer vacation, happy mood, safe and unforgettable summer vacation. When the weather is hot and the river is far away, don't try to be brave and try the depth; Internet cafes and karaoke bars are inaccessible, and teenagers are trapped everywhere; A person sits at home with the door locked, and the stranger doesn't answer; Leave a message when you go out with friends, don't let your family worry; Exercise and entertainment should be moderate, and fatigue should not hurt your health. Have a happy summer vacation and have a good day!

19, the daily contact between couples is nothing more than remembering to eat on time, saying good night before going to bed, reminding people to wear clothes and cover themselves with quilts when the weather changes, reminding them to protect themselves from sun and mosquitoes when it is hot, encouraging them to take medicine and drink more water on time when they are sick, going out to remind them to pay attention to safety and coming back early at night. Only when you like it, he can match the stars in one sentence. When you are tired, his tongue is about to explode, just like selling Amway. There is no ability to speak in feelings, only love without love.

20. If I love him, I would rather lose you as a bargaining chip. I'd rather play the fool alone.

2 1, I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it is hot.

23, the weather is hot, the voice of the grass grows, the feeling of missing is well known, and my blessing is known to you! There are no brilliant words, but I hope to bring you a refreshing mind in this hot season.

24, the recent high temperature does not retreat, hot every day; Pay attention to cherish yourself and don't be too tired to study; Eat more fruits during the day and sleep at night; There is no hurry or fire, and nourishing the heart and protecting the lungs is precious. You and me, revolutionary comrades, the above reminders are free!

25. What if it's hot? Tell the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

Talking about hot weather

1, that day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, like Feiyun, like fog, like fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

Please talk to me when I am awake.

When it's hot, you can call for rain with peace of mind. Be agitated, bid farewell to the past and look forward to happiness. Overcoming emotions with reason is often associated with optimism. Don't look too far, embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on

4, always quiet, I would rather be silent in the fleeting time, just like now.

Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go, hold you, carry you when I am tired, carry you when I am cold, carry you when I am hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! Happy tanabata!

6. Hot weather still makes you angry. I feel really guilty. I feel sorry for myself all day. How can I dispel your worries? I want to think about it, but I can't. I still want to express my demands through SMS. I hope you can forgive my mistake and stop worrying. I sincerely apologize and hope that you can forget your hostility with a smile.

7. I can't stand the heat. I'm abnormally hot and I'm annoyed.

8. In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade of trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

I really miss being a child. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man.

10, remember, people who use apples now say they have no pockets, and those who have tattoos say they are hot.

1 1, I usually don't send messages, and I only send creative messages if I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

12, it's too hot to stop!

13, don't forget to drink porridge on a hot day, and it won't be uncomfortable in the dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

14, why do boys never understand-girlfriend calls and says: Where are you? It's too hot today! What are you doing? She doesn't want to hear your answer: I'm outside, at a friend's house; Air conditioning on a hot day; I'm playing online games, watching TV and brushing Weibo ... Can you be a little more stupid? Actually, she just wants to hear you say don't move, and I'll find you right away. Su Xiaolan

15, it's cold, I can't make your cotton-padded clothes; It's hot, I can't be your air conditioner; It's raining, I can't be your umbrella; It's snowing, so I can't make gloves for you. But I have a heart that no one can love you. I hope my love can bring you the most satisfactory happiness! Have fun!

16, I miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

17, when I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted, and I said to him, please take care of this information reader for me, never be depressed and always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

18, our school is a good school! Although we finish class late, we start class early! Although we have less rest, we have more classes! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although the holiday is late, the school starts early! Although we have less activities, we have more homework! Looking for a school, you should choose this! Go to school more and have fewer holidays!

19, whether it is cold or hot, people need constant temperature. They need to keep warm where they have a cold. Put on more clothes. Be careful of catching a cold. Take care of yourself! Take a break when you have time.

20, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

2 1, the sky was overcast and thunder followed. Dragonflies hover low, weeping willows remain. Rhubarb dog was lying in the shade of a tree, with red tongue, panting. The old man sat under the eaves and shook the cattail leaf fan vigorously, complaining: I have lived for more than 60 years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a hot day.

22, it's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon with a ticket!

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

24. The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

Sentences about hot weather

1, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

2. The clods on the ground are boiling hot, and several dark brown crickets jump around like springs.

4. The scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, mature grains are bent down by the sun. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

6. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

7. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are not far away.

8. Unbearable heat-in the shadow of cactus, the temperature is as high as Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

9. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

10, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

1 1, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

12, in July, the blue sky was hung with the sun like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

13, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

14. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

15, spring has gone with the fallen flowers, and summer is covered with green leaves and jumping in the warm wind.

16, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

17, July, the blue sky, hanging like a fireball of the sun, clouds seem to be melted by the sun, but also disappeared without a trace.

18, there is not a cloud or wind in the air, and the sun is burning overhead, and all the trees are listless and lazily standing there.

19, the sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

20. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

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