Funny sentences make you shorter.

First, I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!

2. A friend's birthday. I bought her a present online. I said to my boss, "Can you write me a note? Happy birthday! " After receiving the gift, my friend called me: "Who is Zhang Tiao?"

Third, there is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: For example, the class teacher outside the window!

Fourthly, I just learned today that when some women video with others, they will put their opposite faces in the small corner window and their own faces on the big screen.

Five, suddenly understand what is meant by "important things said three times", roughly speaking: Weibo said once, space said once, friends said once.

6. I went to buy miscellaneous grains pancakes this morning and told my boss not to have coriander. The boss forgot his hand too quickly and said apologetically, "I'm used to it." I can't give it to the people behind me. I'll make you another one. " I said, "All right." Unexpectedly, this "line" was said seven times later.

Seven, you must have been homeless in your last life, and you have lived like this in your life.

I study in a medical university. I feel a little under the weather today. I asked the teacher for leave to see a doctor. The teacher said, "No, you can come to the classroom and let everyone show you in class." I'm not sick here, it's a textbook!

Nine, if you like me, then boldly like me and pursue me. I give you the right to like me and pursue me, but you have no fate to be my boyfriend.

Ten, at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.