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1 the beggar princess of the dumb president

Introduction: When he was in his prime, she was down and out on the street. For her mother's expensive surgery, she let him dominate her for ten years. However, he is so arrogant that he has been together for three years and has never said a word to her? In the face of his miserable mother's various * * to her, he was indifferent. He has gone too far!

"Are you dumb?" She blurted out with anger, only to get a heavy slap in the face from him. ...

2 "This CEO, I will take it."

Who says rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests? Xia decided to eat his grass! After more than ten years of childhood friends, she died at the age of three, gave her first kiss at the age of ten, and became his personal bodyguard at the age of twenty, so that the bamboo horse could be ridden away by others. What is her martial arts career for so many years? Look at her, childhood friend! Sadly, however, it seems that so far, it is oneself who has been oppressed from beginning to end ...

◆ Introduction to the President Edition ◆

It often snows in winter.

"The whole body chills! Like a dead fish! "

"Then you still hold me so tight!"

"Can't I heat it?"

"Hot?" She looked at the snow in front of her eyes and her mouth twitched.

"Do you want to eat more in the future?" The guy buried his head in her neck and snorted.

Male ... Is it because of me?

"So thin, hold!"

A scene that happens every time there is a power outage in summer.

"Xuner, it's so hot!"

In the middle of the night, I stood at the president's bedside with a fan.

"Xuner, sleep with me!" Pulled directly to the bed by a paw.

"Xuner, you are so ice!" The guy narrowed his eyes with joy.

Anonymous white-eyed, counting his own functions, bodyguards, medicine boxes, pillows, automatic refrigerators. ...

◆ Introduction to the Baby Edition◆ (The baby story appears at the back of the text)

"Mom, Xiaobai is hungry!" The lovely baby is sucking its mother's breast heartily.

"Hungry, cook for yourself!"

"Mom, Xiaobai is lost!" The confused baby got lost in the park.

"You should call the police uncle, not mom, you know?"

"Mom, Xiaobai has been kidnapped!"

"Do it yourself! Don't look for mommy in such a trivial matter in the future, understand? "

Xiaobai shrugged and looked at the dumbfounded two gangsters. "Look! Xiaobai is not lying! Mother has been abusing poor Xiaobai! "

"Mommy! Why doesn't the lovely little white have a father? "

"How should I know! Ask your father! " Summer watching a couple pictures on TV, said don't look back.

Half an hour later. The wedding banquet scene on TV.

"Dad!" A milk cry frightened the whole audience.

Step by step, someone goes to that small version of himself.

"Who is your mother?"

Small white chest phone just rang, "smelly boy, where have you been! Go home and cook! "

"Mommy! Dad asked me who you are. Does Xiaobai want to tell me? "

Sitting at home, Xia suddenly stared at the TV screen, then jumped up and hugged the TV and cried in panic, "Come out! How did you get in? "

"Idiot woman! Better not let me catch you! "

Long time no see, ex-wife

Introduction:

A ridiculous mistake, he married her to show off, but after marriage they respected each other as guests.

He has always been in demand, and she 120% affirmed his good market, a good husband in a woman's heart and a diamond lover in the eyes of a single beauty.

To her, he is polite, caring and loving, but he has no love.

He doesn't love her, even though she has a secret crush for two years, known each other for one year and got married for six years, he still doesn't love her.

His responsibility prevents him from pushing away the woman he doesn't love like others.

They are like the two most familiar strangers, living in gorgeous cages.

A thousand efforts, ten thousand resolutions.

Hope comes and goes, and the hand is held and released.

Finally, she ran away in a panic.

I can only abandon my helmet and armor and sign her final performance on the divorce agreement.

Time flies, and several years have passed.

When we met again, everything was out of order and trapped. ...

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Hi, Su Wei, I loved and let go. It seems that it took a lot of effort, but all the beliefs were destroyed at the moment of reunion. I tried, please believe that I really tried, but I can't. Because, the embarrassment and despair in my heart, the bleak and hopeless road ahead, even if I have strong confidence, I can't look at you again. You ... should always leave me something, or memories, or dignity, which is my regret.

Hi, Yaling, tossing and turning at night, I woke up suddenly, as if I heard you calling my name softly. You've been gone for a long time, and the flowers by the window are always hard to spit out, because I'm always all thumbs. You love these little things very much, even for them, you should come back and have a look ... If you are really tired, you can sit down and listen to me. It may be boring and fragmentary, but you know I seldom talk about it, afternoon sunshine.

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