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Tell me about photos of people who look like you.

1. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

2. Don't open the wound for others easily, because others are watching the fun, but they are hurting themselves.

The stronger the love, the stronger the stamina. After the breakup, the pain extended to every night.

The mirror is my best friend. It never smiles when I cry.

5. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me; I like very few people, except you.

6. I didn't even have you for a second, but I seem to have lost you ten thousand times.

7. Without the Internet, would we even miss good night?

8. Once said good forever, once said good not to let go, once said good to go together, once everything turned out to be just once.

9. Later, I loved many people, like your hair and your eyes, but none of them were you.

10. Because of the first forgiveness, there is a second betrayal.

1 1. Why do you always end all my attempts and things with going to bed early and good night?

12. I'm not afraid of many old injuries, but I'm afraid of your sudden tenderness.

13. After getting used to loneliness, one person is the whole world.

14. No matter how cold the stone is, it will be warm after sitting for an hour. Isn't the human heart as good as stone?

15. Sooner or later, someone will take my place in your heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

16. Some things, if you think too much, you will have a headache, and if you figure it out, you will feel distressed.

17. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

18. Everyone I fell in love with later was like you.

19. Occasionally a rain will make me miss you. If you were by my side now, the rain would not touch my heart at all.

20. You never read my mind, but you blame me for being fickle and difficult to understand.

2 1. Change the remarks into names, using first and last names.

22. I gradually know that caring too much about others will often hurt myself; Gradually know that people who are good to themselves will become less and less with time; Gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, and many things can only be owned once; Gradually know, unconsciously, I grew up.

23. You always say this is the last time, but you always say so.

24. Finally, I gave up. I grind all the pain into a blessing for you.

25. Ten years ago, you loved me, and I couldn't escape. Ten years later, I love you and you are not around. Life is often missed in this way. A moment is forever, and regret is also a memorial. Fall in love with someone.

When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him and losing him.

Don't want to face him and leave, escape is not a good way, but it is the only way.

However, your beauty is like Venice, surrounded by tears.

There are thousands of stars in the sky, just one is enough; There are thousands of girls in the world, and it is enough to love one. Know Jane in life.

If you can't afford it, please don't touch me. I love you, but I love myself more!

There is a lot of grass in the sea, and it is always spring.

The exam is coming tomorrow, and I really want to burn down the test paper printing factory today. . . . . .

It is illegal to deduct points from exams, and the criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others is fraud.

Hairtail, the so-called hairtail? In other words, the fish was taken away.

Still sexy when I was a child, my ass was exposed every day.

Grey Wolf said: No matter what, I can't wronged my old woman.

108 Heroes of the Marsh, including Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse.

I finally know why I lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

Many sentences will suddenly emerge in my mind, but I can completely forget them in an instant. .

I was told; Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

In a blink of an eye, Chengdu is already the mother of children, and years make people old.

I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

What is the exam? It's just a matter of sleeping for me! !

Coffee without a cup is lonely, and I am lonely without you.

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for someone worth waiting for.

If a man can't give his beloved material happiness, let alone make her happy.

There is nothing you can't pass, and nothing worth dying for every day.

Some people say that it is painful to cherish after losing, but I think the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

You have to understand that when I don't love you, you are nothing.

Now I find that I have always been your painkiller.

They said the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

Talking about a person's qq

First, love is softer than anyone else. In the face of this item, other conditions are destined to be subsidiary parts. Sincere feelings can flourish only in soft places. If you meet someone, every argument is always softer than yours. So, this is the person who loves you.

Second, I heard that people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still come back to each other.

Third, the moon decorated the night sky and the dreams of countless people. Bright as the moon, white as snow, and people's dreams are like the moon. They are all carefully carved so white and flawless. There is always a beautiful thing in my heart, a yearning for the past, the present, the future, people, things and things.

Four, Weibo's classic quotations 1, I miss not you, but the fatal one you gave. 2. I broke my promise and made up for it yesterday. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair. 4. It was you who paled my waiting and satirized my persistence. I can only forget the scenery along the way. 6. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry. 7. Once the ocean dries up, the rocks are broken, but it is difficult to get together and separate.

If you love me, give me your hand and I will hold you until the end of my life; If you love me, give me your heart, and I will keep it in my heart until my heart stops beating; If you love me, give me your sadness, and I will share all your sadness with you until you are no longer sad; If you love me, give me your tears, and I will dry them with my body temperature until I see your smile.

6. Sometimes, I really want to fall in love with someone, only to find that everything is in vain. It seems that every energetic person is just facing me on the other side of the sea. Impossible to cross, unpredictable, unfathomable.

7. Is there really such a miracle in the world? You like him and he likes you, two people, for life.

Eight, winter is a cold winter; Snow is white snow; The night is a bright night. The cool breeze is rustling, the trees are swaying, and the dead leaves are dancing all over the floor, and the snowflakes are jumping all over the floor.

Nine, the angel's wings are broken and fall into the world, which has become our sorrow; Honesty is thrown away and scattered into the world, becoming Satan's wand.

Ten, some injuries, just like cutting a mouth on your foot with a knife, every step is heartbreaking!

1 1. Long-distance love needs courage, a courage to challenge reality, a courage to take any risks, and a courage to face failure calmly. We should understand that reality is a powerful and invisible force, and we can't predict what will happen, but we can take the courage to compete with this force, and we can also take the courage to accept the result of failure.

Twelve, crying when I was a child, I smiled; Grown up, laughed and cried.

Thirteen, there is so much warmth in my life. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

Fourteen, weather like this, not too bright, not too dark. If there is a sunny day in my heart, I'd rather stay cloudy.

Fifteen, some people say that the progress of a society is the progress of compassion, which I think is very reasonable. Every society has the weak, and the law of the jungle began in ancient times. Today, eat small fish, a big fish, is still respected, and small fish eat shrimp. The real strength is the strength of the soul, the generosity of all rivers, and the momentum of stopping at the top of the mountain.

Sixteen, time is the most perfect breakpoint. After the call of years, it is on the verge of becoming a dead sea. You say that you are the sea, and you want to drown my desolation in the boundless. I am your loneliness in the dark, and every sigh is swallowed up by the tide that hits again and again in the endless darkness.

Seventeen, love is not vigorous, but plain; Love is not very loving, but considerate. Don't give too many vows, just accompany them silently; Don't say how inseparable you are, as long as you are always there. Care for feelings, light and fragrant; The road paved with love is bitter and sweet.

I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

Nineteen, someone told me that the memory of fish is only 7 seconds. After 7 seconds, it doesn't remember the past, and everything becomes new. So, in that small fish tank, the fish will never get bored. I'd rather be a fish and forget everything after 7 seconds. Everyone I meet and everything I have done can disappear, but I am not a fish. I can't forget the person I love, the pain of caring, and the pain of lovesickness. ......

Twenty, even decadence has stages, and you can't live in such negative emotions forever. Some people say that you should stay away from people with more negative emotions, and they will make you feel hopeless in life. In fact, this sentence is correct.

Twenty-one, in the calm years, time has never been biased, fleeting, bearing deep feelings, I am afraid it is inseparable from sentimentality. When the branches are full of passion and show their handsome faces with joy, the wind blows through those full emotions and drifts away with the wind when they are lost.

Twenty-two, some things can always make you see some people clearly and let go of some persistence!

I love and care about everyone in the school.

1, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman laugh.

2, I want a love, you have a heart for a lifetime, you have nothing to ask for.

Everyone has shadows in his life, but without these shadows, how can we know that we are standing in the light?

No one protects me. As a soft girl, I can only learn to be a woman.

Only firm self-confidence can produce great power to achieve the goal.

6. Persistence and entanglement are synonyms in front of people who don't love you.

7, injured, scarred, and finally left traces.

Miracle is another name for hard work.

9, 16, alive, in order to love you; Dead, waiting to love you.

10, advise you not to cherish the golden robe, advise you to cherish youth!

1 1, I like to be quiet when I am alone, and lonely days are too hard.

12, sometimes I just want to cry, but I can't say why.

13, I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

14, I love everyone I care about/Min Ming/

15, there is a terrible thing called habit. After a long time, you become more accustomed to it!

16, that's all I love. His handsomeness, his cleverness, his talent, his money and his career all belong to him.

17, I want to tell you all my thoughts, but unfortunately you will never understand.

18, the reality is always so helpless, fortunately, you are around at the critical moment, thank you!

19, life is always speechless, nothing is eternal. There is one way to go. There is a way, and you must take it.

20. Don't push me, or I'll play dead for you.

2 1, if someone talks about you behind your back, it only means that you are much better off than him.

22. How many people want to go back to the past, but time is not willing.

23. If you think I have become a person who often scolds you from time to time, then congratulations, we have met!

24.iphone has become thinner, ipad has become thinner, Hu has become thinner, and even Oreo has become thinner. Why don't you get thinner?

25, born in the world, many things are not smooth. But we still have to face life and ourselves with a smile.

No one will miss me even if I leave.

27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.

28. The invisible man replies to you, indicating that he has never been far away from you!

29. The best state of two people together is: I am yours and you are mine. Then we're all on our own.

30. I am moody, rain or shine, and I am a freak. Stay away from me.

3 1, thin people wear everything, and fat people wear everything in vain.

32. Life is like fighting the landlord. Some people, who were just a group, became enemies in a blink of an eye.

I love you not only because of your beauty, but also because your eyes touched my heart.

34. Be confident, even narcissistic. Always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

35. I can say you with a straight face, but no one can imagine that my heart has already hit the rocks and the waves are stormy.

The cat died the tenth time, the fish forgot in the eighth second, and the man left in the seventh year.

37. Fate is an excuse for the weak.