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Don't lie to my classic sentence.
Don't lie to my classic sentence.
First, don't lie to me. I really think it's because my brother is too young to publish. They should have been together a long time ago, right
Second, when I first arrived at the company, my colleague opened the door and said that he would send me a Dendrobium candidum. Don't lie to me if I study less.
Third, don't cheat me into falling in love, don't dare to fall in love, don't fall in love with me, I don't fall in love, I'm ugly, fat and have no money, and I can't marry you now, right?
Fourth, is this a cicada? Don't lie to me when I study. Isn't this a mistake ~
No matter how uncomfortable the truth makes me, please don't lie to me.
Six, the constellation says that some things can go with the flow, really, don't lie to me.
Seven, say too much, don't believe it, this is my boyfriend is an online celebrity, and he will continue to lie to me if he is caught cheating. A 20-year-old man Tusky and Pink Panther don't know each other? Well, I'm still a baby. Don't lie to me.
Nine, don't lie to me. It doesn't get up until eight o'clock. I don't believe it. I'm not in Xinjiang ~
Ten, many college words, grammar is actually junior high school level. Don't lie to me, I have read those English, too. What about grades four and six? The required vocabulary should not exceed 10000. It's hard to say after taking CET-6.
What I want is simple. Don't lie to me. Just like it. I hate it. I can do whatever I want. Tell me I'm not a stalker.
Twelve, in the middle of the night, I was shivering in the cold wind on the side of the road, and I could meet mental derangement. Ask me the time and kindly tell him it's nine o'clock. He keeps telling me that you don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. How can I lie to you when I look at the mobile phone directly? Besides, what's the point of lying to you? Why not stay at home on a cold night?
Is the right to happiness fair? Does the law of conservation of all things really exist? Do you have to pay for others if you get some? I'm not young, don't lie to me. Hum, I'm not happy today.
I'd rather believe that you are kind than lie to me. I don't like you like this.
Fifteen, I am a person who never has a long memory. I remember eating but I don't remember fighting. Sometimes I really can't tell whether it's kind or stupid. Even if I say I am stupid, don't lie to me. Will still be cheated. She said that every time I scold you, I feel sorry for you, but why can't I grow up? I want to say that anyone who doesn't love me can die.
Liar, I am naive. Don't lie to me. I fall for it every time. Please be kind.
Seventeen, brother, have you examined the evidence? I read little. Don't lie to me. Why it is called yellow has been bothering me for a long time.
Where is it snowing in this TM in Shanghai? It's freezing rain Ice rain, do you understand? ! ! It was the icy rain that hit my face. . That ice rain! ! ! It's not that cold when it snows in the north! ! ! Don't lie to me! ! !
Don't lie to me, it's not snow, it's ice! It's fake snow.
Twenty, don't lie to me, the man with a brain every day.
Twenty-one, it's a little hot after dinner. Unbutton your sweater and sit on the balcony to bathe in the evening breeze. Today's clouds are all on holiday? Now on duty, it's half moon full of stars. Yes, the other picture is the moon I am taking now. Comparing real-time weather with weather forecast can make people insane. Four days, from 23 degrees to medium snow? Don't lie to me about buying long pants again!
It won't snow in Yongxin. Don't lie to me.
Twenty-three, chatting with a child, the child said don't lie to me, I am not a three-year-old child, and then said that the handwriting is too poor, the teacher's score is too low, so angry!
If you don't love me, please don't lie to me. The new year has arrived. I hope those who cheat me. The New Year is a disaster. . .
25. Actually, it's no big deal. Don't lie to me. Myrtle gasped and tears ran down her cheeks. You think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly myrtle! Poor, crying, unhappy Myrtle!
The more questions you ask, the less afraid you will be. Fear comes from the unknown, and many times the unknown is just because we are too scared to think. When reason comes into play, you will find that many terrible images are not enough to make people afraid. Ma Boyong's I don't read much, don't lie to me.
27. Don't lie to me. Actually, your home is Nagoya. Is this your destination?
Stop lying to me about my sad quotations.
1. Love is where love begins, and dreams are when dreams begin. I will never find the manuscript, and then erase you.
The stars in the sky are crying, and they will blink for you again.
4, the heart hides quietly, love spreads freely, and plays with all kinds of feelings.
5, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!
6. Without the tranquility of childhood, there are only noisy scenes.
7. When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.
8. Don't be afraid of being used by others. People use you to show that you are still useful.
9. You will never grow up unless you try to do something beyond your ability.
10, we have studied water purification, but we can't find a way to purify our memories.
1 1, I will be fooled, not because others are too cunning, but because I am too greedy.
12, when I thought I had happiness, your lies pushed me to the bottom.
13, love is a person walking from a one-way street to a two-way street with a hazy mood.
14, many times, because there is no choice, people tend to take the right path.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.
16, life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
17, happiness on the face, others can see. Who can feel the pain inside me?
18, don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.
19, we have been looking for happiness, but gradually found that happiness is getting farther and farther away from us.
20. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!
2 1. I knew you were lying to me by the way you looked. How many times this month?
22. Smile is a gift for others, and tears are a self-washing shower gel.
When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.
Don't be afraid to take risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is enough time to reverse it.
25. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covered my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink.
26. The persistent future will also have a past; No matter how beautiful the melody is, there will be emotional sadness.
27. When we remove the stumbling block under others' feet, we may be paving the way for ourselves.
I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.
29. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.
30. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile.
3 1, things that have passed cannot be left behind, and feelings that have passed can no longer be loved. If you could stay and love, there wouldn't be today.
32. Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.
33, since love, why not say it, some things have been lost, and now they can never come back!
34. People will grow old, so will love. Food containing a lot of preservatives is in danger of spoilage.
35. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will keep looking and never know what you have lost.
36, love, sometimes fragile like a withered rose, only flower-shaped and colorless.
37. I don't like watching you lie. I'm sorry you always do this.
38. You can clearly know how much a person is worth and how many sincere tears there are at the funeral.
39. Never think that other people's husbands or wives are better than their own, because they don't love you.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
4 1, no one is homesick for drinking water because of the insipid water, so don't abandon life because of the insipid life.
42. You are lying, you are lying to me, and my IQ has been refined by your deception again and again.
43. Even if individuals can wait, the times are hasty and are already being destroyed, and more destruction is coming.
44, the arrival of the god of luck, often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.
45. We always pay attention to whether what we get is valuable, but we often ignore whether we cherish what we give up.
46. The most taboo in love is that both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always think about each other's past.
47. Happiness and sadness in your life will eventually become memories. You might as well learn to laugh it off.
48. To love someone is to grow up with him for a long time and die together in the last few years of life.
49. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.
50. You can feel that a person loves you or doesn't care about you. Don't deceive yourself, don't force yourself.
5 1. When do you dislike talking? Because, in the face of strangers, you are smiling at your familiar self.
52. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
53. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!
54. Don't be afraid of being cheated. We came to this world to create the value of being cheated. Lying to you means you are still valuable.
55. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry.
56. The only thing you can't cheat in the world is your own heart, which always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it. .
57. Sometimes, for the sake of love, I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.
58. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!
59. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry.
Between people, what people want to say is to trust and try their best to help. When I can't do anything, I also say that I have tried my best. Friends care, care.
6 1, love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish possession. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, the most familiar is the most precious.
62. People spend their whole lives in deception and lies. Whether you hate love or are well-intentioned, you are actually cheating and lying.
63. The cruelest way to treat a lover is not to love and hate, not to cheat and betray, but to love that gradually becomes indifferent after reaching the extreme.
64. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.
65. I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the more uncomfortable I feel.
66. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.
67. People live in deception and lies every day. When you have finished your life, you can think about how many deceits and lies you have said in your life.
68. To be a man, you must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forget your promises, let go of everything, and finally cover up your tears with laughter.
69. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.
70. If there were no deception and lies in the world that day, I think it must be that the world refused to accept the existence of people, or lived in deception and lies.
7 1, what can deceive you is often not the lies and illusions that can't stand the rational test, but the part of the truth that is told to you after deliberate selection and filtering.
72. The wood said to the fire: Hold me! The fire swallowed the wood. The wood turned to ashes with a smile! The fire cried! Tears go out by themselves, and wood is doomed to be burned if it falls in love with fire.
73. You left with all my love, just a farewell. I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you for the last time and say I love you again.
74. Actually, I have been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will your tenderness belong to me one day? I won't make you sad or cry again!
75. A tragedy has just been staged on the other side of perfection. All the blood and tears gave birth to a bud in the withered thorns, which will experience seven thunderstorms and then bloom in the humid air.
If you don't try to give people a chance, do you understand? Think about it, that's impossible, this society is very realistic, and only trustworthy people want to say it's good.
77. I thought this bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.
78. Too much talk becomes a lie. But there are always women who will be silly and immersed in lies and deceive themselves. Secretly look at you, secretly miss him, secretly love him, and finally secretly cry.
79. Some people are not suitable for you. They will always look at you from one side. Have you found anything else and studied it? It's just a matter of personal ignorance Unfortunately, too many people like this extreme personality.
80. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!
8 1, watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, not surprised by the honor or disgrace, looking up at the clouds and clouds, and unintentionally staying. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.
82. If one day, I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live like that anymore, so please at least like me before I give up on you.
83. There is one thing in this world that cannot be deceived, and that is emotion; There is one thing that cannot be fooled, and that is sincerity; There is one thing that cannot be hurt, and that is true love; There is a kind of friend that can't be lost, and that is you who have always been with me.
84. Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.
85. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.
86. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle is the sadness of youth. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you.
87. Mine is mine after all. I will be a passer-by after all. You never loved me. It is destined that you will be fine. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me.
I don't think anyone will never ask for help. When you are really down and out, you will ask for help. Finally, you will ask yourself for help. You can get rid of the apparent sadness and hang an expired smile yourself. Talk about helplessness, but walk forward with your head held high.
89. Men are easily deceived. Why don't you tell a lie to stop my naivety? I'm ready to believe you. Why don't you deny that your silence is really cruel; Men cheat easily. Why don't you lie? I would rather cry than be silent.
Give it to the man who lied to me.
1, freedom represents the eternal loneliness inside.
Philosophers are loyal to wisdom and sound reason, so they are bad guys, thieves and liars. Society should burn people who hate the church. These villains are actually reminding people to be careful: in this world, don't be robbed of your wallet with your eyes open. -/kloc-Holbach, French enlightenment thinker, philosopher and atheist in the 8th century.
It is good to praise good things, but it is the behavior of liars and treacherous people to praise bad things. -democritus, ancient Greek philosopher
No one is worth my tears in this world, because the one who is, won't make me cry.
In my heart, there is your unexpected pain. How long can I hold on and keep my strongest smile?
6. In love, a lie with ulterior motives is always cuter than the true face, which is why many men are willing to spend money on a clever female liar. Balzac, French writer
7. A small number of people decide what is right and what is wrong. Is this true or false? This was true before today, but from now on, it will be a thing of the past in our country forever. Because in the only land in the world that is truly committed to freedom, a force stronger than any king has risen. Those who have eyes can see, and those who have ears can hear: the flag is flying and the army is advancing. Although some people will find fault, some people will laugh and nag, but I'm sorry he will still ascend to the throne, he will still hold the throne; Hungry people will get bread, naked people will get clothes, desperate eyes will shine with hope, liars and nobles will perish, and the master of justice will ascend to the throne. -Mark Twain, American writer
8. Everything started with loneliness.
9. Maybe I'm immature, but maybe it's because you're too young …
10, there are not many minds, but people with good character can often see through the tricks of the most cunning liar. -Goethe, German playwright, poet and thinker
1 1, the voice of heartache, you can't hear me, what am I waiting for?
12, the position in my heart is only that big. Someone comes in, someone has to leave!
13, the reality is too fake, or are you too stupid?
14, accustomed to your indifference, sudden concern will make me feel at a loss!
15, I began to like my original self. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I won't cry!
16, hearing the last sentence, he understood in despair, raised his head with tears in his eyes, like the face of a big child who was beaten and scolded, and swallowed them. Miss Tang's nose suddenly got sour. "You're right. I am a liar, I dare not fight again, and I will not hate it in the future. " Stand up and go.
-China modern writer and literary researcher Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged.
17, numbers can't fool people, but liars are good at playing numbers games. -Cha grosvenor.
18, many things in life are either gained or lost. Maybe I lost a lot, but I will gain something!
19, the real meaning of life is: to live, to live.
20. A fool and a liar are partners, and neither can live without the other. A liar will be found around a fool, and a fool will be found where a liar goes. -Mark Twain, American writer
2 1, if one day I die, then I will change my style and stay with you forever!
22. If one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: It's late …
23. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then let's keep a safe distance!
24. The two most precious words in life are "forgiveness"!
25, life is too long, you are just a landscape!
26, life is a one-way ticket, there is no retreat, no turning back!
27. There are not two big liars in life, but three: fame, profit and power. -Contemporary scholar and writer Lin Yutang
28. Gently, I don't want to disturb you. Unfortunately, I still met a memory that hurt me very much!
29. A liar and a deceived person are two sides of the same coin. -Thomas Carlyle, Scottish writer and historian.
30. Age is not a gap, and height is not a distance.
3 1, your promise is like a star, so much, but I can never get it!
32. Those injuries are so beautiful that I won't let them go, so that I laugh so hard!
33. last romance, time is like water. With your departure, I ruined my time. Do you understand?
34. If I stay with you, there is only one possibility in my life, and that is pain. But without you, there are ten thousand possibilities in my life!
I won't cry without you, because you don't cherish me …
The meaning of being alive is not to say "I'm sorry", but to say "It doesn't matter".
37. In a family where a woman is infected with vulgar habits, it is easiest to cultivate liars, villains and unprofessional things. -Russian novelist and dramatist Chekhov
38. For a smart woman, mastering a man's weakness is equivalent to trapping him with a rope; Our colorful liar quickly wound the rope. She firmly grasped one end and let the Bishop's stupid bear dance at the other end of the rope. She would never let go until she squeezed out his money. -Austrian writer Zweig
39. Unconsciously, we became liars, unintentionally, we became actors. -Amir liar's famous saying
40. It's not that I don't care about you, but that your so-called care makes me unbearable …
4 1, close your eyes, I see your indifference.
42. Compared with the deceived, the liar is dozens of times more painful. Because he's going to hell. -Japanese novelist Osamu Dazai
43. Love is like a blooming firework. No matter how beautiful it is, it is also a brilliant moment.
"Tomorrow" is an old liar, and its fraud will never be seen through. British writer samuel johnson.
You can lie to me, please pay attention to the times.
1, they said the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.
2, pleasing to the eye, chased, well, kissed, quarreled, faded, tired, dispersed, pretended not to know, scolded you behind your back, completely ignorant, let me collapse.
In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
If you love two people at the same time, please choose the second one. Because if you really love the first, you won't love the second.
When men have no money, they will say that women love money.
6. The reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.
7. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but it must be * * who seduces a man.
8. Women have no so-called loyalty. As long as someone who is better to her appears, she will change her mind.
9. Don't live up to the youth you should be fighting for.
10, woman, please don't believe that a man will be so good after you all his life.
1 1, some people just miss it and don't contact.
12. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.
13, you can lie to me, please pay attention to the times.
14. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
15, once had nothing to say, and finally had nothing to say.
16, right hand holding a lighter, left hand holding a textbook, where not to order,
17, I suddenly found that you talked less and less, only to know that your love for me had faded.
18, we are all old too fast but smart too late.
19, Spongebob is so happy because Patrick is willing to accompany him. There are many people who always see you in this world, but few people accompany you.
20, there is a feeling that it is invisible and visible, and there is a loss that you have no access rights.
2 1, don't make your girlfriend blue, because she makes you green, and don't make your boyfriend red, because he makes you yellow.
22. I'm not super Mary, and I can't afford the RMB you want.
23, women love makeup, men love to lie. Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes. Men lie to women.
24. It is said that men are liars, who knows how many men have been cheated by women.
25. Women always envy Hong Taro for having a big wolf who loves her so much, but forget that Kotaro never gave up on him in these years when the big wolf didn't catch the sheep.
26. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.
27. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. This is all nonsense.
28, it's all fake. I have to pretend to be experienced.
29. Men, men, don't be bothered by women. You are not allowed to smoke or drink. You'll be happy when she bothers others one day, won't you?
30. We break our throats and sing the feelings we dare not say.
3 1, people who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.
32, his aunt, (lovelorn for 33 days) can make a movie, and that brother's lovelorn experience can make a TV series.
33. Ugly people can get married, beautiful people can be single-
34. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
35. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are with.
36. hate me It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.
37. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.
38. A good reputation is a woman's best dowry. Sincerity is a kind of mind.
39, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.
40. Me: Wife, do you know that you are my god? Wife: I am your what? Me: You are my formula! Wife: Why? Me: So I can infer you! Tough wife: For what? I'm not your formula! Your sister's formula has been deduced by others! What are you pushing after being interpreted by countless people? Me: Wife, I was wrong. ...
4 1, I'm going to make a download software, the name is Wu Er, because lightning can't cover your ears.
42. The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand beside you, but that when the exam is near, others are reviewing and I am previewing.
43. The elevator "ding" arrived at the station like a microwave oven, and a bunch of half-baked people came out.
44. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.
45. I often change jobs. I have been to many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say "moving in China".
46. Compare two fish, who is handsome? Handsome is tomorrow's dish.
47. The English teacher asked the students to translate KFC's slogan: Wedochickenright! There are various answers: ① We are right to be birds. Are we doing the right thing? We are the birds on the right. We are on the right. We are on the right side of the bird. We are the birds on the right. On the right is a bird. Today we are birds again, aren't we? Shall we cook chicken? Attending right! Let's be another bird!
48. After the third grade parent-teacher conference, my sister changed her QQ signature: the parent-teacher conference, like the third grade, aims to destroy family harmony.
49. Why do women now wear stockings under down jackets? ""good question! Because fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated. "
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