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10086 phone bill is funny.
Second, I walked two dogs today. The owner of the dog wants to give me one. He wants to add me to WeChat to contact me. I even thought of the dog's name called Brother Chicken. Hehe, can you say that the mobile phone is in arrears? There is no place to raise it and no one to accompany me. Oh, I am so angry!
Just after work, a man said that he was passing through Wuhan on business, everything was stolen, and his mobile phone was in arrears. He borrowed my mobile phone to call a friend and then charged the phone bill. He also said that he had no money to refuel the car and asked me to borrow money to refuel. It was really sad to hear his experience, but I didn't lend him money to cheer him up. I don't know if he is a liar. I'm a little embarrassed now, but I'm prepared.
4. I suddenly owe money and am in a hurry to find someone to charge the phone bill: Hello, can you help me charge the phone bill? I owe money. She: (waving) My mobile phone is broken. Me: (staring at her touch-screen phone) Or you can turn on the hot spot and charge it for me yourself. She: (waving her hand) Pretend it yourself. Me: I can't open the net because I owe money. She: (waving her hand) You'd better do it yourself.
Five, the baby's mobile phone is in arrears, and the family helps to charge the phone bill. Little crab loves you.
6. The mobile phone stopped, and the broadband at home was in arrears, so I secretly connected to my brother's wifi, but even though the distance signal across a building was still so smooth, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Seven, the phone is in arrears, and the phone can't get through. I am sitting next to a small fresh meat. I want to ask him for help, but I am afraid of being considered a liar. He simply charged the phone bill for me and then transferred it to him through WeChat. Thank you.
8. Have you seen the text messages sent by people like Libra? After sending it, wait for a reply. If it is slow, continue to look at your mobile phone, or think that the arrears are dead. If everything is normal, send another one. When you reply, start to reply seriously. Don't be too cold, don't be too positive ... finally, end with a question and let the other party reply. Then send, check whether it has been sent, and then wait for a new round.
Nine, silently began to feel unbalanced. Why is everyone's work assigned to me alone? Why did the whole family come to me for their cell phone arrears? Why do I have to pay all the electricity and tickets? Even so, I still complain that I can't save money. I'm tired of how much work I can do and how much money I can earn. I just want to have a rest. I'm not a person who likes to complain about negative energy, but I've been depressed recently.
10. I met a Cannes student studying maritime affairs next door yesterday. I muttered for a long time before I realized that his mobile phone was in arrears. To be honest, my spoken English is much better than his.
Eleven, broken games, bad games, liar games, mobile phone arrears.
Twelve, early in the morning, I found that the mobile phone could not access the Internet, and all settings were restarted three times. Considering the software failure, it is invalid to turn on and off for three times. After tossing for a long time, I scolded Huawei's mobile phone n times and decided to repair it. Finally, my colleague stared at me with stupid eyes: your mobile phone owes money.
Thirteen, fuck, sb. At eight o'clock in the morning, the mobile phone was infected with a virus. If someone calls or sends a text message asking you to call me for money or transfer money, or says that my mobile phone is in arrears, please don't believe it. It's a scam call or a scam message. My mobile phone can't be opened now, and WeChat can't log on to the computer. I can only talk about it.
Fourteen, I struggled for two days why my mobile phone couldn't get online. I didn't know that my mobile phone was in arrears until I called customer service. I was in the late stage of mental retardation and almost didn't starve to death.
Fifteen, the routine is not my dad, my dad's ultimate big move, ignore you, just ignore you. Don't pay the phone bill, dear dad!
Sixteen, the sick computer Alipay needs SMS verification, but I can't receive SMS. I don't know if I owe money. Call 100 10 to find the balance. I hardly call or text. My traffic is bought from Alipay, and I still owe money every month. I called earlier to say why the phone bill was so high, and I apologized that I made a mistake. As a result, I will still do things every month after apologizing. You Unicom is really awesome.
Seventeen, I just made a determined effort to return the money and credit card of ant flower bud, and I will buy it next month. After returning it, I received a text message from 10086 saying that my mobile phone was in arrears. Now I'm collecting the odd bits of each card to see if I can get enough 100 dollars. This is really no joke.
Eighteen, mobile phone arrears, traffic can still be used. It's amazing.
Nineteen, the mobile phone was in arrears, and then my mother, my brother and my husband silently charged me the phone bill, which suddenly became several hundred. Ha ha ha ha.
Twenty, the mobile phone sucks! ! ! ! ! ! ! At the beginning of yesterday, I still owed money! ! ! ! ! ! I have fallen into the thin air ~ ~ ~
2 1. I want to buy a mobile phone that looks good when I shoot shit. My dad won't give me money, so I decided. I'll pay the phone bill myself when I have money, and let him pay when I owe it. Life is really hard. And this stupid mobile phone, you just go to hell.
Twenty-two, really speechless, the mobile phone is in arrears, and the computer is also in arrears. All kinds of arrears, one is late signing in.
23. At the beginning of the movie, I suddenly found that my mobile phone was in arrears. It's terrible. It's really hard to say which is more terrible. The cruise ship is still in arrears with rent.
24. Next time I owe money, can you give me some hints? It has been two months in a row. It just closed down last month and just handed it in. I stopped the broadband directly this month. I tried several routers and changed some network cables. I called the customer service to tell me about the line problem, but the cat at home is still completely normal, and the mobile phone is not in arrears. I'm beginning to doubt my life! Finally, I thought about whether the bag was in arrears, and I tossed it for a fucking afternoon! !
Twenty-five, call Ma Ma, say that you owe money, then charge the phone bill, call again or owe money, charge again, call again or owe money, think about how much phone bill Ma owes, and finally find out that it is her mobile phone.
I hurried out to work this morning, and then I caught the bus. I owe money for my mobile phone. Go out for security check after going to work and eating. Today, I began to accept the challenge this morning, young man. I have to fight. I have nothing. What am I afraid of?
Twenty-seven, wake up in the morning and the phone is in arrears. I was drunk, too. I still have traffic packets and talk minutes. How can it be in arrears? Why is the monthly rent 36 and the real-time phone bill 56?
Twenty-eight, Li Ni shouted home like being trafficked to the mountains, and there was no news at all ... I remember that 4g was nationwide, and your mobile phone was in arrears.
Twenty-nine, alas, at this time, the mobile phone will owe money. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing.
Thirty, the mobile phone suddenly stopped displaying 4g. I restarted the mobile phone, started the flight mode, restored the network, and re-inserted the calling card.
I don't know if the mobile phone is broken, but I didn't expect it to be due to arrears. ....
Thirty-one, the life of the fallen god needs no explanation. We are not only declining, but also unconventional and different. After recharging 650 phone bills, we finally successfully handled the package, and Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my phone bill.
32. There was a sudden power failure in the morning. My mother asked me to go to the property to see if there was any arrears in the electricity card at home. I am lazy in bed, take out my mobile phone and turn on wifi. The list is empty, I can't find the signal.
Mom, this has nothing to do with our house. The whole community is out of power.
Thirty-three, oh, once the mobile phone is in arrears, the broadband stops, which is also the suspension of mobile phone traffic. Without Internet, it is inconvenient to pay fees everywhere, such as Shanmutang and Cheng Nan Representative Office.
Thirty-four, I was stuck in the bus for more than an hour. When I got off the bus, it rained heavily and there was no umbrella. Just when my mobile phone was in arrears, it began to thunder before I got home. I think of this incident that happened near my home a few days ago, and I feel that I will have nightmares again at night.
35. Sometimes I am really witty. Walking down the street, I suddenly found that my mobile phone was in arrears. I didn't find any business cards when I was walking in the street. Suddenly I saw Xiaodian 10 1 charge 100, and my problem-solving ability was almost five-star.
Article 2: Funny talk about the arrears of mobile phone downtime.
1, suddenly in arrears, I am in a hurry to find someone to charge the phone bill: Hello, can you help me charge the phone bill? I owe money. She: (waving) My mobile phone is broken. Me: (staring at her touch-screen phone) Or you can turn on the hot spot and charge it for me yourself. She: (waving her hand) Pretend it yourself. Me: I can't open the net because I owe money. She: (waving her hand) You'd better do it yourself. 2, the baby's mobile phone is in arrears, and the family helps to charge the phone bill. Little crab loves you. 6. The mobile phone stopped, and the broadband at home was in arrears, so I secretly connected to my brother's wifi, but even though the distance signal across a building was still so smooth, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 3. The phone is in arrears, and the phone can't get through. I sat next to a small fresh meat and wanted to ask him for help, but I was afraid of being considered a liar. He simply charged my phone bill and then transferred it to him through WeChat. Thank you. 4. Have you seen the text messages sent by people like Libra? After sending it, wait for a reply. If you are slow, you keep looking at your mobile phone, or you think that you are in arrears and there is no electricity. If everything is all right, you will send another "Did you get it?" When you reply, you will start to reply seriously, not too cold and not too positive ... Finally, you should end with a question, let the other party reply, then send it to check whether it has been sent, and then start a new round.
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