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Talk about special space, domineering without losing connotation.

0 1. If a name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

02, it seems that you forgot, in fact, I forgot too.

03. My little world is safe, and I don't need Superman.

You must call me tonight, or I will write your name on the tablet.

05, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

As long as we have confidence, anything is possible.

Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

Don't bully me just because I can't speak English. I can use Baidu or search Bing.

10 I knew you were an uber as soon as I opened my eyes.

1 1. Even if there is a bright moon, you should look up yourself.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

13, life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

14. If you don't pay me back, I'll go downstairs and sing "Uneasy".

15, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

16, the road you choose, take off your shoes and go on.

17, what joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

18, the apricot must be pulled out if it doesn't leave the wall.

19, I am water, you are sand, and you are stirred into mud.

20. When you are bored, don't say that everyone is bored, which will only make people feel that you are more bored!

2 1, children's shoes, if you see an egg, throw them an egg.

22. Be a good person. Sorry for my furtive face.

23. I hope that people will last for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist.

24. I am not so lonely. Lonely people are singing. I only listen to songs.

Qq personality talks about domineering.

1. I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.

2. Be a calm person, drink only half of soda, don't look back when you leave, get up when the alarm clock rings, even say goodbye with your hands in your pockets, never be sad, it doesn't matter if you cry, how to walk freely on the road ahead.

Your world has nothing to do with me, you only deserve to see my world.

4, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

6. In front of me, the enemy either fled or was defeated!

7. This world is unfair. If you don't want to be a fish, you can only be a knife.

8. Even if you are an enemy of the whole world, you will never be wronged by yourself.

9. Call me ugly. Why aren't you beautiful, shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

You are a wild horse. If I can't catch your reins, I'll set fire to the whole grassland.

1 1. When you are in love, your legs will spread out. Say goodbye when you are tired.

12 Except me, no one is fit to live with you forever.

13, every ending will become a new beginning.

14, if you like it, you have to declare it. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

15, Passerby A and Passerby B were walking on the road, and a car came behind them, and then they both became passers-by cakes.

16, drink when you have a stomachache, self-harm when you feel uncomfortable, jump off a building when you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

17, the sword refers to the sky, I am willing to cut off the world of mortals for you, cover the whole world and punish thieves, just ask Zhan Yan to chuckle.

18, you can't even be friends if you like. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I just need you.

19, one person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of disappointment, three people fight the landlord, four people play mahjong, five people lol, and a group of people play routines.

20, white eyes are white eyes, face awkward, and not someone else's toilet. Why do you pretend to be happy when you eat shit?

2 1, leave if you want; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.

22. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

24. Every joke contains half-truths and half-truths of seriousness.

25, ten steps to kill one person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

26. Be a difficult person, enjoy losing face to people you hate, and tell love stories to people you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

27, in the face of a strong opponent, knowing that they are defeated, we must resolutely show our swords. Even if it falls, it will become mountains and mountains.

She is a heroine who can't be a steady little princess. She is very ambitious and wants the whole world to want you, too.

29. Don't say I forgot you. I don't even remember you.

No one can make me bow my head unless he kneels.

On the Funny Connotation of Space

1. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

2. I woke up in the middle of the night without a good dream and heard the cat calling spring. Although I have a cat's heart, I dare not bark in front of people.

3. If you want to say something, you will say it naturally. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

If you are well, it will be sunny, and if you are happy, it will be the end.

5. What am I thinking? What are you still imagining? Destiny takes a hand!

6. Some things don't need to be argued. They seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

7. I want to ask you, which grave explosion saved you?

8. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb.

9. Choose the person who can make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

10, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

1 1, smoking is harmful to health, I would like to stay away from smoking; Homework shortens life, and I am willing to throw it away.

12. What is the most effective way to let go of a person and want to forget? Learn from Altman.

13, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!

15, do you believe that there is always a girl coming to this world to torture you?

16, the man who can tie your shoelaces is a good man! And cherish it.

17, Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.

18, men are not color, not true colors; Women are not coquettish and have no tricks.

19, a holiday is equivalent to doing homework in another place, isn't it?

20, handsome people like to say half, for example.

2 1. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I won't even talk to me.

22. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly removed from you.

23. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!

24. Take your hand and drag your son away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

25. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

26. Whether you are studying or traveling, your body and soul must be on the road.

27. It's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I can answer and it won't.

28. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

29. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on going back and forth, and some focus on going back and forth.

30. Without you, who will give me the warmth I need when I am lonely?

3 1, I don't know if the food is expensive or not, and I don't know if I am fat without taking pictures.

32. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

33. You said we would grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

34. Spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

35. Time tells me that no one has to wait except express delivery.

36. Don't say you have nothing. You're still sick.

37. I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

38. Goodbye is too late to shake hands and send you away.

39. I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

40. Your mouth is so poisonous that you grew up drinking pesticides?

4 1, endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

42. No matter whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

43. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

44. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

45. Actually, I can't tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one, and you laugh before I tell it.

46. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

47. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Let my friends around me get fat!

48. With you, darkness is no longer darkness.

49. Who says tofu can't kill people? Try changing frozen tofu next time.

50. You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

5 1, men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

53. Time is a great thing, which can make fate erratic.

As a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

Your concern is the reason why I am happy.

56. Love everything about a person, including her cotton trousers.

I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

I hope that when I play ball, you will be there to cheer for me and wipe my sweat.

59. There is a big plate on these two lips.

60. I really hope that snacks at home can be regenerated like geckos.

6 1. At the moment when you get out of my sight, I will extend a strong middle finger to praise your correct decision.

62. The lighthouse in the depths of the soul can only be lit by pure love.

63. I've heard of many ways to lose weight, and I'm still fat enough to go through my life.

64. At night, with the gentle eyes of the stars, it will become beautiful.

65. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

66. I just finished quarreling and I don't feel good. I want to have another fight.

67. I often look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I feel ugly, and then I am tired of beauty!

68. A blind man will look at you sooner or later and have nothing to say to you.

69, ten million health care, all health care, psychological balance is the key.

70. Happiness is good. Don't bask in it, because it will dry up sooner or later.

7 1, you are cheap, promising and slutty.

72. Sharing is a virtue. Give someone a rose and leave a lingering fragrance!

73. Playing the fool, if done well, is a foolish thing. Well done, it is called deep.

74. Friendship can be further transformed into love, but a step back from love may not necessarily restore friendship.

75. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

76. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security is not finding a condom.

77. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

79. Men spend money to make women happy and women spend money because men make them unhappy.

80. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

8 1, we are all like children, fooling around because we depend on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

82. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.

83. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

84. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

85. Whether I tease depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me.

86. I can't take care of myself in my personal life!

87. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

88. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

89. It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

90. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

9 1, the customer abused me thousands of times, and I regard the customer as my first love.

92. I like men to show women. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

Don't frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much that I want to hold you tight now.

94. We should cherish everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we met in this life.

95. When you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

96. I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to mention it.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

98. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

99. You are not Huang Rong, but a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

100, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

Talk about the personality of the buckle space, especially LAFENG 202 1

1, don't compare other people's lives with yours, you don't know what others have experienced. ...

2, life must be like a madman, in order to forget the ups and downs that life has given us.

Do you think it will make me feel bad? I can only tell you that all I have is forgetting.

I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.

5, too rational, that is not youth.

You are not with me now, and you don't have to appear in front of me in the future.

7. Don't touch your sister, your brother-in-law will hit you.

8. Being together is like farting in my head.

9. Seven red lights illuminate my future.

10. Innocence in cruelty and cuteness in bullying.

1 1, scheming, you are no match for this palace!

12, we can live well only if we don't entangle each other.

13, Sao nian, I love you, with all I have, even more.

14, don't say that I have changed, thanks to you.

15, don't think I can't live without you.

16, rumors are like body odor. Once they are stained, they can't be wiped clean.

17, I don't expect you to love Russia, but you must never betray me.

18, I don't care about the right or wrong choice, let alone who I am with.

19. If you don't leave, I won't give up. I didn't leave. You are not allowed to leave first.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

2 1, like dreaming but never expect it.

I don't love many people. Only you, one is enough.

23. My heart is mine, and it is only temporarily placed with you. Don't forget, you have no right to hurt it.

There are not many people I love in the world, and you are the only one.

Not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

26. Remember all my kindness to you and give it back to me intact.

27. I am not your cat. I won't wag my tail at you.

28. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

29. One person, one heart, one world.

30. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

3 1, I never tidy my room, because I am a "beauty in a messy room"

I can't see my way, but I never give up.

33. Women want to dress men, but men want to see naked women.

34. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

35. I said that I don't love you, just like you said that you love me, it's all a lie.

36. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

37. Good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly?

38, noisy what noisy, noisy again alive.

39. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it.

40. I love you without reservation. I love you until the end.

4 1, beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome boy is just a name.

42. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

43. Don't judge my future by your past.

44, whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

45, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to experience.

46. Don't say anything. Love is enough.

47. Things have been lost, so there is no need to find them back.

48. Take the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is.

49, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

50. I am so kind to you that I never need a reason, just because I love you.