What should single Wang say in 2022?

God is fair to everyone. Since he let you spend Singles' Day, he won't let you spend Tanabata.

On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the cinema and separated the seats one by one!

Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.

Sending roses on Valentine's Day is not as good as sending cauliflower, which can be eaten and saved money.

On Tanabata, I will play all day, and one pair will be eliminated.

You are ugly, you celebrate Tanabata, and I am handsome and casual.

You can hang anything on the Qixi gift list, as long as you remember not to hang the object. If it is heavy, it will be bad for anyone.

On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and goes shopping with chocolate.

To ask what Tanabata is in the world is to kill single dog.

On Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name on your signature, ok?

It seems that it's just you and me this Tanabata, my bed.

Tanabata, let me count. No accident. It has nothing to do with me.

Look at the sky tonight. Unless there is an accident, this Tanabata has nothing to do with you.

People asked me how to spend Tanabata, and I calmly said: Laugh it off.

Singles should also smile on Tanabata, because if you don't smile, your ex-partner will smile like a dog.

Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates. Let's break up!

Why is it Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be single for a while. Why is it so difficult!

It's good to be at home on Tanabata, so why be messy in the wind?

We're almost in Chinese Valentine's Day. Why are you so calm when you have a crush on me?

Pray for rain, the bigger the better, let Tanabata be ruined!

I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, there are so many people without partners. Besides, if you show your love, you will meet someone who bumps into your face.

Do you know why people around you remind you of Tanabata? Because you are a bird in the magpie bridge.

Valentine's day, still the same, drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

Valentine's Day and Tanabata are sold at a low price, at a low price!

Take Tanabata as Singles' Day, and you won't be so lonely and miserable.

Envy purebred single dog can spend Valentine's Day, I am a mixed-race single overtime dog, working overtime on Valentine's Day.

Be cautious about the relationship after Tanabata, who knows if you want to find a father for your child.

The year before last, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. Last year, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. This year, I still eat dog food with my mobile phone, and continue to look forward to Tanabata next year.

Due to long-term separation, Cowherd and his cow fell in love, and Qixi was cancelled. I hope everyone can tell each other.

Don't tell me happy tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I just play at home and kill a couple.

Tanabata feels lonely, so I turn off the lights and put on a _w2 movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

I have been invited to Tanabata. I decisively refused. On this day, you must enjoy loneliness alone, which is different.

Those who marry me in the future, don't do anything wrong to me on Valentine's Day, thank you.

Valentine's Day presents filled my room. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

Don't ask me out on Tanabata! Selling flowers in the morning, selling condoms at night, and squatting in front of the hotel to sell medicine in the morning.

Really, let Qixi pass zero, and old people like us wait for Chongyang.

What are you going to give me on Tanabata? I will see you off thousands of miles away.

Today, I'm going to meet my parents on Tanabata. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

It's Tanabata, and it's time to talk to Yue Lao.

In fact, Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are the same, because they are all lies.

One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of disappointment.

Valentine's Day rain, lovers on the road want to break their souls.

It's not that I don't want to love, but that I feel powerless.

If you don't want to get married, you just can't find a suitable marriage.

People you like don't appear, and people who do don't like it.

Stick to it for so long, why not!

You celebrate Tanabata this year, and I'll drink my 7-up!

I am not married at the age of 30, and my parents are more anxious than themselves.

On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

Nobody loves me on Valentine's Day, but I love myself.

Choose love or bread contradiction?

Wait for that person to appear quietly, and watch the flowers bloom and fall with a smile.

Thinking about the past always shows that the heart is old and the heart is always a taboo for women.

On Valentine's Day, I wish all my girlfriends come to visit.

On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I paid for it myself.

On Tanabata, lovers get wet in the rain in the street and get romantic.

I try to fill the days, but Tanabata reminds me how lonely I am.

Love is just a luxury of life, even better, you can't die without it.

I believe we can travel many times, but there is only one lover.

There seems to be a dead end ahead, but hope may appear at the next corner.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

It turns out that there is such a love in this world, and I cried without opening my mouth.

Hugging is the farthest gesture, because you can never see the other person's expression.

I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

Tanabata, what's the difference? It's only been 24 hours, not a second, not a second.

On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the cinema and separated the seats one by one!

Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to survive.

Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, 16, a pair of blows.

What happened to Tanabata? Giving it face is a seven-up, and not giving it face is a Thursday at best.

I'll never learn to be half-hearted like him. He'll never know what it means to be single-minded.

Love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, and it will never be synchronized anyway.

When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher.

There are endless tears in my eyes, because there is endless sin in my heart forever.

You gave me the cleanest love in the world, which made me feel guilty for wasting it.

Time is wasted in love, but marriage doesn't come on time because of wasting love.

Go shopping on Valentine's Day and hire some children. When you see a man, you can call him dad, and you can divide him into a pair.

She said, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, time will heal. Here, he left your life

This morning, my sister watched the sun alone and enjoyed it, because she couldn't spend the pain of Tanabata with the moon.

I feel that this thing, whether it is high or low, is difficult to measure, and it feels that it can kill many people.

I can survive Tanabata without anyone to accompany me. I wish you happiness by singing Happy Parting in the street.

I don't know what Valentine's Day is. Single dog, see how high you are on Tanabata.

On such a good day as Valentine's Day, all the appointments have been made. What single dog like us can do is to break up a couple.

I forgot how long Valentine's Day is. Just be a carefree single dog. Brothers are enough.

Don't call yourself single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

Single dog is also a kind of dog show. Love is a kind of dog abuse. You may not love it, but please don't hurt it.

Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs died a long time ago at your age.

There are always some girls who say that their husbands are very good. In fact, he is still single dog, and his mouth is very important.

Take off the bill! I want to take off the bill! At the end of the year, single dog issued a final cry!

I only remember that the double 1 1 was going to be chopped, and no one remembered that day belonged to single dog?

At the beginning of July, in the seventh month of the lunar calendar, everyone should be careful not to talk nonsense or kill anything. After all, the gate of hell is about to open. Oh, by the way, before that, there was a death gate, commonly known as single dog.

Double eleven should save 500 buy buy to buy. Single dog also has the right to comfort himself. Work hard after the carnival. 500 yuan is not easy to make money, or not to buy it?

How to spend Valentine's Day? ..... According to the reminder of colleagues, Valentine's Day is coming, and it will be an office with flowers flying all over the sky visually. Single dog is so tired.

For me, every day is Valentine's Day, because single dog can't stand being abused every day.

On Tanabata, if you are alone, you can take a short trip and meet your next beautiful self.

As single dog, I am very happy to think of the great benefits of double 1 1.

What the hell? Valentine's Day holiday! Single dog like me ~ What a bad day.

Double Eleven Taobao special is to comfort us in single dog.

14 Every month is Valentine's Day. Is Valentine's Day single dog? Find a lover for the holidays every day.

Tanabata is coming. Single dog said, like 17 people, just stay together. People are hard to push down.

On Tanabata, one can listen to music and hear his ears tingle.

On Tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to McDonald's to buy a couple set meal and eat it alone.

Next Thursday, Tanabata, single dog, single dog and single dog. Say the important things three times.

For single dog like me, in this cold winter, the only thing that accompanies me is the static electricity on my wool trousers.

Tanabata is coming, are you still alone? Nonsense, if I am not alone, will I become a dog? . In order not to become single dog, come and choose a gift for him or her.

Happy birthday to myself! ! ! Surrounded by lovers, single dog couldn't live any longer, so she had to eat her own food with tears in her eyes.

It's the Qixi Festival again. I'm only 25 years old this year, but I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day! Who can understand the days in single dog?

Tanabata didn't want to be a single dog, so I took the initiative to tell Lao Tzu when I saw others show their love. I will reply tomorrow!

Tanabata Valentine's Day is coming. You must keep a low profile recently. Dog abuse mode is about to start again. Protect yourself, always keep in touch with single dog Nursing Association, and don't be abused to death.

Double Eleven is coming, and single dog will be abused again.