Introduce your husband's humor.

1. Husband is the "bad guy" who quietly added food to the lunch box for fear that you didn't bring enough for your work meal.

2. Husband is the "unlucky" who silently soaked you in brown sugar water when your "old friend" came to help you buy sanitary napkins for fear that acquaintances would see you grabbing the wrong thing in a hurry and jumping back to be scolded.

3, just want to have a good appearance, gentlemanly demeanor, understanding, broad-minded, pity jade, and please my wife.

4. You have a great figure. I like it very much. I love it!

Husband is a "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and uses his arms to shelter you from the wind and rain.

6. Are you very lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

7. You are getting more and more mature, and I find that I can't live without you for a second from now on.

8. Husband is the "escort man" who accompanies you to eat, go shopping and go home, and holds your hand tightly when crossing the road.

9. Honey, you are really great. It is my happiness to marry you in my life!

10 I really like your hair and your lips. Really sexy. Husband is the "stingy man" who quarrels with you during the day and ignores you and kicks you away in the middle of the night.

1 1, smooth white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show nobility and elegance. This, this, is simply the prince charming in fairy tales.

12, you are really talented and creative (smart or capable).

13, my husband, is the "stupid man" who pours the leftovers from the bowl into his bowl like garbage, and he still eats like a pig.

14, I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you how much you love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

15, honey, that's the one who ate the dish with too much salt and pepper, blew his nose while drinking tea, and didn't forget to shake his head with tears and say, the food cooked by his wife is really delicious.

16, I feel so stressed with you! Who made you so good! I hate you so much!

17, honey, you are really something. I love you so much!

18, husband, is the "cute man" who is too lazy to coquetry with him and let him pour you water to wash your feet, knowing that it is a trap and still enjoying it.

19 I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

20. You are like the top West Lake Longjing. A touch of bitterness is that the more mature it is, the more delicious it is.

1, husband, is that "stupid person" who only has 300 yuan left in his wallet, but tries his best to persuade you to spend 700 yuan on a dress you like, and also helps you swipe your card instead of buying a tie.

A husband is a man who is willing to accompany him all his life and bear all the humiliation for him regardless of all resistance.

Husband is the "bad guy" who is afraid that your working meal is not enough and quietly adds rice to the lunch box.

Husband is the "cheapskate" who quarrels with you during the day and makes a big noise, but kicks you away in the middle of the night.

A husband is a man who gets sick when he sees other people's dirty clothes, but washes his smelly socks that haven't turned black for a week without complaining.

6. Husband is the man who makes you want to be with him in every spare time and makes you count your fingers when you come back from business trip.

7. A husband is the man who lets you have him and disdains to look at other men.