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What mood sentences are suitable for sending friends?

First, humorous mood:

1, the same meat, why is it so popular in the chest and so annoying in the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

2, sell my brain at a high price, never used it, and those who are interested are private.

As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

4. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

? 5. Stay at home and feel beautiful. I really want to sleep more and think more. Eat whatever you want! Eat more if you want! Don't eat if you don't want to eat! Live like a fairy. 6. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and I can accept half a month.

7. When you spray happiness perfume on others, there will always be a few drops splashing on yourself. Busy people are often the happiest people, because they have no time to think about whether they are happy or not.

8. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

9. Happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and I sleep.

10, money is not a problem, but I have no money.

1 1, we hope to fly in heaven, two birds will be one, and we will have a barbecue on the ground.

12, eating life is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.

Second, sad mood.

1, we always see glamour clearly and can't figure out the connotation; Seeing the result, I can't guess the reason; Give money, but can't get the spirit; Therefore, we envy others and complain about ourselves.

Sometimes I can't digest my hidden emotions, so I become cold, mean and circuitous.

Sometimes, we change our signatures so frequently just to let others know how you feel. But we forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

4. I like to wash my hair with cold water, so I always have a headache; I like snacks and barbecue ice cream, so I always have a stomachache; I like staying up late, so my myopia is very serious. Do I have to pay for everything I like?

5. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. There are some roads. You can only go alone.

6, sometimes the mood will suddenly be very low, do not want to talk, do not want to move. When people ask, they don't know how to answer. Not pretending to be silent, just confused.

7. Only when things have changed can people know how to miss; It is always when we least understand that what we miss is the most real.

No matter how heavy the wound is, it will heal one day. But regret is different. It will follow you until the end of your life.

9. Sometimes I am very tired. I don't want to talk or move. I don't need comfort and companionship. I just want to be alone.

10, after the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will just be a cold heart.

Third, positive and optimistic mood:

True happiness comes not from wealth or honor, but from doing something worth doing.

2. Everyone is unique. You don't need others to change yourself. Just be yourself.

No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad. Your life is short. You should live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

4, there is not much money, just have you; The room is small and full of ideas.

5, suddenly found that the world as long as you are happy, everything will become beautiful in an instant.

6, travel, you don't have to go far away, you don't have to spend a lot of money, as long as you have the ability to discover beauty, you are in a good mood, and travel on the way to work.

Sunflower told me that as long as I work hard in the face of sunshine, my life will become simple and beautiful.

Only by changing yourself and facing everything with a positive attitude can we find a breakthrough in the predicament and find a better way to improve ourselves and develop ourselves.

It's sunny today, and I'm in a good mood. I'm going to work beautifully, another whole day.

10, don't be sad, if you are each other's ultimate destination, no matter how tortuous it is, you will still be together.