What things have pets done that make you sick?

My two little German shepherds don't eat their own shit, so change it. After getting up in the morning, every dog should take a dip and then change to eat. . . . One morning, I got up early and stayed to watch the whole process. They were having fun when they suddenly found me and immediately ran over and licked me crazily. . .

My friend's poodle raped my beloved toy rabbit in front of me and gave it an X-ray.

-Everyone wants to hear this story, so I'll explain. No, I don't want to recall.

In fact, everything happened so fast that I underestimated the obscene degree of that VIP. Originally, it was still jumping and lovely, and then suddenly it rushed to the sofa and hugged the rabbit. I was shocked and didn't understand what it was doing.

My friend, a beautiful girl with a dusty face, smiled and said, ha ha ha ha ha, look! Our Wang Cai is raping rabbits! How funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm dying! I want to film it!

I just stared at her and thought she suddenly became so strange.

Let's talk about rabbits again.

When my friend left, he said, this rabbit is good. Just be our girlfriend.

Take it away, go away, go away, go away, go away.

Never seen it again.

Should be severely abused

The rabbit's hair is soft and it is comfortable to rub its face.

Then I got sick of buying rabbits.

Looking for rabbits of various textures everywhere.

Looking for a sudden loss of tenderness.

But I have never found such a soft rabbit again.

Animals like Teddy don't know if you understand. . . The biggest feature. . . That is to say, if it's a little male teddy, and he hasn't been sterilized. . .

He will go through everything that can be x.

One is in my house. . .

Estrus. . . .

Open your eyes. . . X my foot. . X my sister's feet. . . X my menstruating feet. . . My other male dog. . .

X plush doll! X sofa! X quilt! X lawn! X pillow!

Take him out for a walk.

X all the dogs you see! X everyone who stops to say hello to me! ×××

It's burnt! ! Ugly! !

Finally, he jumped on an Alaska. . .

It's just your little body! ! Stay away from Alaska! ! That's enough. Hey! ! !

I finally want to sleep at night. . . Come and sleep with me.

X my arm! ! X my leg! ! X my face! ! Give me a face! ! That's ... Also? F heart. . .

A life-long memory!

Teddy, it's really a little male dog! Name! Captain! Its! True!

Thailand and Japan are already angry!

When I was a child, my leg brother couldn't hold back his poop, and it was all over the house. I was afraid that we would scold me if I ate it myself. . Cover up what you haven't finished with something, I hope we won't find it. . He covered it with his own nest, eating bowl and toys. . Cover the easy-to-wash and the hard-to-wash. . . Do you know how we feel when we open something with shit underneath?

The cat used its claws to help the dog bury the poop, and then put its hand into my cup to play with the water?

Drinking and listening to two people next to me say that having a dog almost killed me. One of them complained to the other that the new Chihuahua was much more stupid than the original shepherd. Shepherd shit at home, you hit it two or three times, so I can't shit here. Chihuahua is so stupid. After you hit it two or three times, it will think that I can't defecate and then tremble every day. hahaha.