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What kind of love story are you?
I am a very timid person. I live carefully, hoping that the things I like can be hidden quietly. Then you can treat me like a hamster and steal your nuts to make wine, and then I can come to you when I am drunk.
2. "You are a lovely and romantic trouble"
You are an orange full of sunset and a bright star on the horizon.
4. "The current heartbeat is the most precious."
5. The moonlight shines in the middle of the lake, wild cranes rush to the clouds, and I step into you?
6. "The world needs to be reasonable, but I prefer you the most."
7. I want you to be a permanent resident in my heart and daydream on my planet. It doesn't matter if there is no scientific basis for flying a plane to set off small fireworks, picking up a fish barefoot on the beach and stuffing the moon and stars into your pocket. You are the foundation of everything to me.
8. In fact, yours is not pretty at all. There is no water in Qianshan's eyes, and the spring blossoms are endless. The brow is only one inch apart from the beautiful acacia, but the south wind does not linger with the skirt, and he will not be a stunning side. He is the most mediocre boy in the crowd. However, he is still Zhu Shazhi in your heart, and there is a bright moon in front of the window. It is the wine you have hidden for hundreds of years, and it is the brightest red in your mountains. A lover.
9. "I can miss the delicious salty pot-wrapped meat, I can miss the hot potato chips with fine salt particles, I can miss the mutton hotpot in the pressure cooker in winter, I can also miss the mung bean popsicle just taken out of the refrigerator in summer, and I can miss many, many, many. I care about all this, but I don't think about anything. Please don't make me miss you. "
10. "Are you free to watch the stars drying the moon with me? If there are no moon or stars, let's stand under the lamp. If you are free. "
1 1. I have become a girl who doesn't blush when listening to dirty jokes, but I still want to wear a white skirt for you when I think of you.
12. I am a very timid person. I live carefully, hoping that the things I like can be hidden quietly. Then you can treat me like a hamster and steal your nuts to make wine, and then I can come to you when I'm drunk.
13. You can eat a stuffed pineapple in one bite. It is full of strawberry neighbor's pie, crispy fried chicken legs, freshly baked crepes and milk-flavored lollipops. Calculate that all their calories are similar to yours.
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