A humorous comment about how something tastes bad

1. Yesterday, I was chatting with my cousin and mentioned that I was posting about my cooking and happiness in the circle of friends. In fact, the so-called sharing is just to let parents know that your daughter can take good care of herself and take good care of herself. Xiaojia, I have a good relationship with Uncle Qi, don’t worry, I can take good care of Miao Mei~ I hope that you in Jiangsu will be less worried and more at ease with us in Tianjin~

2. No There is no love when you eat. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love with a meal?

3. Expand all I am good at cooking! The best thing is: "Hello, I want a KFC. Others cook food for lovers, and I cook food for enemies! He hates it, so he takes him home, soaks in the sauna, then presses into the sofa and stir-frys. Feed him mustard flowers, add spicy paste, you cook hahahaha, life and death are dependent on him, what is your evaluation of this reply? Already liked and disliked

4. Today my girlfriend asked me: "Which one do you like between girls with good brains and good figures?" I said: "I don't like either, I only like you!" My girlfriend was very happy after hearing this... ...kissed me and ran off to cook for me.

5. A gentleman is someone who knows how to look behind someone’s back.

6. Recently, this child only eats a small amount at every meal. He is very anxious. He is busy during the New Year and does not take good care of him. Occasionally, he is given two breakfasts and cannot eat more than a few mouthfuls. It is given to a child who does not eat. Cooking is really the most worrying thing~

7. It rains in the sky and the ground is slippery. You fall and you crawl. You don’t rely on God or ghosts. You just rely on your own arms and legs

8 .A successful mother is failure and a successful father is sweat

9. Show off your cooking in the circle of friends, and reply below that I really want to eat, you are so virtuous, you are so awesome, that is not true love. True love only talks about how you are. You have the nerve to take pictures of such a simple dish.

10. What do you cook for your husband every day? I think it’s too hard to cook, especially when my husband says he can eat whatever he likes!