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Talking about drunken women.

1, a drunken woman is really scary! I found that I couldn't resist girls crying in front of me, and my heart was broken.

2. Drunk women are really terrible.

People with good spoken English are too sexy, but the only sexy woman in the world is this drunk crazy woman, and she immediately threw herself down.

4, haha happy this drunk woman. . . . Drunk. . . . Very happy ⊙▽⊙ this party! ! ! Nice to meet you in this life.

5. I was drunk after drinking fruit wine with a woman, but this is sober! The first batch of colleagues working in Xiamen, long time no see, still!

6. It is crazy for a woman to get drunk. The whole world is yours.

7. I confess here that this is the first time I have ever felt a domineering femininity, not only gentleness, but also a charm. Well, I think it's because I'm drunk and blushing.

8, drunk, the two scars you bit are very red, especially want to call you, that woman's reply is like a knife.

9. Woman, how can you get drunk by sucking some blood? Such loyal people have written thousands of books.

10, a woman will only think of a man when she is drunk, that is, the one who hurt her intestines.

1 1. First of all, the woman was drinking and drunk. Didn't she ask for sexual assault? Women should have a sense of self-protection and self-esteem. Can women sexually assault men?

12, I was drunk and instilled in me the idea of women's youth. Forget it. Just nod your head.

13. Actually, a drunk woman is also cute when she is drunk.

14, I was supposed to sleep until 7: 30 on the rest day, but I was woken up by mosquitoes at 5: 00 and by a drunk and delirious woman at 7: 00. .......

15, this woman must be drunk, otherwise this idol baggage won't be so far away.

16, the woman I thought of when I was drunk, I decided to love her all my life.

17. A woman was drunk tonight and sang the theme song of Princess Pearl in the community. She can't sing well, and she has to get dirty eyes from all directions from behind the window.

18, it turns out that women are so horrible when they are drunk.

19, sorry everyone, I am such a woman when I am drunk.

20. A man said that he was a little drunk at seven o'clock, and then he began to roll his eyes at me, just like the kind of woman who was drunk but didn't want to take it home at all.

2 1, there is a kind of people who are drunk and don't go home. Why should a woman give him a good look? Why do women stay up all night for him and pick him up in the morning?